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Bless Everyone With a Hereford United Musical Truth (103 new answers, 103+ unread)

What *on earth* could that mean?

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

"What do you smell like in the morning?"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:20 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Tomorrow I find out if I'm going to be a Dud or not!"

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 March 2003 21:26 (10 years ago) Permalink

what's the best thing you've ever gained by flatulent means?

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 15:08 (10 years ago) Permalink

Video Eating Problems (i'm thinking about dinner you see)

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:26 (10 years ago) Permalink

From ILM: What song would you like played at your first wedding reception?

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:30 (10 years ago) Permalink

Canadians, C/D? (111 new answers)

Cannibalism, C/D (111 new answers)

― Skottie, Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:13 (10 years ago) Permalink

How do yoy know if you've had a hip replacement?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:12 (10 years ago) Permalink

Who else thinks David Beckham is just pretending to be blind? (7 new answers, 2 unread)

― James Ball (James Ball), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:05 (10 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Recommend me some light and breezy, hard to put down boobs

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

Your own vacation phobias - Paris, the world, etc.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Sunday, 20 April 2003 20:24 (10 years ago) Permalink

Have you ever been blown by a subway/street musician?

― Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:57 (10 years ago) Permalink

Well, have you?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

Not Daniel Cartier, that's for sure. Maybe Thoth, I don't know, the early 80s are such a blur for me.

― Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:09 (10 years ago) Permalink

Panties after clubs, good or bad?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 2 May 2003 05:22 (10 years ago) Permalink

I keep reading "The Disco Stu Essay".

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 23:40 (10 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

"Help me cook children"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 22 June 2003 02:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

haha, this just happened with: "Would anyone admit to seeing Bruce Almighty and licking it?"

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 22 June 2003 02:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

"let's talk about breasts" it should have been 'berets'

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Sunday, 22 June 2003 19:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

from ILM

"Missy - Putin In Your Mouth"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 13 July 2003 10:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

Ally, why are you punishing Chicago?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 15:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Finally, A Job Interview!"

(it was the name of the interviewee, in the thread title, that really caught me off guard)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

??? don't see what you thought it said. Unless it was Find Ally, A Job Interview!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

Andrew -- it was the Job from the Bible that i tought of first, for some reason!

(=> "woah, the omnipotent ilx", etcetc)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 23:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

HOW MANY DICKS DOES IT TAKE?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 20 July 2003 06:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Mug your father tonight"

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

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"Bend Over And Open Up For The States Cock!!!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

london buses: best route for terrorists?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 08:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

i'm sick of elegance

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

Penis attack C/D?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 September 2003 05:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

"question about pornography and copyrights"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 11 September 2003 21:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Killing your music alphabetically - C/D?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:12 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Sometimes I like to imagine that ILE is just a good forum"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 13:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

Oh. You mean that's NOT what the thread reads? Damn.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 13:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

ha! i thought that too. i was truly confused by the link to all of the food threads at first.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Mug your father tonight"

Awww, don't want to do that! Unless your father was a heartless bastard, in which case, heck, do more than mug, honey child! ;)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 16 October 2003 04:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

I read "Jet Lag Solutions" as "Jet Li Solutions"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 16 October 2003 06:39 (9 years ago) Permalink

How many ILE posters are tramps?

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 17 October 2003 21:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

who here actually likes music?

― man, Sunday, 19 October 2003 00:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Californians-I am getting ready to fuck you"

― adaml (adaml), Sunday, 19 October 2003 00:10 (9 years ago) Permalink

"I can't believe that Eminem died last night"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 20 October 2003 22:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Suggest me some knickers movies to get me out of this depressive stupor."

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

ILX Doodies

― man, Monday, 3 November 2003 17:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

i got (american) election 2003

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

Which is to say, "i got (american) erection 2003"

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

Your favourite misread ILX thread titties!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

(In blind taste tests nationwide ...)

... ILX Crushes version X!!!

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

"I got (american) erection 2003"

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

Ballsy Hotpants, Batman!!!

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 04:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

Internet Hardman requires new moniker
Instant Hardon requires new mocker

― Skottie, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

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