Twitter C/D

For now it's still there, apparently, buried under the three dots

yeah it moved under the dots a couple of months ago, pre-Blue

For me it was still in the side menu until yesterday.

I’ll give Mudge the benefit of the doubt and assume he’s talking about data rather than services. It’s bizarre Twitter supposedly gives all employees access to production data.

there are permissions, LDAP groups, etc. it's all very normal principle of least access stuff.

Twitter down right now. Must be the rush to buy the Trump NFTs.

It's back. But hope springs eternal.

All my mentions are gone again, also they banned It's Going Down.

They = Elon and Andy Ngo, presumably

It appears that a number of mainstream journalism are suddenly getting their accounts suspended this evening.

more and more people are tagging #sendelontomars

Something of a Thursday night massacre going on

Starting to think dismantling twitter as we know it was part of the plan all along (or at least after he was forced to buy it).

night of the gone wives

— PEZ 🍬 (@Senpezeco) December 16, 2022

I logged in earlier to see what was up and I couldn’t scroll my timeline past 8 hours ago it just didn’t load

i've been pretty checked out of twitter for a few years and i don't have a mastodon account at the moment, but now i'm at least trying to go through people i follow and grab mastodon handles for anyone that might be hard to find if twitter goes down/their accounts get banned.

lol, also, if i follow a link to someone's mastodon twitter has been throwing up a "Warning: this link may be unsafe"

15 of the top 20 by follower count are porn. The top non-porn personal accounts are the UKIP Gamergate guy and a Bolsonaro supporter who recently got Elon Musk’s attention with claims of election fraud. https://t.co/LQ5XJfPQ7c

— Travis Brown (20-30% parody) (@travisbrown) December 16, 2022

this site seems so dead right now. I follow a number of bot accounts like "Good Faces" or "hourly Nancy comics" or "random King of the Hill frames" and I swear it's like half my TL right now because so many people have just stopped posting. the site itself is buggy, all the ads I'm getting are strange, I'm getting a ton of crypto scams in my DMs and replies, and the only thing people are really talking about is Elon ruining Twitter. can't see it ever getting back to the point where it was merely dying slowly

yeah i dont think its going to survive

lmao only 2000 people signed up for Blue since it relaunched? god that's just amazingly pathetic

2000 out of 18 million accounts, so like a 0.01% signup rate?

so before elon takeover, twitter claimed it had 238 million MDAU, which means maybe 26,000 people have signed up? so, that's like $2.5 million a year in total revenue at $8 a month? lol

Guess who's not getting any more Twitter Files.

The old regime at Twitter governed by its own whims and biases and it sure looks like the new regime has the same problem. I oppose it in both cases. And I think those journalists who were reporting on a story of public importance should be reinstated.

— Bari Weiss (@bariweiss) December 16, 2022

Weiss so woke.

smh the virus

Ugh, so ungrateful.

So nice of @elonmusk to give you exclusive access to the Twitter files for you to take just a few days to throw shade his way. The journos that were suspended was because they were participating in doxxing. Not that you will, but I’d give posting this a second thought.

— Joshua Price (@SpeakToYourMgr) December 16, 2022

how is that guy not a twitter blue subscriber?

that may also be the worst use of “throw shade” I have seen

there have been some really bad ones

its very "cringe" how every lil novel turn of phrase gets immediately beaten into the ground by bad internet posters

Most novel turns of phrase are AAVE and from drag/ballroom culture so I try to avoid most of them bc by the time I hear them they’ve already been busted

yeah just talk normal is how i break it down to an extent

best to stick to vernacular of your own community even if it means saying you want hen fap

lmao

the craziest one for me is how "based" a term popularized by the very weird and super not right wing rapper lil b has been adopted by nazi shitposters, just awful stuff

lmao only 2000 people signed up for Blue since it relaunched? god that's just amazingly pathetic

― frogbs, Friday, December 16, 2022 10:19 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

that seems too low. it's a failure, but it's not doing *that* bad surely?

the craziest one for me is how "based" a term popularized by the very weird and super not right wing rapper lil b has been adopted by nazi shitposters, just awful stuff

― lag∞n, Friday, December 16, 2022 9:57 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

aaaah i hate this

its so bad its like killing jesus except way worse

that seems too low. it's a failure, but it's not doing *that* bad surely?

i'm guessing that 2000 figure came from the thread just before the one xyz posted earlier:

Twitter Blue round 2: I’m travelling and haven’t looked at this in detail yet, but my tracker has taken 66 million profile snapshots of 18 million distinct accounts since Monday’s relaunch, and it’s found a grand total of 2,215 new sign-ups.

— Travis Brown (20-30% parody) (@travisbrown) December 16, 2022

if so, that number comes from a guy who looked at 18 million of the approximately 300-400 million active monthly accounts, and who is also traveling

the thing to keep in mind is that traveling stats are notoriously noisy

but yeah, assuming that when he's traveling and he looks at the details, 2,215 out of 18 million is close to the correct ratio for Blue signups, that would still come out to just about 50,000 signups out of 400M active monthly accounts

twitter by its own admission only had ~238 million mdau (active monetizable accounts) before it went private, so the number is probably much less (see the math i did upthread)

considering all the features are "coming soon" and everyone who buys the blue check gets made fun of not sure why anyone would even want it, might have some utility to scammers but idk even about that anyone who knows what a blue check is has probably heard you can buy one at this point

https://i.imgur.com/VPi6qHa.png

tho im not sure how hes checking for subscribers, supposedly twitters manually verifying identities before handing out blue checks, could be theres a backlog and he cant see them til after that

Of those 238 million monetizable accounts only about 10% are in the Goldilocks zone

the Venn diagram of Musk followers who are pearl-clutching regarding the pseudo-doxxing here and people who supported Gamergate is a circle

fwiw the one person i followed who paid cancelled immediately (when people started unfollowing/bullying him haha), and his month expired, and he still has the blue check and shows up in searches for people who paid. apparently they didn't implement offboarding lmao.

You have to pay $20 a month to remove your blue check

You have to pay $20 a month to remove your blue check

You also have to pay $20 a month to stop double-tweeting