whos drunk

im getting there!

been drinking since, uh, awakekednessess!!

I will now program an 808 beat for this timely moment. [talking to myself]

ugh. burping up truffle oil. hot.

herro

herr stank breafs

how do i shot more oxtailssssss

hey i'm pretty drunk. 2 glasses of merlot, An irish coffee, 8 cans of pear cider, 2 beers. 0_o

You should join us in chatz

tupperware!

xp. Drunk enough to know that my chatz contributions would be lame or lamentable!

Oodles of tupperware!

burping!

I feel ill.

let's see how this ends:

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Drunk-ass-Palmolive-Chug-374093.html

bah!

My box of wine is gone.

8:47 AM

Not in New Zealand.

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dnurk

so treu

working on it!

Trying to decide if I should open my second bottle of wine...

fucka sunday

workin on it. drinkin beer in new apartment. just gorged on nachos which might impede my further drunkenness. i am watching the "best of graham chapman" dvd from the flying circus boxed set.

i am drunk on montreal.

I wish I had a bottle of wine, instead I'm drinking the only thing in the fridge. Miller High Life. My family has the worse taste in beer. I can't imagine getting drunk from this shit. Also why does my fmaily have to live in the only dry county in the area???

workin on it. drinkin beer in new apartment i am subletting. just gorged on nachos cinnamon teddy grahams which might impede my further drunkenness. i am watching the "best of graham chapman" dvd from the flying circus boxed set the last couple of episodes of s1 of mad men.

listening to nite jewel and thinking about finishing this bottle of malbec.

just came back from a dive bar around the corner. yay drinking to forget!

There are so many worse things that Miller High Life, but getting really drunk on it would be kind of a challenge.

The Polish guy downstairs from me has been fall-down drunk for three days straight. I wouldn't mind so much but it's when he sings Man U chants in a high pitch voice... stfu, man.

(i did not finish the bottle of malbec, btw. probably a wise move.)

i counted (loosely defining counted) c.90 mls of jack in each of my drinks today, at half the price i'd pay at home. can't blame a guy for getting ahead of himself imo.

Kind of.

i will be in 4 hours or thereabouts

I am less drunk than normal, but still quite happy with the whole thing. I credit my decision to drink cider instead of beer, which, on a hot summer night, has a pleasantly hydrating and nutritive taste.

I'm like "so what I'm drunk"

So, I am... a few too many IPAs. Watching the Bond marathon and trying to stay out of the campfire air of Southern California.

I'm thinking of switching the first letters of the city and nickname of NFL franchises. I've skipped to aliterative franchises (Jacksonville, Seattle, etc.):

Fatlanta Alcons
Raltimore Bavens
Cindianpolis Iolts
Brenver Doncos
Chan Diego Sargers
Foran Nancisco Sorty Friners
Bicago Chears
Bincinatti Cengals
Elphadelphia Phiagles
Parolina Canthers
Sew Orleans Naints
Chansas City Keifs
Gew York Niants
Jew York Nets
Rakland Oaiders
Callas Dowboys
Touston Hexans
Raint Louis Sams
Beveland Clowns
Stittsburgh Peelers
Pew England Natriots

Some of these are pretty funny.

Elphadelphia....

Foran Nancisco

laborious dayouliciousness dayouniousnis

yo that id some pretty good beer we made

3 Wild Turkey 100 Ryes :)

whos drunk

and who's my little doggie-woggie?

me

what is the occasion

said goodbye to the coworkers. i got THE CARD. one coworker wrote "I LOVE YOU" which was sweet considering everyone else wrote have a good trip, good times down under mate, etc