Twitter C/D

if she had written detective stories it wouldve been cool

lol "what i did", and this was before the fake death?

paging colonel sebastian moran

Arrogant tyrants.

Blue-blood bastards.

Call them whatever you want.

Around here, we just call them Kings.

Fancy boats.

Lakeside mansions.

Luxe watches and bespoke suits.

The Kings of High Court College act like Gods.

And Cooper Valcourt is the worst of them.

He is the bully king.

His family owns everything.

And his mission is to put me in my place and send me packing.

i think I'm in love

yeah there is a huuuge “in love with my bully” fic genre

i prefer "kings"

i meant with the author though. it'll pass. like so much mist in the lagoon.

therapy is expensive

Think of the unpaid co-pays!

Dark Debt-Collector Calls Romance

gonna wait for the inevitable new york magazine article (and subsequent FX miniseries starring sarah paulson) to pay attention to this

i’ve been logged out and when i try to log back in it says “this account already exists”

um i know

i just got switched to home timeline without doing anything

notes on why its is also a nice site:

in a retweet-n-pray tale variously involving twitter users frosty the snowman (parody), followers for algernon (aka @bonerhitler) and foreskin gamer extreme (aka @nudeobama aka pikachu headpat girl), craigslist shaman (aka @sendgod2jail)'s lost inside-only cat yoda returned safely of its own accord

currently banned for a week for replying to a Tory MP's bigoted tweet "I wish unlimited ill on you you racist piece of shit". total pointless suicide-by-cop behaviour but it does underline why I need to stay off it tbh

https://i.postimg.cc/wTpT4GdC/Screen-Shot-2023-01-06-at-9-18-09-AM.png

(checks twitter)

no, yeah- that's 100% accurate

ive seen that shit with the weird accent trend a number of times

I know a million posts have been posted since, but I recommend Laura Bates' book "Men Who Hate Women" if you want a breakdown of what kids are being subjected to.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/aug/27/laura-bates-on-the-men-who-hate-women-idolise-murderers


Now I’m reading this book. Thanks for recommending.

why do you guys talk about literary clusterfucks on the twitter thread?

Introducing 4000 character tweets might be the move that actually kills Twitter. There are two dozen people in the world who want that and they all read each others’ 1/89 tweet threads anyway.

tlwittdr

Will be genuinely surprised if they ship that anything like on the schedule he claims. The changes required are enormous.

Is there a running list of things Musk has promised to come and never came through with?

yes, but if you post it on Twitter you will be banned

he's trying to make Twitter a competitor to YouTube and Wordpress (??), which again begs the question of what exactly he thinks Twitter is and why he thinks people use it. what he's doing here is Bad Software Design 101, I'd say "this might actually kill Twitter" but it's Elon so it'll probably just never happen

wonder if the long tweets with have formatting available or if itll just be a really long tweet i hope its just a long tweet thats funnier

also if they just show the whole thing on the timeline

I think once your tweet goes beyond 280 characters you should lose the ability to punctuate or insert line breaks. If you're gonna type 4000 characters it's gonna appear in a solid block of text.

┳┻| _
┻┳| •.•) This will be so tight 4000 characters tall
┳┻|⊂ﾉ https://t.co/vu4i5Ukw9y

— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant) January 8, 2023

Just noticed a load of yellow/gold ticks on official accounts. Are they gonna start trying to charge $80 for those at some point or what?

gold ticks are for official business accounts

(so yes, they may well start charging more)

NYTimes airhead @ezraklein:

"Clean, abundant energy is the foundation on which a more equal, just and humane world can be built."

Two points:

1. Wind power made the trans-Atlantic slave trade possible.

2. Modern 'clean' energy has been a disaster. https://t.co/NczKWIrPwG

— Steve Milloy (@JunkScience) January 9, 2023

When Twitter dies I’m going to miss exposure to this kind of insanity.

lmao

#1 is some galaxy brain shit, just amazing

dude get out from under that car, quick!

sorry but hes more right than ezra here

thinking that the method of energy generation is going to be the foundation of changing politics for the better is pure technocrat ideology

after reading the piece i retract that statement ezra is in fact pretending that politics just dont exist at all

looking at a world in which the 1% use a thousand times more energy than the average person: if we can just a get lil more of this stuff surely everyone will become a yuppie

Clean, abundant energy will be the basis of more bullshit like bitcoin mining, probably.

soothing sounds for baby by ezra klein

https://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/neo-wakes-up-640x353.jpg

sails are the reason there were slaves if you really think about it

Cancel boats

I’ve got bad news for this guy about the crew rowing triremes

that was dirty energy tho, they were all sweaty

if it weren't for the sun we wouldn't have to see all this bullshit going on

Everyone though electricity was such a great thing,
until that Frankenstein guy had an idea

i started a tech
which started the whole world crying