I turned red, snarled back something like, "I've never been here before...SORRY" and took my place in the back of the line. it was an awkward wait, to say the least.
i love it when ppl do not even realize they are being an unreliable narrator, about their own lives
― goole, Friday, 24 July 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe lake rating doesn't surprise me because I used to look at ratemyprofessor.com when signing up for classes
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 24 July 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
bottom line is people rate everything
that shit needs to be destroyed too. "made me do a paper, so mean!!"
― goole, Friday, 24 July 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
yes rmp has to be the most unreliable rating site of all time.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 July 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I just trust the chili peppers
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 24 July 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i looked up a friend on there and a surprising number of responses were variations on "she gets really mad if you come in late, but she's pretty hot"
― nabisco, Friday, 24 July 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
"i think she was teaching English or something"
tbf chili peppers are often otm.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 July 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
RMP cheered up a friend's day when I showed him his page and he had a 4.7 on the hotness scale.
― My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Friday, 24 July 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
yelp saleslady has been incessant caller for the last few weeks trying to hip me to the jive re: their god damn website and why my store should give them all my money. pimpin pimpin pimpin
― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Friday, 24 July 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
"honey you still writin' your word thing on the interwebs?""damn straight i am. you still got the Montezuma's Revenge?""indeed i do, honey do me a favor? with regards to the food that was served to us tonight? call me "underwhelmed," will ya? can quote me on that?"you know i will sugar bean.""and bring me some pepto when you get a chance?"
"damn straight i am. you still got the Montezuma's Revenge?"
"indeed i do, honey do me a favor? with regards to the food that was served to us tonight? call me "underwhelmed," will ya? can quote me on that?
"you know i will sugar bean."
"and bring me some pepto when you get a chance?"
This sound so much like an Achewood script.
― I am moving on baby, I am moving on (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 24 July 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
nah
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 24 July 2009 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link
1. Eclipse RecordsCategories: Music & DVD's, Music Venues4.5 star rating4 reviews1922 University Ave WSaint Paul, MN 55104(651) 645-7724
2. Eclipse Productions1701 E Hennepin AveMinneapolis, MN 55414(612) 331-4210
3. Eclipse Electric Mfg IncCategory: Lighting Fixtures & Equipment6512 Walker StMinneapolis, MN 55426(952) 929-2500
4. Eclipse Dungs Controls2740 Patton RdSaint Paul, MN 55113(651) 635-0410
5. EclipseCategory: Day Spas2611 Innsbruck DrSaint Paul, MN 55112(651) 633-6163
6. Eclipse Laboratories7732 W 78th StMinneapolis, MN 55439(952) 946-8843
7. Eclipse MusicCategories: Musical Instruments & Teachers, Electronics149 Thompson Ave EWest St Paul, MN 55118(651) 451-8878
fuck if im going to give money to a place where i show up later in the search listings than a DUNGS CONTROLS operation
― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Friday, 24 July 2009 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe if you paid them you could be number 1 how's that sound
― blobfish russian (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
"I've never been here before...SORRY"
^^^should be the default second post of every ilx newbie
― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Friday, 24 July 2009 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Rating # on RMP is total garbage, but the actual reviews are occassionally helpful. More so than Yelp! anyway.
― He was only 21 years old when he 16 (Alex in SF), Friday, 24 July 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link
The food was fantastic, the drink I had was great. But still, I was underwhelmed. The service was mediocre, the decor gave me a sense of deja vu (upscale tavern typical: polished wood, dim lights, unmemorable details), and it just didn't seem like a good value.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 27 July 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link
"The tables are close enough together that when the waiter did not bother to look over at me or the table despite my "Hey, I'm the customer asking for something" hand up and looking right at him, it was clear I was being ignored.
When I did not leave a tip because of the service? The waiter ran out of the store after me to ask if I did not have good service. -- don't chase me down to my car, your manager (?) will hear about it one way or another.
:soap box:Thai (and other asian) restaurants - when a customer says "give me authentic, i've had it before" - dont pussy foot around and feed me the regular food. I know you can do better.
American restaurant-goers - stop giving out tips just because you are eating out. Be realistic enough to give $0.00 tip if you don't get the basic service - if there is an error and the waiter does not apologize or even wait to see if it is to your liking - that's a clear sign. You wouldn't buy a tv with no electricity would you?
I'm a firm but fair tipper. Be one too. You and your pocket book are not cheap - especially in this economy. And this restaurant's waiter helped to remind me.:soap box:"
DEAR YELPER, PLEASE DIE
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 11:08 (fourteen years ago) link
(that said, I don't hate Yelp at all -- Yelp app is by far the best thing on the iPhone for "help me pick a nearby restaurant" problems.)
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 11:20 (fourteen years ago) link
especially in this economy--fuck over the service industry whenever you can.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 11:37 (fourteen years ago) link
What goes in a UK milkshake?? Now I'm curious.
― Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
marmite
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
blood pudding
― Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link
boke.
― fields of salmon, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I hate all of you.
― Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link
treacle maybe?
― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i am ok with treacle except for the fact that it is called treacle
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link
it sounds like something you should patch your roof with.
― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protection_racket
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://mashable.com/2009/08/27/yelp-augmented-reality/
― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Friday, 28 August 2009 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link
thread won't be the same w/o omar ;_;
― velko, Friday, 28 August 2009 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
It was definitely an experience. I mean, where else would the "host" be a big black man with a jacket and hat that both have the word SECURITY written across it? Only at Roscoe's!
― fleetwood (max), Friday, 28 August 2009 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Fuck restaurants, imagine if you could just point your iPhone camera at people's genitals and a YELP sexual rating would come up. "Delicious" or "Avoid."
― cashew and green pea pulao (fields of salmon), Friday, 28 August 2009 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link
god i wish you could leave insulting comments beneath people's reviews! or at least click a button that would add "people thought this was: what the fuck is this supposed to be even?? (1)" why did you think you needed to write a useless three star review of a chinese restaurant in the character of a malfunctioning robot???
― A B C, Saturday, 5 September 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah being able to comment on a review is a functionality that is sorely needed. Amazon implemented it a while back and it adds a lot to the site.
― musically, Saturday, 5 September 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
"I don't know if anyone who reviewed, actually was conscious when they went to __________"
been seeing lots of these reviewers lately...if you had a good experience at a restaurant they thought poorly of, they'll just assume you were drunk and/or retarded.
― musically, Sunday, 6 September 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i would consider joining yelp to complain about people's comments
― harbl, Sunday, 6 September 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
More from the same review:
"After a long wait, the doorman wouldn't let us in, thinking that my friend was "underage", at 23. Then after showing an ID, thought it was fake"
A whole TWO YEARS past drinking age and the doorman didn't immediately recognize that he was of drinking age? For shame. Also I have been to this place a million times, and they don't have a doorman. It's a restaurant with a bar inside, they only check your ID if you buy a drink/hookah.
And then the last part of the review is basically "omg belly dancers started dancing!", which is the equivalent of going to a bar with a stage and then freaking out because a band starts playing live music.
― musically, Sunday, 6 September 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Also the guy's name is "Mace"
why did you think you needed to write a useless three star review of a chinese restaurant in the character of a malfunctioning robot???
The Pitchfork'idization of online food reviews.
― Mordy, Sunday, 6 September 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
can't even quantify how primal my anger is at that fuckin comment max posted
destroy anyone who talks any kind of shit at all about roscoe's imo
― Man Is Nairf! (J0hn D.), Sunday, 6 September 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link
scumbags gotta eat
― velko, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I wrote my first yelp review (a complainy one) today, but only because the customer service I had from somewhere was so incredibly bad I thought people needed to know. Their only other review was poor as well. Of course the owner wrote me about five minutes after it went up to complain to me about it, and I was like, "you're certainly faster to respond to negative online reviews than you are responding to the multiple emails I sent you over the past three months about the status of my shit".
― akm, Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
dude there are probably other places you can just go to if you want cheese fries so bad
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
yes, but it was a place I sent my camera for repair, so it was a bit different.
― akm, Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
sending your camera in for repair at a cheese fries place was probably your first mistake
― iatee, Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link
people that REPAIR cameras are scumbags
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
The barkeep took my order. I opted for the first thing on the menu - three eggs, sausage, potatoes, toast.
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Basted."
"What? Pasted? You mean scrambled?"
"Nope. Basted. Up and done. Sunny side up. Whites done, yolks runny."
"What was that you called 'em?"
"Basted. B-A-S-T-E-D. Some cooks use a little water and a small lid. Others splash grease. Basted. Steamed. Like that."
"I'll tell the chef."
He paid attention to me. I like that.
Brunch at Cheryl's includes a Bloody Mary and coffee. The drink was robust - aromatic celery, black (I think) pepper, horseradishy heat, big on the booze, three nice green olives skewered and spanned rim to rim. Great coffee, too.
I sipped the drink. I slurped the coffee.
And I sipped.
And I slurped.
Sip.
Slurp.
Barkeep asked, "Your order come out?"
"Nope."
"I'll check." He ducked into the kitchen, came right back. "Order's on it's way, sir. Would you like another drink? No? You sure? It's on me."
I had other things to do that day besides pass out, topple over and fart.
"No thanks. I'm fine."
He apologized again for the delay. But I didn't mind. Really. Well, maybe a little. But not enough to do anything about it.
Two minutes later he apologized again.
A half-minute after that someone slid the plate in front of me. My eyes got big. 'Oh,' I thought. 'This'll do!'
Nothing satisfies like a traditional American breakfast, that's what I say, and I had satisfaction promised and plated right there before me. Although the egg whites weren't completely set - just a little albumen snot left uncongealed - I pushed off thoughts of Salmonella and dug right in.
The eggs: Rich orange yolk. Needed a little salt, though. Pepper would've been nice, too - damn near essential, I think - but all I saw was shaker stuff. I dumped a little into my palm, whiffed. Yup, that's what I figured: Ground so long ago its peppery pungency had passed. Oh, well.
― Moribund the Burgerphone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
jesus
― omar little, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link