I am so not "getting" this Instagram thing / do you guys want to look at each others pictures?

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so nice that there's an app solely dedicated to showing you videos of "comic" dialogues where one person plays all the parts

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Monday, 20 March 2023 12:41 (one year ago) link

Oh, there's more than just one app for that.

pplains, Monday, 20 March 2023 13:24 (one year ago) link

Also know why insta doesn't have the same vibe as tiktok? The way insta makes the screen go up and down after a video finishes to prompt you to swipe.

Like, dammit, I was going to re-watch this wacky weatherman clip again, but now you're just making me seasick.

"Helpfulness" aside, it's wild that insta wouldn't consider viewers watching the same video multiple times.

pplains, Monday, 20 March 2023 13:27 (one year ago) link

my favourite feature is when you want to watch some (dreadful pointless comedy meme) clip but you get interrupted and close the app. when you reopen you see the clip for a tantalising fraction of a second before you get scrolled to the top of your timeline, with no way of finding the clip ever again because it was from an account you don't follow.

ledge, Monday, 20 March 2023 15:06 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

i just got a popup notification in an instagram group chat about an opportunity for me to start selling products. it let me know i can "share a product in the chat to start collecting orders for it."

just sharing this here as an invitation to join my new group chat on instagram, one of the fastest growing chats, and i need to tell you about some recent products that have changed my life

z_tbd, Thursday, 27 April 2023 18:22 (one year ago) link

I love how every time I post something creative, I get lots of messages from all these bots about how I should use their service to get my stuff promoted

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 27 April 2023 21:27 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

I have no intent, nor interest, in joining Threads, but even less motivated to do so since the launch seems to have broken Instagram in the process. Within hours of the launch, 80% of the posts on my feed show up as blank grey squares, 10% show up as very blurry, the rest (sponsored ads, natch) appear just fine. Stories load about 20% of the time and almost every avatar is a blank grey circle. Good job Zuck!

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 7 July 2023 16:36 (nine months ago) link

So my feed still doesn't load and now Stories never load. Video posts load about 80% of the time, but photo posts are still a grey box. Apparently not a widespread enough issue for Meta to actually fix it, but according to Reddit and Twitter there are quite a few people dealing with the same thing. At least Twitter is still functional as it circles the drain, but I've never seen an app just completely stop doing the main thing it's intended to do (i.e. show photos) for this long before.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 July 2023 14:52 (nine months ago) link

What the heck is happening with Instagram?

I’m someone who uses the platform through a browser app on my smartphone, not through the Insta app.

And for the last couple days I just can’t find any way to post things. It’s as though that has simply been taken away for absolutely no reason.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 16 July 2023 15:13 (nine months ago) link

Maybe make sure your software isn’t in need of an update? Usually something like that is the cause.

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Sunday, 16 July 2023 15:44 (nine months ago) link

Evan, thanks! I’ll give that a shot.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 16 July 2023 15:54 (nine months ago) link

when did they change the views when you click on a hashtag from 'top posts / recent posts' to 'top posts / filter' and if you click on filter it brings up a menu with 'top posts / top recent posts' options? absolute dogshit ui design. i want recent posts not top recent posts, and two buttons where one performs an action and the other one brings up a menu which only contains two options one of which is the same as the first button has real 'ui design is my passion' energy.

a holistic digital egosystem (ledge), Thursday, 20 July 2023 07:25 (nine months ago) link

eight months pass...

I am getting ads for *ticketed* listening parties at music venues for albums like AFX SAW2 or MBV-MBV ...

I had no idea this was a thing and it makes me really grateful that I was around to see these artists live in person for less $ than these listening parties cost.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 April 2024 05:15 (one week ago) link


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