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I mean I can see it now...

Gordon: Batman! There's a mysterious serial killer on the loose and he's left clues behind, scrawled in blood on the wall!
Batman: I'm on my way

Me: zzzzzzz

girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

i do not believe these Depp/Hoffman rumours. Too on-the-nose for Nolan.

sean gramophone, Friday, 24 July 2009 20:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

I remember Mr. Freeze being really awesome on the cartoon Batman show. Scary, tragic.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 24 July 2009 20:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

Even in terms of fictional deaths you're jaded, Shakey Mo.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 20:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

maybe they'd make the riddler another rich high tech playboy dude but instead of an insane vigilante he's a goofball who steals stuff, i'd be into that

goole, Friday, 24 July 2009 20:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

i always liked this guy when i was a kid

tylerw, Friday, 24 July 2009 20:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

ha! Pitt should be the riddler, in his Twelve Monkeys guise

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

would assume they would make the Riddler a darker/more twisted character as well, (certainly the rich tradition of films with serial killers leaving compulsive clues behind - se7en, Zodiac, tons of others - springs to mind), but they would really have to make the character into a violent psychopath who's not in control of his behavior for that to work... and that's already such ridiculous, well-travelled ground that I don't think it would be particularly satisfying. That would basically make it a Dirty Harry movie. With costumes.

wtf are you talking about?

Why can't they take The Riddler in the direction of the "Die Hard" example I gave, namely a smart, ruthless guy who sets up these elaborate riddles and death traps that all lead AWAY from the prosaic-but-audacious-in-size bank robbery that is his real goal? Not everything has to be about psychos eating eyeballs.

Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

also goole OTM: maybe the prosaic turn is to actually keep a lighter tone but make him more of a thrillseeker thief rather than a tortured baby-spiker

Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

ha now i'm waiting for this: the gotham public likes its new lighthearted costumed villain more than its dour costumed protector who, maybe a reality-show celeb media satire vibe (ok no)

goole, Friday, 24 July 2009 20:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

Hoffman could do his Capote voice as the Penguin.

mile high guy (brownie), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

Actually, since Batman is taking the fall for the Two-Face rampage and the death of Harvey Dent, maybe you have one villain be the standard crook and the other one be a vigilante going after Batman for being a menace.

Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

Dan's riddler would have to spend most of the movie getting foiled and/or caught then in the finale switcheroo be successful to work as described. That would mean villain wins. Don't know if that would work. Maybe.

For other uses, see Cornhole (disambiguation). (Oilyrags), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

Also kudos to danielesque for posting links to rumors from a year ago.

For other uses, see Cornhole (disambiguation). (Oilyrags), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

ty, ty.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 24 July 2009 20:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

There were new to me!

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 24 July 2009 20:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

I remember Mr. Freeze being really awesome on the cartoon Batman show. Scary, tragic.

yup.

also in this: http://www.amazon.com/Batman-Snow-Dan-Curtis-Johnson/dp/1401212654

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm inclined to think this Depp/Hoffman rumor is bullshit because a) as noted this rumor has been around since before DK was even out, and b) its way more likely that Gyllenhaal will be in the third movie as Catwoman - she's already under contract for three movies, it would fit into the personal transformation/unintended consequences thread of the existing narrative, you don't SEE her die ("cats have 9 lives" lolz). Plus the cat joke/ref in DK.

By all means there could be another villain, but I'll be very surprised if there's no Gyllenhaal as Catwoman.

girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

Depp would be completely non-threatening as the Riddler imo, the best thing about the first two movies was Gary Oldham so as long as he's in the next one i'm happy.

same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

but I'll be very surprised if there's no Gyllenhaal as Catwoman

(a) would look good in costume; (b) would allow her to play the opposite of the character she played in Secretary.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 24 July 2009 20:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

not minor, but certainly not the center of the action in the way the joker was ...

― tylerw, Friday, July 24, 2009 4:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

...which was about two-face as much as it was about the joker in exactly the same way as the first one was about ras al ghul as much as it was about the scarecrow!

julien schNAGL (s1ocki), Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

Panera - Vulgar Display Of Flour (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

only logical choice imo

Panera - Vulgar Display Of Flour (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

that dude has problems

julien schNAGL (s1ocki), Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

Starting with his greasy forelock.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

still crossing my fingers for catwoman. bale's on record saying he wants wayne to knock boots, and I think the sex angle is the only novel place to go post-joker - otherwise it's all just crime bosses with goofy fetishes ("I like cold!" "I like alice in wonderland!")

da croupier, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

i may have posted this on a thread before, but I'd love to have catwoman call out bale's goofy "argh i'm batman" voice and then have him abandon it, as if finally accepting that wayne is the costume and that batman is the real him.

da croupier, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

some other villainy casting ideas i wrote for work a while back

eric roberts didn't actually die, gets really into greek mythology and becomes...maxie zeus!

miley cyrus is a teeage sociopathic joker fan who becomes...harley quinn!

ben foster is a cyberpunk who decides batman is the reason crime bosses are buying funny hats and becomes...anarky!

sly stallone is bane!

da croupier, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

maybe you have one villain be the standard crook and the other one be a vigilante going after Batman for being a menace.

miley cyrus is a teeage sociopathic joker fan who becomes...harley quinn!

YES.

Leee, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

Pretty cool fan-made poster

Number None, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

I was typing 'Batman' into Google and after I clicked search I realized I had actually typed 'Batmoon'

Armageddon Two: Armageddon (dyao), Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

Luckily the GIS results were not as bad as I thought they would be

Armageddon Two: Armageddon (dyao), Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

Third Rock From The Sun kid to take over the Joker role. Maggie as Catwoman.

I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 06:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

just... "maggie"?

julien schNAGL (s1ocki), Sunday, 26 July 2009 07:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

maggie smith

Panera - Vulgar Display Of Flour (latebloomer), Sunday, 26 July 2009 07:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

Thatcher. Filming starts tomorrow just in case.

I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 08:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

I think bringing in Catwoman would be a good idea, but didn't Gyllenhaal's character die in the Dark Knight? They'd require some major retconning to make her into Catwoman. Also, the enemies/partners + sex + costume fetish thing between Bruce and Selina was done so well in Batman Returns, they'd have to find a new angle to that, otherwise they're just biting Burton. I guess Catwoman being an ex of Bruce's who's pissed off at him for letting Joker (supposedly) kill her could provide that angle.

Tuomas, Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

I think the only way to top the first two films, and a nice left turn and final nail for the trilogy, would be to have the next film as a huge set piece, something like The Long Halloween (but not that), Dog Day Afternoon or Die Hard.

mei, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 00:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

It's all so old hat now. I say turn Batman evil and psychotic. Make Oldman the hero, sympathetic to Batman because of his past help, but single-mindedly focused on reigning him in.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 September 2009 00:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

i like mei's idea

fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 02:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

The biggest temptation to be overcome is eating from the Multiple Villains tree. Knowing that a series will go that route is like hearing a previously decent band describe the next album as "their Sgt. Pepper," or whatever the best tip-off is that cocaine's on the mixing board and we're all in for something bloated.

Cunga, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 06:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

I say turn Batman evil and psychotic. Make Oldman the hero, sympathetic to Batman because of his past help, but single-mindedly focused on reigning him in.

but that's just using the 'two face' story again, really.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 09:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

The biggest temptation to be overcome is eating from the Multiple Villains tree.

They already did that, tho, in TDK. It worked because the stories were linked-up nicely in the script (unlike other attempts at multiple villian films, e.g. Nos. 2 -- 4 of the old Batman franchise).

But generally I agree with you.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 September 2009 10:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

I actually don't think it worked that well. Two Face was give fairly short shrift. Don't think we'll be seeing a third movie for a few years anyway.

Number None, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 11:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

Just hoping they don't let Cookie Monster dub his vocals for Batman again!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 12:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

The multiple villain thing in "Batman Returns" was great. (well, hero/antihero/villain)

so says i tranny ben franklin (HI DERE), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh wait, Christopher Walken was there too so there were multiple villains

so says i tranny ben franklin (HI DERE), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

didn't think it worked, tbh. didn't give two face enough time to develop, especially as he was so central to the drama at the end. he just had a tough scene and turned evil.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I thought Dent's transformation to Two-Face was the least credible thing in TDK.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

Watching DK and DKR back-to-back the Dent stuff seems totally necessary and something they had to deal with in some way -- they didn't do it cleanly but the attempt didn't bury the film and leads to those finals scenes in the snowy morning light. Really amazing that they thought to set a scene during the day in a film series that takes place in the dark for such obvious reasons. Nolan took the risk and totally pulled it off.

― xyzzzz__, Sunday, December 9, 2012 3:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

must have slipped my mind that today is OPPOSITE DAY

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 December 2012 21:57 (5 months ago) Permalink

There is not a single scene in The Dark Knight that establishes that anyone other than a few cops and Batman gives a fuck about Harvey Dent

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 21:59 (5 months ago) Permalink

He was elected.

Also don't agree with the need for a mention of the Joker. He failed to corrupt/destroy the people of Gotham but destroyed Dent; that's his legacy, which is addressed. So they are clearly closing off that strand from DK but also following on from the League of Shadows in Batman Begins, which the Joker was not a member of.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 9 December 2012 22:38 (5 months ago) Permalink

Finally saw. Uneven at best. Anne Hathaway as the best Catwoman ever and JGL's strongest performance since Mysterious Skin are by far the best things about it.

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Sunday, 9 December 2012 22:52 (5 months ago) Permalink

hathaway's the 4th best catwoman ever, at the most

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:26 (5 months ago) Permalink

i'm ok with that ranking as long as Barney Pfeiff isn't in the top 3

some dude, Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:28 (5 months ago) Permalink

she's #1.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:33 (5 months ago) Permalink

pfeiff dawg was a good one but barney pfeiff is pretty morbsian

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:34 (5 months ago) Permalink

seriously want to read an Armond White review praising Premium Rush in comparison to Easy Rider, which was never more than an incoherent work of a drug-addled era, whose sloppiness and indolence paved the way for self-indulgent "art" cinema by know-nothings for decades to come, etc.

s.clover, Monday, 10 December 2012 02:34 (5 months ago) Permalink

i'm just joshin' with The Pied Pfeiffer, we're old friends

some dude, Monday, 10 December 2012 02:35 (5 months ago) Permalink

so you want to read an otm Armond White review xp

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 10 December 2012 02:36 (5 months ago) Permalink

that's too obvious. no, armond needs to negatively compare Premium Rush to the underrated Jason Patric vehicle Rush

da croupier, Monday, 10 December 2012 04:34 (5 months ago) Permalink

heard my little sister mutter "I phail u" under her breath in a really stupid voice, and it took me a second to understand what she was referencing.

Cunga, Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:17 (5 months ago) Permalink

some dude, Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:20 (5 months ago) Permalink

Ha! I've started doing a stupid Bane voice to annoy my brother. Its working so I'm carrying on for a while.

I'm older.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 15 December 2012 10:25 (5 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Tying into the dynamic where Christopher Nolan loves James Bond and now the two franchises' are mirroring one another: the Southern redneck cop that is in on the police chase for Batman in this movie, he seems to recall the redneck cop that's boat-chasing after Bond in "Live and Let Die." I'm sure it's a reference to that character, or at least that's what I thought seeing it in theaters.

And I'm pretty sure he's in the 3rd Batman but he might be in the 2nd,, too or only in the 2nd

Cunga, Sunday, 10 February 2013 08:47 (3 months ago) Permalink

i would bet there's a big overlap between people who got way too excited about TDKR and people who consider MBDTF the best record of the past decade, and not just because they were both immensely popular.

― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Monday, July 23, 2012 11:46 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark

i still have no idea what this post means. is the group of people who like that album substantially different from the group of people who like the other kanye west records? didn't ilm like it a lot?

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 10 February 2013 09:24 (3 months ago) Permalink

i don't even remember what i was talking about then but uh, i wasn't talking about people who just liked it a lot i was talking about people who consider it a timeless classic along the lines of [any other classic album the writers of rolling stone wouldn't argue with]. people who are obsessed with the canon of the monoculture, people who want to feel like they're witnessing the release of Pet Sounds or The Godfather as it happens and get really excited when pitchfork breaks their 10.0 rule for it. with some sociopathic behavior they might become the type of people who send death threats to critics that lower an anticipated movie's RT score. some people just find extreme levels of pleasure not only in watching/listening to critically-hyped-up mainstream/middlebrow things but in feeling like they're a part of the culture that hoists them up. it's like internet fandom but instead of my little pony or dr. who it's about whatever an appropriate amount of critics approve of.

when i type this i'm thinking of a few select people on my facebook wall, maybe it's not as common as i think.

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 February 2013 09:45 (3 months ago) Permalink

No, you're on to something with that criticism. I remember a few years ago someone I knew wrote a blot post lamenting that the younger generation, our generation, lacked a "Beatles" or entertainmeners that spoke for "us" and to "us."

The Beatles were that rare example of the most popular of something also clearly being the best, and for everyone to all agree with that assessment. And so there are people that are after that moment of clarity and triumph in entertainment. It's not enough that Dark Knight or Kanye West make millions of dollars: it has to be a part of a generation's personal brand and unite us all or something.

Cunga, Sunday, 10 February 2013 10:44 (3 months ago) Permalink

We want our "Pet Sounds" and Godfather movies so some day we can flog some other persons' grandchildren with "You missed out, born too late imo" nostalgia

Cunga, Sunday, 10 February 2013 10:46 (3 months ago) Permalink

i just plan to do that w climate change

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 10 February 2013 19:50 (3 months ago) Permalink

Watching bane slur his way through lawless last night was a laugh

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 February 2013 21:05 (3 months ago) Permalink

I'm glad he went Modern Comic Book wrt to the plot. It was a great ending too!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 11 February 2013 00:21 (3 months ago) Permalink


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