Twitter C/D

just to be clear, it is he, not I, who is a russian agent, I am not, and will not be, an agent or asset for the country of Russia, who are very very bad people, just so you all know.

hmmm

the famous musk qc in action

We’re double-checking some facts, so probably start live tweeting in about 40 mins

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 2, 2022

lmfao

every lawyer in the building screaming at him to not do this

holy fuck he just keeps having dumber and dumber idea

"I have just been threatened with a lawsuit by the Biden family. as a result, I have banned the Bidens from Twitter, so the lawsuit will not continue."

wow big news from akm

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zingerzzzz

yesterday when elon was hinting at revealing the behind the scenes story of the laptop an ex twitter person was like hes certainly not going to tell you who told us where the laptop came from, so fill in the blanks idk something like the fbi told us some dark money gop group concocted it, the cia told us it was russia, idk maybe theyll tell us after elon lies about it

of course elon could easily be like twitter suppressed the story just because the fbi told them it was a russian psyop isnt that terrible

What is there to tell about this story, I thought the various companies were advised that it was a political and potential legal liability for various reasons and they have advertisers so? Was there supposed to be more

saw someone commenting “now the other half of the country will find about about this story!!!” bitch I don’t even live in your fucking country and I know about it because none of you ever shut up about it

guess well find out, maybe

Twitter is America, America is Twitter.

FUCK...

Elon found Balloon Boy's corpse

he's going to say the mainstream media is blocking Twitter from creating his post

He's figured out that he can't bring back all the advertisers even if he just runs Twitter like it was before, it would be a losing proposition even if he could - so YOLO might as well play to his new fanbase while he sets Morgan Stanley's money on fire. Maybe the Nazis will buy some ads in the interim.

The best possible outcome here is that the Saudis get mad enough about their investment to have him killed.

ive come to the conclusion that he really thinks hes doing revolutionary work here, but is surprised by how bad the business part is going

40 minutes is up

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it shall all be revealed

The best possible outcome here is that the Saudis get mad enough about their investment to have him killed.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, December 2, 2022 3:01 PM (seventeen minutes ago)

lmao inshallah

dude coulda been Iron Man, now he's a carnival barker

In ten minutes it'll be forty minutes past forty minutes from the time he said it'd be another forty minutes

just some last minute (all of it) fact checking to wrap up

maybe he's just by himself and can't get the powerpoint to work

I honestly am starting to feel sick inside… he would definitely have tweeted again by now… something is up!!!

— Victoria Vallone (@wildhoneyart) December 2, 2022

MSM GOT IM

Lol he had TAIBBI write it?

1. Thread: THE TWITTER FILES

— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) December 2, 2022

elon got that havana

lmao what is taibbi doing

the first replies I saw are just too stupid to even read the thread for lulz

It’s truly Frankensteinian

here's some kind of shortcut to read the thread:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1598822959866683394.html

is the taibbi what musk was talking about he hasnt said anything

Something something Hillary

Is this just some windup to get people eyeballing twatter? Cos its clearly working. But Tabibi is basically posting like

and then

you wont believe this

twitter deleted some files which

get this

etc

ah there we go ok

Here we go!! 🍿🍿 https://t.co/eILK9f3bAm

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 2, 2022

AFAICT it amounts to 'people with the Biden campaign asked Twitter to take down posts,' which is going to be catnip to the usual psychos and absolutely irrelevant to normal people.

(also FWIW I think it should have all been left up because the President's dirtbag son is funny)

I think the comedy is kinda over for me at this point someone let me know if he dies in a windsurfing accident

But what about Hunter's laptop?

"If you want Hunter to drop the laptop off at the shop, turn to page 61..."

getting taibbi to do the thread is honestly pretty funny

the Nunes Memo, the Durham Report, and now... The TWITTER FILES

I think folks will find this verrrrryyyy interesting

xp Glenn must be raging he didn’t get the scoop

please tweet at taibbi to request he post the images of Hunter cranking hog