misheard lyrics

How could I forget this one? I first heard it on oldies radio, actually.

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/driveinshow.shtml

In context.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCLcMvgLF2Q

about 1:20 into the smashing pumpkins “rocket”

MILLER LITE!!!!!

Madonna - Crazy for You

all I can hear is "Trying hard to control my fart"

Talking Heads - 'Air'

'Air can hurt you too' = 'Air in her tutu'

"There's a bathroom on the Rhein"

source: my daughter

"i'll drive that stake
through the centre of my heart
lonely vampire inhaling its fart"

(no shade in the shadow of the cross by sufjan stevens)

Pearl Jam - Dissident

"When she couldn't hold, no, she farted
A dissident is here
Escape is never the safest path
Oh, a dissident, a dissident is here"

(it's of cousre "folded", but Vedder's pronunciation and the context made a good case)

It’s thirty years since I first heard “Here Come The Warm Jets”, and I only just today decided to google the lyrics

Now he'll barbeque your kitten
He is just another learner lover

This has always been and will always be, for me:

Now he’ll barbecue your Lenten penis
Just another learner lover

Highlands Industry
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?

how can weave be wrong

Did you realize that you were Italian in their eyes?
-- "Kid Charlamagne" (Steely Dan)

I guess it rains down in Africa...

Just got reacquainted with one from my childhood, from Dishwalla’s “Counting Blue Cars”:

He had many questions
Like children aloft in dew