Twitter C/D

a lot of these people seem to think twitter is the government?

i would love to come to these people's houses and piss on their carpet and say it's my freedom of expression

Bari doing good work at making the old crew of Silicon Valley ghouls seem cool

All is forgiven Jack

let's not go crazy here

Lol @ Jack being thrown under the bus twice already

Wow.
Someone read the Terms of Service.https://t.co/DtqOt9Cm2l pic.twitter.com/rDNgqDHi4Y

— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) December 9, 2022

A lot worse than suspension or shadow banning should have happened to the Libs of TikTok account.

this shit is so unbelievably dumb what losers

Bunch of fucking nerds. Everything going on in our country right now and this is what the absolute losers spend their time on?

this is how i break it down to an extent:

1 musk thinks hes doing something?

2 taibbi and weiss see an opportunity to pick up more subscribers to their newsletters

3 the whole thing is extremely low effort on everyones part

This is like them getting hold of their ex's phone and scrolling through the texts to see what a snake they were

And then posting screenshots of the time their ex emailed their friends to ask about a surprise gift as proof that they were "sneaking around".

this shit is so dumb and funny

Controversial decisions were often made without getting Jack’s approval and he was unaware of systemic bias. The inmates were running the asylum.

Jack has a pure heart imo.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 9, 2022

"please like me Jack"

also laughing at the people in the comments crying for lawsuits...they do realize that this means suing Musk?

(of course they don't realize this because they are dumb)

lawsuits is not enough we need treason prosecutions and executions

it amazes me when I dive into all of these stupid "Censorship" debates that literally the people arguing against the Elon-fellators take the argument at face value and rarely point out "uhh Twitter isn't a public square and first amendment has nothing to do with it".

the people who would argue this probably already deleted their accounts and went to Mastodon

i will never forget the freak out Laura Loomer had over getting banned on Twitter, which involved chaining herself to Twitter HQ and having such a break down live on InfoWars where even Alex Jones was like "calm down"

she's back now pic.twitter.com/97Nsjgr8U5

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 8, 2022

lol that was a legendary event. chain yourself to the door in a way that it can still open

https://i.ibb.co/wwmf4RM/DE443892-43-ED-4369-BA29-26562810-F073.jpg

uh

looooooool

i bet elon is trolling there but if not, lol

3 the whole thing is extremely low effort on everyones part

this is key. the whole event has a "shit we did when we had a substitute teacher" vibe

elon is good again for the very first time

BREAKING: @elonmusk let @Krassenstein and I back on Twitter!
BOOM!
RETWEET! pic.twitter.com/OxyaPW6JAF

— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) December 11, 2022

lmao

THIS IS NOT HAPPENING pic.twitter.com/5JBRFCSOKV

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) December 11, 2022

https://i.imgur.com/stYgt9Y.png

oops didnt see it was already posted

when Elon buys ILX you'll be able to post the same image 4000 times per post

again, sincere thank you to those of you following along with what’s going on there but pleeeease also consider adding like alt text of something for quote tweets and tw*tter img posts b/c fuck all if i’m clicking on any links going to that site anymore.

Yeah I'm feeling like I need to stop watching the circus.

There's a part of me still fascinated with all this shit but yeah, I've stopped actually visiting twitter myself.

its still good for sports talk but yeah not only has it gotten a more boring and irritating but the site also seems broken a lot of the time

pleeeease also consider adding like alt text of something for quote tweets and tw*tter img posts b/c fuck all if i’m clicking on any links going to that site anymore.

img posts and even embedded twitter posts on ILX don't require you to click on them to see them though?

ahh...the screenshots aren't loading on my phone. but the embedded quote tweets use don't have enough context to know what's going on.

but, really, the problem is me. i shouldn't be trying to peak out the window at this train wreck in the first place.

well, well

I'm over it

This is getting dragged out too long and dropped at the worst times

It's one thing to slow roll, it's another to do a Saturday night drop. This is usually done when companies want to kill the story https://t.co/IzHaN3f0BF

— Tim Pool (@Timcast) December 11, 2022

big miscalculation to do this whole writers talking about dull documents thing, shouldve just made up one insane conspiracy "hunter blackmailed jack into banning trump" or whatever and hit it over and over, thats what the audience wants

release a few emails that kind of seem like they vaguely relate and call it a day

once youve been exposed to crazy cinematic conspiracy theory real life is too boring, and even by the standards of real life the twitter files are just boring

the bar was set with the cambridge analytica crap and none of the twitter shenanigans rise above the level of "execs debate moderation strategy and get email messages begging the mods to do something"

so if we're intellectually honest, none of this should be surprising https://t.co/zUhgnmFgp9 pic.twitter.com/LyO8Xgi5we

— The Chancery Daily and 99 others (@chancery_daily) December 12, 2022

A Ryan Seacrest Type

post-election this is funnier

blake masters was just too fucking weird to vote for

elon failing to heed the message of the election, that this weirdo accusing everyone of being pedos shit is unpopular

Ad traffic at #Twitter.

(via @DoubleLJSquared) @scottlincicome @WSJ https://t.co/zPGT6U0Quk pic.twitter.com/IZCrL03zC6

— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) December 12, 2022

wow thats bad

Especially when you consider that the previous average was already below where it needed to be