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dril has nothing on this guy

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 4 December 2022 11:42 (one year ago) link

the algorithmic timeline is as bad as i've ever seen it. i like one tweet by a mutual and my next 20 tweets are from that person

, Sunday, 4 December 2022 14:04 (one year ago) link

The mobile web version was glitching out, there were like 3 different versions of the page on top of each other but offset slightly

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 4 December 2022 14:15 (one year ago) link

Oh, wow. My notifications are all from Nov. 10 and earlier—can’t see anything after that. This thing really is breaking.

— Miriam Posner (@miriamkp) December 4, 2022

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 December 2022 14:42 (one year ago) link

I sort of really want to leave Twitter

his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Sunday, 4 December 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link

Like it really stinks now and is a depressing experience and it seems to be dragging the world to a dark place and I feel complicit as a user.

his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Sunday, 4 December 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link

delete that shit

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 December 2022 16:32 (one year ago) link

Especially that Elon is acting like the Editor-in-chiel of Twitter, commissioning stories from substack journos. Everyone writing there now seems to be working for him.

Peter-in-chiel

Wiggum Dorma (wins), Sunday, 4 December 2022 16:51 (one year ago) link

Essentially left at the start of November and zero regrets. I'll maintain the account so it doesn't get snapped up and will note when I'm tagged or DMs, but that's it. My last 'active' post may be tomorrow with the new By-the-Bywater episode but thinking it'll be fresh start time for that on social media as well in the new year.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 4 December 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link

however you feel abt twitter getting worse and everything else getting worse it's definitely funny that milo yiannopolis's life is getting worse

mark s, Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:34 (one year ago) link

He’s in the news again
I’m sure he thinks he’s doing great

turns out he failed to say don't say that

Milo Yiannopoulos has been fired from the Ye / Kanye entourage after a series of disastrous media appearances that saw the candidate praising Hitler. Milo says in an email that there was a “mutual conclusion that I should step away.”

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) December 4, 2022

mark s, Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:55 (one year ago) link

It's Ernst Röhm all over again.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:59 (one year ago) link

too much luftwaffling on key decisions

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 December 2022 20:02 (one year ago) link

"candidate"

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 4 December 2022 20:02 (one year ago) link

Goosestepping away

I’m going to have to see Kanye’s policy website before I decided

I rarely use twitter but I cant get rid completely when things like this get posted.

It is your holiday duty to make sure everyone you know is aware of the deleted subplot in Love Actually where the little boy is a trained gymnast. pic.twitter.com/Za2pzGVn6H

— Patrick Fisackerly (@fisackerly) December 3, 2022

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 4 December 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link

Like it really stinks now and is a depressing experience and it seems to be dragging the world to a dark place and I feel complicit as a user.

This is the absolutely correct take. Every other take is essentially in the bucket of laziness or enabling abuse; i.e weak af.

Jump ship with no regrets.

octobeard, Monday, 5 December 2022 02:03 (one year ago) link

love actually is one of those things where you think you know what it is but then you examine that and theres theres absolutely no idea there, like maybe its a ryan gosling romcom it could be a british tv show about really anything

lag∞n, Monday, 5 December 2022 04:36 (one year ago) link

xxp the boy from that movie is reportedly dating Elon's ex-wife (the actress he was married to twice lol)

mh, Monday, 5 December 2022 15:54 (one year ago) link

Elon must be ... flipping out.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 December 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link

She's the one who texted him "Please do something to fight woke-ism. I will do anything to help! xx" Fuck all these weirdos.

peace, man, Monday, 5 December 2022 16:13 (one year ago) link

she's what we call a "hat actor" where she just does an impression based on the type of hat her character wears imo

mh, Monday, 5 December 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link

fuck acting a hat

rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 December 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link

act fucking a hat

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 December 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link

oh, she is also the author of an anti-feminist dystopian novel.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53017865-the-quickening

peace, man, Monday, 5 December 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link

lmao

mh, Monday, 5 December 2022 16:53 (one year ago) link

its such an insult to be ruled by these doofuses

lag∞n, Monday, 5 December 2022 17:17 (one year ago) link

^ ^ ^

I try to not let it get me down too much, but this is so OTM

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Monday, 5 December 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link

it’s the theme of the last 6 years really

Tracer Hand, Monday, 5 December 2022 17:43 (one year ago) link

I mean, it's been the theme of our lives for a lot longer than that, to be quite real, but it's become much more *apparent* in the past 6 years.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Monday, 5 December 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link

Yeah I feel like rulers being doofuses is more the norm than not. Not that that makes it any more acceptable. But I mean even before we get to the rogues' gallery of the last few centuries we had millennia of craven vain monarchs and popes and whatnot.

what is going on here

We can now tell you part of the reason why. On Tuesday, Twitter Deputy General Counsel (and former FBI General Counsel) Jim Baker was fired. Among the reasons? Vetting the first batch of “Twitter Files” – without knowledge of new management.

— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) December 6, 2022

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 21:52 (one year ago) link

i don't even fucking know. jim baker gave them this stuff, and now they're embarrassed/mad that it wasn't as explosive as they thought? it sounds like elon didn't even realize baker worked there? fuck all these dummies.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link

like I believe that Jim Baker watered something down for Biden.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link

Again these were DICK PICS, why the FUCK do they think anyone thinks it was bad to ask Twitter to delete these. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 23:17 (one year ago) link

That was their whole point, they wanted to be able to scream for 20 months about how "the truth was silenced by the Biden administration".

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link

it's about ethics in penis journalism

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 23:26 (one year ago) link

*points at gawker*
alwayshasbeen.jpeg

From Hogan to Hunter
I walked these tweets with you

Timeline noticeably changed for me now with way too many 'you might like' tweets, cluttered with 'abc follows' tweets and 'viral tweets' tweets, but still not many ads at all really

anvil, Thursday, 8 December 2022 06:01 (one year ago) link

I never noticed these you might like tweets until a week or so ago, they're so random too

Dr Naomi Harvey (PhD not MD) #WearAMask
@Naomi_D_Harvey
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I’ve gained a lot of new followers lately. First of all “Hi!”

A bit about me: by trade I’m a research scientist, with expertise in a variety of overlapping fields from animal behaviour to veterinary epidemiology and research methods.

anvil, Thursday, 8 December 2022 06:02 (one year ago) link

As someone who deleted his account, I've noticed that since yesterday if I navigate to someone's profile, after scrolling through a handful of tweets, I'm prompted to "See more Tweets from ______" by signing up for an account.

peace, man, Thursday, 8 December 2022 15:05 (one year ago) link

that has been the case for a long time, it predates Elon and is very annoying

c u (crüt), Thursday, 8 December 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link

yeah a lot of social media sites do that. I don't have Insta but if I click on a link from there I'm not really allowed to browse much past that.

frogbs, Thursday, 8 December 2022 15:11 (one year ago) link

there's a chrome extension that stops the twitter one caled "breakthrough twitter login wall," it works for me and hasn't stolen all my personal info yet that i know of

adam, Thursday, 8 December 2022 15:18 (one year ago) link

I deactivated my account before Thanksgiving and the prompt hadn't happened to me until yesterday. Maybe it turns on once you've been logged out for a certain amount of time.

peace, man, Thursday, 8 December 2022 15:21 (one year ago) link


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