honestly, im just looking for a fight...
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link
and i think im making tons of sense. mormons are jerks.
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link
well this is one fucking retarded attempt @ a flamewar bcz I don't think you'll find any mormons here, for real
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link
swinburning is basing his theories on a couple of South Park episodes, conveniently forgetting that the Mormons are actually portrayed fairly positively in their twenty minutes of parker/stone treatment.
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
The ones I meet are polite, well turned-out young men. Or hotties.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
have you met mormons new harranguey duder?
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link
oh, i forgot, south park wrote the book of mormon...thanks for reminding me.
abbott, i was pretty sure i wouldn't find any mormons, but i was willing to give it a shot...
and there are plenty of attractive jerks of all religions
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I rly think the only way you could say they are "jerks" is if you've been in the system like 10+ years and seen all the behind the scenes shit but yes they are often quite kind people
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link
go to a fucking mormon board then, jesus
im a handsome jew
― chaki, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Trying to start a fight with some imaginary people you don't know because they are "jerks": C/D?
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:04 (sixteen years ago) link
And btw flaming them won't change their mind one bit, they'll just think "poor misguided soul" and bare their testimonies over and over. V funny dude!
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:04 (sixteen years ago) link
ARE THERE ANY ZOROASTRIANS ON HERE? WANKERS
HEY BAHA'I FUCKERS YOU ARE DISLIKED BY ME
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Boy all the Snake Handlers on here sure are dumb.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link
lol Baha'i always seems like such a peaceful religion.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link
no, i know thats how they will react. one of my best friends became a born again mormon last year.
im a kind of ugly jerk agnostic who is bored
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't stand that offshoot board, "I Love My Ecumenical Pastor."
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link
We should start a thread about Racist Mithraists.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
dude i fucking met a zoroastrian in the pub the other day NO REALLY I DID
unsurprisingly, he wasn't "practising".
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Do they not do alcohol then? I mean come on, wasn't Freddie Mercury a Zoroastrian?
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link
i was just about to ask that
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Again it seems like quite a chill religion.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link
he was drinking alcohol. he wasn't a practising zoroastrian is what i meant to say, merely a zoroastrian by birth. much as i'm greek orthodox by christening.
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link
they all suck too. im gonna go watch law and order SVU
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Anyway LJ, if you could hook swinburnginging up he could phone this guy up and tell him that Zoroaster's a wanker or something.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Also Wanked Zarathustra
OMG LJ did they wave censers all over you?
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link
i've got so many thetans i could probably explode their BRAINS if i wanted, them darned zoroastriologists.
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:13 (sixteen years ago) link
You should totally grow one of those Greek Orthodox beards, dude.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Until I shaved yesterday I had a nice crop. Had to grow it for the play I was in, as I had been assigned the part of Abu Hamza.
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh Undergradspaws.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link
omg you're in plays
― chaki, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link
(haha!)
(Don't worry, it was Abu Hamza as a handmaiden, by way of Frank Sinatra and Bryan Ferry. The play also featured Jeremy Beadle, Elvis Presley, and Prince Rodeo. And was very tragicomic. Not to mention good.)
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link
damnit, i've already seen that episode. so who is a wanker? Zoroastirians?
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
thank god
― deeznuts, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
SHHHHHH. IT'S A SURPRISE
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, Chaki! I've been in, amongst other things, Greek tragedy, Shakespearian comedy, and LJ-penned romance. No, rly.
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Shakespeare is cool. i like moliere too. they aren't jerks
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link
who gives a shit about moliere??? what the fuck are you on about swinburningforyou??
― deeznuts, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link
swinburne for short
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link
BAN SWIMMBUMMING4YOU
― W4LTER, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link
why? i've done nothing wrong, and i'll tire of this soon enough
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link
are you a mormon W4LTER?
He stole Oilyrags' surname. ;_;
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Dude I told you there are zero Mormons here, wtf.
W4lter, say yes
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link
this is who its from
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Y'know, under old ILX I could've hilariously logged in as "Norman Mormon" five minutes ago, but I'm fucked if I can be bothered to set up another googlemail account.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link
what a shame
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link