Twitter C/D

Yeah same here. Bemusing.

Impeach Elon

Neo-Nazi Andrew Anglin, who was booted off Twitter in 2013, has had his account restored. pic.twitter.com/sEv5UDVUw2

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) December 2, 2022

Other Neos reinstated today as well. Just about time to leave, as much as I loved helping Robyn Hitchcock this morning when he asked for Dylan covers to play at an upcoming show. It really is the direction interaction with heroes and favorites that keep me stuck on Twitter.

gotta get HItchcock on mastodon

What really happened with the Hunter Biden story suppression by Twitter will be published on Twitter at 5pm ET!

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 2, 2022

hes down bad

laptop drop at 5! bring beers

It, uh, might be time to think about leaving Twitter, everyone

he's going to undelete all the tweets where people posted nude Hunter cranking hog

I appealed my ban today with just the text "you literally unbanned Nazis today"

lol

Keep getting promoted tweets for some pro-Chevron outfit bashing Steven Donziger

I'm getting dozens promoted ads for shitty "made for TV" style products like every five or six tweets, it's obnoxious.

Weirdly, I'm getting a ton of ads on my alt where I only follow like 90 accounts, but on my main feed, where I follow several thousand, I haven't seen an ad in weeks (I did not and never have paid for twitter btw). Probably some kind of bug that is working in my favor I suppose.

I also constantly kept seeing Edward Snowden tweets for a few weeks, then all of a sudden it stopped again

Now he is trending, but his tweets don't appear in my timeline

he's trending because i swore loyalty to russia and got a passport there

I? not I! He! He! HIM!

wow ok

just to be clear, it is he, not I, who is a russian agent, I am not, and will not be, an agent or asset for the country of Russia, who are very very bad people, just so you all know.

hmmm

the famous musk qc in action

We’re double-checking some facts, so probably start live tweeting in about 40 mins

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 2, 2022

lmfao

every lawyer in the building screaming at him to not do this

holy fuck he just keeps having dumber and dumber idea

"I have just been threatened with a lawsuit by the Biden family. as a result, I have banned the Bidens from Twitter, so the lawsuit will not continue."

wow big news from akm

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zingerzzzz

yesterday when elon was hinting at revealing the behind the scenes story of the laptop an ex twitter person was like hes certainly not going to tell you who told us where the laptop came from, so fill in the blanks idk something like the fbi told us some dark money gop group concocted it, the cia told us it was russia, idk maybe theyll tell us after elon lies about it

of course elon could easily be like twitter suppressed the story just because the fbi told them it was a russian psyop isnt that terrible

What is there to tell about this story, I thought the various companies were advised that it was a political and potential legal liability for various reasons and they have advertisers so? Was there supposed to be more

saw someone commenting “now the other half of the country will find about about this story!!!” bitch I don’t even live in your fucking country and I know about it because none of you ever shut up about it

guess well find out, maybe

Twitter is America, America is Twitter.

FUCK...

Elon found Balloon Boy's corpse

he's going to say the mainstream media is blocking Twitter from creating his post

He's figured out that he can't bring back all the advertisers even if he just runs Twitter like it was before, it would be a losing proposition even if he could - so YOLO might as well play to his new fanbase while he sets Morgan Stanley's money on fire. Maybe the Nazis will buy some ads in the interim.

The best possible outcome here is that the Saudis get mad enough about their investment to have him killed.

ive come to the conclusion that he really thinks hes doing revolutionary work here, but is surprised by how bad the business part is going

40 minutes is up

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it shall all be revealed

The best possible outcome here is that the Saudis get mad enough about their investment to have him killed.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, December 2, 2022 3:01 PM (seventeen minutes ago)

lmao inshallah

dude coulda been Iron Man, now he's a carnival barker

In ten minutes it'll be forty minutes past forty minutes from the time he said it'd be another forty minutes

just some last minute (all of it) fact checking to wrap up

maybe he's just by himself and can't get the powerpoint to work

I honestly am starting to feel sick inside… he would definitely have tweeted again by now… something is up!!!

— Victoria Vallone (@wildhoneyart) December 2, 2022