Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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I think the girl should just seriously rethink her look because if I were as hot as her I'd do SO MUCH BETTER.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I like that she's "ready." Do they ask her?

"Lindsay, do you think you're ready to have sex?"
"Yes, I am totally gagging for it."
"Can we quote you on that?"
"Yes, please send headshots and resumes to 18339 Alameda Avenue..."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

her voice is a bit "40 year old divorced smoker"

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I think my point w/r/t The Parent Trap was that I liked her pale-and-freckly stage, and even though I've still found her very charming as an actress in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, I could do without the sleazy looks that have accompanied her rise to adulthood.

Virgin/whore complex to thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah her voice is totally classic! she must have started smoking at age 6.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

This is all very bemusing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd like to C on her T's

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Is this where we start talking about Bring It On Again?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

cutty, dude, UNCALLED FOR.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think that she comes across as particularly intelligent, and i think that her style is a pretty generic, slightly toned down version of tacky hilton/richie/reid chic. perhaps the dirty joke thing comes from the fact that she seems like she'd be filthy if you got her in the sack. the one thing i'll give her is that she successfully oozes the dirty sex vibe like only christina aguilera can. better, actually... xtina has always seemed a bit forced to me, like she'd be all "come on do it to me, baby" but then scream bloody murder if you tried anal.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

The fact that some stylist fucked her up for some RS cover isn't in any way indicative of her style.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree with you, J. She was paler and frecklier toward the beginning of Mean Girls, no? There should have been a short-skirt dance sequence earlier on. Also: she was really likeable on SNL, too.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

there should have been more slo motion and short skirt dancing in general, really.

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

what did i say wrong? ;)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Do people really say stuff like "come on do it to me, baby"?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

cutty, i've got your back.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

DEAN U MY DOG FOR REAL

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

dude, man, THINKING IT's fine, but you don't have to share.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco and jaymc OTM.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

you just didn't like having to visualize the whole affair.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Du Jour means sharing

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

YO H IF CUTTY WANTS TO C ON HER Ts THEN U GOTTA LET HIM YO

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Arf: I don't see any of this Hilton/Reid stuff going on with her whatsoever! Or this filth thing. I think what I appreciate about her is that she tends to seem really laid-back and normal, and not in the forced "actually I am quite laid-back and normal" way, but like, really. Combine that with being rather hot, and it seems all the more lovable. Which, admittedly, might lead in a mental "cool + laid-back" + "hot" = "dirty" direction, yes. But mostly she seems fun. She and Amanda Bynes are the only two of their ilk I have any affection for.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

What a reception Ms Lohan would have were she ever to move to Chicago.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Mean Girls was set up the shore!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

d'oh!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Tina Fey worked at the local YMCA when I was in college!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I've never seen a lindsay lohan movie. take your pound of flesh.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't see any of this Hilton/Reid stuff going on with her whatsoever!

http://www.lohanonline.com/news_2004jan31_smoke.jpg

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

first fran, now lindsay... that would be an interesting 3-way, cutty.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Even if it proves me wrong I thank the hell out of you for that picture.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

THEM SOME Ts WHERE YOU AT CUT~??!

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

i have a whole "i'd like to C on her T's" list

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha CUTTY YOU ARE SO BUSTED.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't mention it.

I endorse the c on t's thingy too.

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i imagine lohan snorts a large amount of cocaine daily

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

in your dreams, papi!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

We need more pictures

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

i have my own theories about ms. lohan.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Who's the blonde chick in the back with LL?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

UP THE A

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I was just going to ask that...

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

i think it's obvious that she would.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU WILL NOTICE THE CIGARETTE IN MS. LOHAN'S RIGHT HAND

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

A LITTLE POST-C IN THE A CIGARETTE?

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

More dirty theories and shocking slutty-pictures, please. My sweet little Lindsay is being revealed as a horrible skank and I'm strangely excited by it.

― ocsiban (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

http://nandotimes.nandomedia.com/ips_rich_content/308-lohan.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh stop with the faux-naif schtick!!!!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not shocking or dirty, that's just cute.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

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