oreo pizza: WTF

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of domino's! (xp)

s1ocki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

could we work some activist shareholder thing here?

s1ocki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

There's at least one local chain that offers pints of ice cream for delivery. They make good pies, too.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh god sugar on top of booze soooo bad.

OTM

Michael White, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Do Not Want

KitCat, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha I should know, I only drank gimlets for years. xp

Laurel, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Sugar on booze hastens (per Evelyn Waugh)

that secondary stage, vividly described in temperance hand-books, when the momentary illusion of well-being and exhilaration gives place to melancholy, indigestion and moral decay.

nabisco, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

and even at the point of lowest-possible-standards, like 99% of anyone I know would never dream of getting a crap dessert from a pizza chain.

i am part of that 1%

max, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Grease on booze hastens a blissful, dare I say Hasselhoffian disregard for decorum.

nabisco, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link

okay, I would still totally try this and "oreo pizza" remains a beautiful phrase to my ears, but nabisco is right about dessert pizza being a terrible idea.

gimlets otm, though

xpost oh me too, max

horseshoe, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link

*GAG*

This was invented in a dorm room. There is no other explanation.

Miza Din II, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

This is one of the most intelligent collections of observations and ideas about a single item I have ever been witness to.

That, and the Choco Taco is the finest novelty ice cream item EVER.

Followed closely by the Nutty Buddy.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link

GUYS why are you comparing choco tacos to Icees/Slurpees and ice cream sandwiches? The point is desserts that are disguised as dinner items, like oreo pizza. Ice cream sandwiches kind of count I guess.

n/a, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

It's all counts for being disguised as food.

Laurel, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link

so good:
http://www.partyexpress.safeorders.net/images/Oreo_CCsnd.jpg

chaki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I tried one bite of that thing & threw it away.

sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link

that oreo ice cream thing NOT the oreo pizza.

sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~skrueger/splooge.gif

chaki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Choco Taco = chocolate version of Mexican dinner favorite.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Huh. Now that you put it that way, I can kinda see what they were going for.

G00blar, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

i hate those desserts that look like other things. they wig me out, i.e. KITTY LITTER CAKE

http://www.unc.edu/~sstaff/images/clitter.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

it tasted like cardboard! and the ice cream was crap! what?!

I would totally eat the kitty litter cake!

sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link

okay that is disgusting

horseshoe, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Since I can't find it to copy/paste, I will restate:

"If the vagina is known as the 'taco', does that mean the ass is the 'choco taco'?"

HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf @ kitty litter cake

Jordan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

"If the vagina is known as the 'taco', does that mean the ass is the 'choco taco'?"

POLL

Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

(Ireallyhatemy)Kidskuisine.com

HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I found photos of moose turd cookies:

http://david.bembidion.org/recipes/pictures/mooseturd.jpg

sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link

PUPPY CHOW. (Not as gross as the kitty litter, I swear.)

Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Here's someone else's kitty litter cake with the flair of two different shades of poo:

http://www.mikeschuster.com/CatShitCookies2.jpg

sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link

"If the vagina is known as the 'taco', does that mean the ass is the 'choco taco'?"

No. The ass is known as "Butt Pie."

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf is wrong with people?

puppy chow is good though. I always called it "muddy buddies"

horseshoe, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm completely enchanted with the kitty litter cake.

sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf with the cat in the middle, ugh

HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm completely enchanted with the kitty litter cake.

-- sweet tater, Thursday, September 13, 2007 9:30 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

LOL, you are a young boy, aged 8-12

Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

You should make one, Kelsey!

Jordan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I am turning 30 this year!

sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

As is my best friend . . . I think she'd kill me if I made that for her though!

sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link

And, I would totally have to go the "two shades of poop" route instead of the tootsie roll poop route.

sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha, Chaki, YES, that is the Oreo sandwich I was talking about! The Oreos in that have somehow exaggerated the sort of grahamy / oaty taste that's so submerged in regular Oreos. Extremely good.

The beauty of the ChocoTaco is that it's taken a classy ice-cream treat -- a waffle bowl filled with ice cream and topped with chocolate -- and folded it up into a self-contained imitation Mexican food. It's the best thing since the GelatoEnchilada.

nabisco, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

The FroYoBurro

HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Actually every other "dessert version of Mexican food" I can imagine just winds up looking like a cannoli.

nabisco, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Waffledillas

HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Push-Pop Tamales

HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link

OTOH: fried ice cream

remy bean, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.christianziebarth.com/images/eltorito3.jpg

remy bean, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I want a sopapilla SO BAD right now

nabisco, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

erotic flan

chaki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

there's a salvadorean place down the street that makes 'em with buñuelo batter, i think imma have to go after this thread

remy bean, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

remy have you ever been to ALEGRIA in silver lake?

max, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link


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