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pokemon go to war

lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link

Thanks Buzzfeed, now I know what a “thirst trap” is. I’m gonna go throw up.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 21:38 (two years ago) link

that's an interesting reaction to learning what a thirst trap is

, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 23:30 (two years ago) link

on the other hand i'm just discovering lil bubby child

https://twitter.com/lilbubbychild

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 03:09 (two years ago) link

I haven't noticed Raymond Pettibon tweet in a couple of years before the Ukraine invasion and hoo boy should he have kept that streak going.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 03:30 (two years ago) link

feel like we’re getting meltdown may early this year. meltdown march!

mh, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 22:10 (two years ago) link

I believe this is called ‘tweeting through it’

Their arguments reminded me of MLKs frustration with the "moderates" while he sat in jail in Birmingham. That's who I had in mind when I wrote that tweet. Let me quote him. 8/

— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) March 3, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:41 (two years ago) link

omfg

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:42 (two years ago) link

OH FUCKING DIE MCFAUL

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:51 (two years ago) link

is there an official name for mediocre white people invoking MLK in a way that doesn't remotely support what they were tweeting in an effort to earn a mic drop on Twitter

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:55 (two years ago) link

or shall we call it McFauling

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:55 (two years ago) link

Pika pika!

P1k4chu, Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:56 (two years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/D8whnr948I

— (((SpartanADIII-666))) (@davidson_iii) March 3, 2022

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:57 (two years ago) link

Can you just shut the fuck up, PLEASE. You follow me, so I know you'll see this. Shut up with your idiotic calls from your DC mansion for others to risk their lives.

— Neil Hauer (@NeilPHauer) March 2, 2022

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 04:14 (two years ago) link

twitter updating me on Ukraine daily as notifications despite my clicking the "show less of this" button every time

I don't mean on the TL but as a notification

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 3 March 2022 10:52 (two years ago) link

a bit unfair since McFaul is like the millionth person to do this

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:08 (two years ago) link

yr not wrong, but gotta be named after someone y'know

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:10 (two years ago) link

Michael Brooks invented his Anti-SJW MLK character in reaction to that

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:11 (two years ago) link

BUT

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:23 (two years ago) link

but then we get to plan out our outfits for hot girl nuclear summer

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:41 (two years ago) link

dead girl nuclear winter

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:44 (two years ago) link

loll

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:47 (two years ago) link

that guy noah pinion is one of the worst out there, also hes got me blocked so i have to open an incognito tab to just see his terrible tweets

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:49 (two years ago) link

The food is awful! And such small portions!

o. nate, Thursday, 3 March 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link

"nuclear war is not as bad as how it's been depicted in the media" has become a widespread mantra amongst those that prefer intervention/direct military engagement with Russia the past few weeks.

"the whole human race won't be eradicated, only about 70%!"

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 21:44 (two years ago) link

this is why i advocate for the end of twitter

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 4 March 2022 12:25 (two years ago) link

twitter will never end it is the cockroach of websites

lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2022 14:18 (two years ago) link

What does it feel like in Europe rn? Pediatricians in Vienna are giving out free iodine tablets. My best friend in Germany tells me her phone is blowing up w/moms trying to figure out right dosage for their kids if worst happens. Docs also telling parents to "seal your windows."

— Rachel Martin (@rachelnpr) March 4, 2022

xyzzzz__, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link

banned in Russia, according to the Guardian

rob, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:20 (two years ago) link

This is Putin’s “at least he made the trains run on time” moment.

Alba, Friday, 4 March 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link

Kick Russia out of NATO https://t.co/fSSxL87Kmw

— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) March 4, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 March 2022 22:03 (two years ago) link

perfect tweet

mh, Friday, 4 March 2022 22:09 (two years ago) link

<3

Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 March 2022 22:40 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNNwIMXXwAMgtbf.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 7 March 2022 04:25 (two years ago) link

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!

— Gas, Grass, or Story Mode (2021) no one rides f (@Hegelbon) July 25, 2014

Tracer Hand, Monday, 7 March 2022 09:04 (two years ago) link

some idiot from the Manchester Evening Post interviewed a Ukrainian WW2 veteran ("the most remarkable man I’ve ever met") who "fought against Stalin". Nothing to add!

calzino, Monday, 7 March 2022 10:19 (two years ago) link

Deactivated my account today. Totally fed up with it, I was neither better informed nor entertained by it.

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 16 March 2022 14:47 (two years ago) link

Yet still on ILX etc etc

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 23:26 (two years ago) link

ILX is fantastic compared with that cesspool.

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 16 March 2022 23:36 (two years ago) link

i'm unsettled by the redesign of the twitter mobile app

i'm even questioning if it's been redesigned at all - has it always been like that, and i'm starting to go mad?

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 10:32 (two years ago) link

What are you talking about? Twitter has been dead for 30 years!

kinder, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 10:38 (two years ago) link

Lloyd Blankfein wins this week's "you have to give Hitler credit..." prize.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 24 March 2022 21:18 (two years ago) link

He hasn't deleted it yet, impressive

Worth noting even Hitler didn’t permit his military to use chemical weapons, though he had them. https://t.co/jG25woB8kl

— Lloyd Blankfein (@lloydblankfein) March 24, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 24 March 2022 21:19 (two years ago) link

yeah hitler totally didnt use chemicals against people gotta give him that

lag∞n, Friday, 25 March 2022 01:53 (two years ago) link

Wtf. Twitter just asked me if I want to turn my profile pic into an NFT.

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Sunday, 27 March 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link

hay can i buy your profile pic for 1.2301323 gasdlfawrop3$

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 March 2022 21:53 (two years ago) link

join the discord to decide what i mean

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 March 2022 21:53 (two years ago) link


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