from a security perspective, now is the time to look for areas of few feathers covering tiwtter's mangy sides - I can't imagine trying to man helm's deep in this situation
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 18 November 2022 20:32 (one year ago) link
So by 'hardcore,' he really meant hardcore adult content
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 18 November 2022 20:33 (one year ago) link
the onlyfans thing predates musk fwiw although he seems to be nuts enough to do it https://www.theverge.com/23327809/twitter-onlyfans-child-sexual-content-problem-elon-musk
― š šš¢šØ (caek), Friday, 18 November 2022 20:36 (one year ago) link
if Elon somehow breaks the logjam of the mainstream payments industry's aversion to pornography he will have accidentally done something good but I don't think he actually will do that
― G. DāArcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 18 November 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
Hmmmm.
https://player.fm/series/its-complicated-3079902/whats-so-complicated-about-consent-decrees-destroying-twitter-and-ftx
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 18 November 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link
twitter web being a lil buggy now embedded tweets showing up as not available when i click through
― lagān, Saturday, 19 November 2022 01:01 (one year ago) link
Been seeing that too
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 19 November 2022 02:35 (one year ago) link
thread
Other people have already done this, but Iād love to see your favorite funny tweets of all time. Iāll start. pic.twitter.com/KISPWBvceu— Matt Novak (@paleofuture) November 18, 2022
― lagān, Saturday, 19 November 2022 02:40 (one year ago) link
I noticed this as well
incredible indictment that everyone is desperately looking for somewhere to meet and talk to people, and no one has even mentioned Zuckerberg's $70bn metaverse— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) November 18, 2022
― frogbs, Saturday, 19 November 2022 03:39 (one year ago) link
hmmm it might be happening
Pushshift is already seeing a larger number of server side errors coming back from Twitter's API. Approximately 25-30% of all API requests are now failing. Generally we see a failure rate well under 1%. Error rates have been increasing steadily since Nov 16. pic.twitter.com/FXc6K4Geb6— jasonbaumgart✧✧✧@info✧✧✧.excha✧✧✧ (Mastodon) (@jasonbaumgartne) November 18, 2022
― frogbs, Saturday, 19 November 2022 03:42 (one year ago) link
uh oh
― lagān, Saturday, 19 November 2022 03:49 (one year ago) link
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live— CNN (@CNN) October 15, 2009
all these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. time to die
― é¾, Saturday, 19 November 2022 03:55 (one year ago) link
Have met that kid, he moved to FL not long after.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 November 2022 04:56 (one year ago) link
hell of a commute
― āCheeky cheeky!ā she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 November 2022 05:58 (one year ago) link
I watched 30-50 feral hogs glitter in the dark near the TannhoĆ¼ser gate. All these moments will be lost in time, like tweets in rain— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) November 18, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 November 2022 06:52 (one year ago) link
CBS News and its owned and operated stations are āpausingā activity on Twitter; blaming āuncertaintyā on the platform. pic.twitter.com/Pv1gEQjQJH— Jim Lokay (@LokayFOX5) November 19, 2022
― lagān, Saturday, 19 November 2022 13:54 (one year ago) link
the feral hogs thing was some all time bad posting, a million people failing to understand that the original post was funnier than any possible riff they could do on it
― ciderpress, Saturday, 19 November 2022 14:28 (one year ago) link
That feral hogs patter is fucking dreadful.— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) August 7, 2019
I think cunts should need a patter licence.— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) August 7, 2019
― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Saturday, 19 November 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link
āI think cunts should need a patter licenseā pops into my head all the time (for no particular reason ahem)
― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Saturday, 19 November 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
good mourning!
― ź® (map), Saturday, 19 November 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link
Don't know if this has been posted and it is ukpoly but the point is v good: we need our own twitter.
It doesn't explore whether that could be Mastodon.
https://tribunemag.co.uk/2022/11/when-networks-die
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 November 2022 17:32 (one year ago) link
ok i will build a new twitter (twitter2)
― lagān, Saturday, 19 November 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link
Please give it to the people when you do.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 November 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link
no i need my own plane
― lagān, Saturday, 19 November 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link
I'll build an app to track it's movements, give the info to tankies so they'll shoot it down.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 November 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link
no dont shoot me down please
― lagān, Saturday, 19 November 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link
Taking Care of Business ā In a Crash and Burn
― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 19 November 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
what's the standard ilx temp ban for shooting another ilxor's plane out of the sky?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 19 November 2022 17:53 (one year ago) link
That would be my third ban so it could be perm this time.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 November 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link
I guess the copywrite strike service was one of the 80% he cut, you can post entire movies now
Avatar (2009) pic.twitter.com/7CYgfSE7gL— internet dad (@laborkyle) November 18, 2022
― frogbs, Sunday, 20 November 2022 03:15 (one year ago) link
decent flick
― ciderpress, Sunday, 20 November 2022 03:55 (one year ago) link
I watched two of those clips, having never seen more than five seconds of the movie before today, and holy shit, I feel like I suffered organic brain damage. That was one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. And James Cameron is gonna waste the rest of his productive life making sequels to that shit?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 20 November 2022 04:02 (one year ago) link
Looks like Twitterās api service just went down. Canāt authenticate with Tweetbot any more.
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 20 November 2022 06:05 (one year ago) link
Lol @ someone tweeting all of Hackers (1995)
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 20 November 2022 11:15 (one year ago) link
Itās not half bad is it. But whatās this low orbit ion cannon Iāve been hearing so much about??
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Sunday, 20 November 2022 11:29 (one year ago) link
Saving culture for the people.
refuse to lose the tweets from the best poster ever just because the worst poster ever shit his pants after a divorce.here it is: every @dril tweet in chronological order, up & free forever. please share.will continue to build it out for ease of use https://t.co/22wlJ3ropZ pic.twitter.com/p1KXkc2Q8q— Nick Farruggia (@nickfarruggia) November 20, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 20 November 2022 13:20 (one year ago) link
Eugh Google docs no thanks
― G. DāArcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 20 November 2022 16:05 (one year ago) link
google docs the new twitter
― lagān, Sunday, 20 November 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link
MS Paint
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 November 2022 16:38 (one year ago) link
amazon reviews
― lagān, Sunday, 20 November 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link
Encarta
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 20 November 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link
ios notification count still or again not working just tiny red dot so sad
― lagān, Sunday, 20 November 2022 16:48 (one year ago) link
twitter dying ))<>(( talking on twitter about twitter dying
― linee, Sunday, 20 November 2022 20:51 (one year ago) link
the unholy emulsion
One of the first ads I've seen on Twitter in the last few days is from the Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia saying, "Saudi Arabia is transforming. Follow us to learn how."
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 21 November 2022 05:21 (one year ago) link
The band playing as the Twitter ship goes down pic.twitter.com/Rb2JNIZ3QK— Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) November 21, 2022
― Queremos cerveza (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 November 2022 09:59 (one year ago) link
Iām writing stuff in a notebook and adding likes, one of my posts has gone viral
― jel--, Monday, 21 November 2022 11:17 (one year ago) link
An advertiser explains why theyāre pausing their Twitter ads campaigns: pic.twitter.com/jc0hBGzO4P— Peter Yang (@petergyang) November 21, 2022
― lagān, Monday, 21 November 2022 15:18 (one year ago) link
yeesh if that's typical it's p much doomed. the bit about turning discontinued campaigns back on is esp bad
― rob, Monday, 21 November 2022 15:32 (one year ago) link
randomly turning on paused ad campaigns from the last six years seems like a good revenue stream for twitter #billinghacks
― mh, Monday, 21 November 2022 15:35 (one year ago) link