I love having my dog lick peanut butter off my balls

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I am reviving this thread because it is the point where Ned and Doomie officially buried the hatchet, which of course is very much like having a dog lick peanut butter off your balls.

Dan (You Feel Ashamed But It Tickles) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

What about licking peanut butter of your dog's balls? Nobody ever reads the real message of this thread. Sigh.

Le Sigh, Monday, 5 December 2005 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link

what about licking peanut butter off a hatchet buried in a dog's balls?

latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sorry I didn't respond earlier, I was busy licking peanut butter off the balls of a hatchet buried in Dan's skull. Wait, that came out wrong.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Is it okay for a baby to watch a dog licking peanut butter off your balls?

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

as long as the balls belong to teletubbies.

latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Now I'm envisioning the Teletubbies masturbating in front of the Baby In The Sun while watching a video of a guy licking peanut butter off a dog's balls for ten minutes, then shouting, "again! again!"

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 5 December 2005 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

wtf gb2 lurking 4chan u fucktards

luriqua, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:38 (sixteen years ago) link

i was trying to find lost lovesongs and all ilx got me was this thread

luriqua, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I much prefer the urban legend where a Spanish television show intends to surprise a teenage girl by broadcasting her reaction to Ricky Martin live across the country. Ricky is hidden in the girl's closet and hidden cameras are set up all over the house. The girl comes home, grabs a jar of peanut butter, and checks the house to make sure she's alone. She then goes into her room, takes off her pants, spreads the peanut butter on her cooch, and calls the family dog over, who commences a-lickin'. Spanish television never quite recovers.
Definitely my favorite urban legend of all time.

-- Dan Perry, Thursday, June 7, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

Eisbaer, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Why is everyone searching for threads by year right now? Drunkeness?

humansuit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 03:10 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lololol

HI DERE, Thursday, 27 September 2007 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I wonder if he still loves it.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 September 2007 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Probably.

HI DERE, Thursday, 27 September 2007 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Do you think the dog used the alphabet trick?

milo z, Thursday, 27 September 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

this 1 look interstin

jhøshea, Monday, 15 October 2007 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

five years pass...

i was trying to find lost lovesongs and all ilx got me was this thread

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my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

Gwen guthrie - peanut butter ?

administrator galina (Matt P), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

no wait i guess it would have to be a lost lovesong that shares more than "peanut" and "butter" with the thread title

administrator galina (Matt P), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Love - Dog Balls

administrator galina (Matt P), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link


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