Which film critics do you trust (if any?)

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He and Russ Meyer were supposed to write and direct. Russ however took exception to Johnny R.'s manners.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:02 (9 years ago) Permalink

Armond White is the Trife of movie critics.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'll second Nick Mirov's mention of Kenneth Turan. 70% of his reviews are negative and his criticism of the industry is that there are too many movies being released. I know this reeks of film-rockism but search his reviews before you dismiss him.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

I really have to say I like the critics for the Onion and Film Comment, generally speaking. They're quite thoughtful and not at all mean-spirited in their dismissals. Even if you disagree with them, they usually bring up valid points as opposed to snarky one-liners.

Peter Travers must be destroyed, along with the rest of the RS staff.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

I like the FC crew as well, though I've been having some trouble lately seeing where exactly Kent Jones is coming from on certain films... but he's still a great writer.

Scott Tobias has always been and always will be among my favorite on the internet. Up there with Steve Erickson.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

PAULINE KAEL! WHAZZZZZUUUUUUP.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 February 2004 07:10 (9 years ago) Permalink

The Onion critics also bring up snarky one-liners as well, that's why they are grebt.

I'd just like to recognise the great opening shot from N., which was exactly my reaction to the title.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

i like Zacharek too. She really attempts to do the whole Kael "judging movies without preconceived notions" thing.

― sym (shmuel), Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

Peter Ezekiel Baran

― chris (chris), Thursday, 5 February 2004 11:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

Zacharek's got a girlbody fetish only rivaled by Ebert. But she's probably as good a critic as is out there right now.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

"judging movies without preconceived notions"

Yeah and indeed .

Even if this were possible it would be a bad idea, but it isn't, so it is. SZ might well be the worst critic to have an international profile. I'm no Kael fan but SZ isn't fit to polish PK's glasses.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 6 February 2004 09:30 (9 years ago) Permalink

kael is the most frustrating critic ever, i can't read her at all

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 6 February 2004 11:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

P.E.B's spoken word review of Cold mountain was the best review of any film ever that I've heard, read, seen.

― chris (chris), Friday, 6 February 2004 12:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

who's PEB?

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 6 February 2004 12:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

Peter Ezekiel Baran

― chris (chris), Friday, 6 February 2004 12:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

Oh. I rep his work in general. Did anyone transcribe it for posterity?

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 6 February 2004 12:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

no, how can you describe an impression of Renee Zellweger?

― chris (chris), Friday, 6 February 2004 12:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

For shame! Socrates never wrote a word...

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 6 February 2004 12:43 (9 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

http://davekehr.com

Kehr's often spot-on and to the point; he got The Ice Harvest, and I often consult the many Brief Reviews he has here:

http://onfilm.chicagoreader.com/search/briefs

(to wit)

Bullitt

Steve McQueen as a tres chic San Francisco cop, though the real star is his sports car. There isn't much here, and what there is is awfully easy. With Jacqueline Bisset, Robert Vaughn, Robert Duvall, and a chase sequence that achieved classic status mainly by going on too long; Peter Yates directed this 1968 feature. 113 min.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

Dave Kehr
David Thomson
Stephanie Zancharek
Alfred Soto
Dennis Lim
Dr Morbius

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:13 (7 years ago) Permalink

rofl ;)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

I don't understand the love that Dave Thomson gets here.

My list:

Jonathan Rosenbaum
Dave Kehr
J. Hoberman
Michael Atkinson
Dennis Lim
Adrian Martin
Kent Jones
Philip Lopate (not really a critic as such, though)
Steve Erickson
Stewart Klawans
WSWS guys
David Sterritt
Tony Rayns

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

Armand White
Harry Knowles
My gut

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

Oh, Mark Peranson too.

x-p

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

Mark Lamarr
Roeper

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

None of 'em. Definitely not Armand White (although I'd rather read his reviews than say Eberts.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

Oh, AMY TAUBIN

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

Armand White is brilliant. Don't join the conspiracy, fight it.

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

C01in's list and Alfred's list are pretty good, though I've never read any film criticism by this Soto guy.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'm trolling because I don't have a real answer. I sort of hate them all.

Maybe J Hoberman.

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

He's far from brilliant and he likes tons of stuff I can't stand, but like I said he's interesting at times and his reviews can often be funny.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

I like reading Edelstein more than any other mainstream critic. He was unforgivably wrong about Domino, though.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

There's a guy in Film Comment who is pretty good and amusing too. I can't remember his name. Hes very punny.

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

Gavin Smith?

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

No, not Guy Maddin either.

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

Howard Hampton, maybe.

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

Also David Thomson IS (IMHO) great if you want to read about a certain kind of film (or more specifically a certain kind of actor).

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

Bradshaw can be funny but he's more often frustrating. i tended to either strongly agree or strongly disagree with his reviews but i'm not sure any more since i don't go and see movies (and don't really miss it). Philip French is the worst, he just gives a plot summary these days.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

Kent Jones? He did the hilarious 'fingerbanging the origin of the world' blurb for Anatomy of Hell.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

Thomson is one of the few critics who seems to think aloud while writing and is still compelling.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

I don't really "trust" him, but David Ansen from Newsweek is kinda useful cuz he seems to be EXACTLY in tune with the going critical consensus on a film...he's a one man Metacritic!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

that was an xpost about the Film Comment writer

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

You've got be able to properly deploy your "Bressonian"s and "Brechtian"s.

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

If I can Brecht it down for just a second here.

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

I can't imagine liking David Thomson unless you want to consistantly read about how disillusioned with cinema he is and how any new celebrated (non-American) filmmaker will never rival the old masters.

(you're right though, his writing on acting is great.)

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

Except Wes Anderson, apparently!

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

David Thomson is totally one of those people who I can imagine playing his own wife in drag.

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

Of course I do that all the time, which is why I can spot it so easily.

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

I have no idea who any of these people you guys are talking about are.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

Well, if you put down Fangoria for just a second...

― Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

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