Let Us Now Praise Dave Q

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I wouldn't presume to be able to write like he does in a million years, so I'll describe - unfortunately, the scene in I picture is a rather sad one. He's wandering through the house, alone, after screaming at Patti, who is chiding him after another father-son row. "Why are you so hard on that boy, Bruce?" "The kid's got to learn not to talk so much. Say the wrong thing in this world to the wrong person, you can get killed. He's got to learn, don't you see?" "Bruce, you're starting to sound like your own..""That's enough." Bruce would never hit her, he's not Jackson Browne, so what he does is pick up a vase and launches it at the platinum 'Tunnel of Love' disc on the wall and storms out. (It had to be that one, there's no rage like the rage of someone who thought they had that adult stuff figured out until life did one of its inside-out flip- flops on your ass again.) But he can't go out. That would mean driving, and driving reminds him of those early songs of freedom and later songs of desperation, all of which he now wishes he'd never written, especially now that there's a war on and everyone out there is singing his songs without knowing what they're about. He wishes he'd never written them because they made sense of other people's lives and not his. The biz is like that, you give everything and they miss the difficult parts and distort the parts they like to suit themselves. Well, fair's fair after all. If he could take bubblegum garage trash and turn it into 'Darkness', then why can't the popsters take 'Darkness' right back and turn it into Garth Brooks? Sure, it's the most rational and understandable thing in the world, but it still hurts. Ah well, there's worse things that happen, thinks Bruce. He's calmed down a bit now that Patti's out of earshot. No problem making up to her, I'll just show up at the studio one day when she's doing an album, long enough to get a producer credit and maybe move 1,000 more units, 999 more than if I don't.
After a few cans of Bud work their predictable magic, Bruce decides not to wait, and make up with Patti right now. Beer is so good for that, even if one's reasons for wanting a post-beer reconcilation are somewhat suspect. She's having none of it. Maybe she gets off on being a redhead. "Bruce, I'm serious. You have to talk to that boy like a human being, he's afraid to come home." "Ah, fuck it." Bruce picks up the phone. "I'm gonna call my old man and go out for some beers. He's a stand-up guy, doesn't make me listen to this kind of emotional bullshit." Patti in his face. "BRUCE YOU NEED TO TALK TO YOUR SON! Not sit in a bar talking about baseball with some old Irish drunks who you always hated..." "DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT MY OLD MAN! HE DID THOSE THINGS BECAUSE HE HAD TO! MADE A MAN OUTTA ME!" But now this is the rage of the disoriented, not of the secure - dangerously close to getting out of control. There is still one heavy object on the table - but where to aim? He's got selective beer vision now. There it is, on the platinum 'Darkness' disc, side one, track two. "Adam Raised a Cain". Bingo. He collapses into his seat, muttering, "I wish I had cold blood. Maybe I do. Maybe I always did. Ahhh, fuck. Nobody understands me. Nobody. Ever. I have the dumbest fans in the world. My band are all cretins. For example, Miami Steve thinks he can sing and Max Weinberg thinks he can play jazz. Everyone thinks I'm a scam just because back in the 70s I wanted to hang out with more interesting people, how was I supposed to know it would look like a press mafia using me as a dupe? And that time I decided to stop writing about and for other people and write about MYSELF, everybody including the diehard fans - fuck 'em, they probably think 'Racing in the Streets' is an ode to the Petty brothers - ignored it, or got embarassed by it and the 'East of Eden' allusion and the Otis Day & His Knights- derived music - and what the fuck is so wrong with that, at least unlike some other chirper/cleffers I could name who might or might not be James Taylor with his 'Steamroller' shit I don't fall flat on my ass doing funky garage music - and now, irony of ironies, that fucking song is coming back to mock me. Fuck me and fuck my own records. Guess I'll call my old man." Independence Day has come and gone, and it was a weird one this time in America, but there's the same hot blood flowing thru their veins, after all. In fact, he's got a plan, maybe when the kid rolls in tomorrow morning he'll give him a copy of an old English punk single called "Gary Gilmore's Eyes" as a present. Kids like that kind of stuff. He likes it too, it's sort of like 'Nebraska' except not as embarrassing as listening to your old man's record. That can wait another thirty years or so, when Cain is released from the East of Eden Reformatory, having been rehabilitated into society, looking back on his glory days, and I'll stop here before any more hokey song titles creep in.
-- dave q (scrape10...), July 25th, 2002 9:00 PM.


Shit, I didn't actually answer the question did I. Sorry
-- dave q (scrape10...), July 25th, 2002 9:00 PM.

bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:46 (twenty years ago) link

If something is owned by the type of person who goes mental about fingerprints on a jewel case then it is usually coffee-table. Vinyl is one thing, that's 'collectors', but jewel-cases, there's something seriously anal going on. (re Lemon Jelly - recommended to me once by somebody who 'read my aura' and then said VERY sternly, "You listen to a lot of metal. I can tell. It is not good for you. You need...hmmmm...Lemon Jelly. Eagle-Eye Cherry too.")
-- dave q (scrape10...), December 4th, 2003.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Sunday, 14 December 2003 02:03 (twenty years ago) link

anyone who tells dave q that metal isn't good for him needs to be taken out back and SHOT

bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 December 2003 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

Use of the word 'anal' contributes to blind acceptance of bogus Freudian mythology that ppl seem to think is more valid than astrology for some reason.
dave q, March 29th 2003

If something is owned by the type of person who goes mental about fingerprints on a jewel case then it is usually coffee-table. Vinyl is one thing, that's 'collectors', but jewel-cases, there's something seriously anal going on. dave q, December 14th, 2003.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 14 December 2003 05:04 (twenty years ago) link

(Compare and contrast my own proclamation that henceforth the phrase 'politically correct' should be replaced by 'politically positioned', followed by my many uses of 'politically correct' and none of 'politically positioned'.)

(I would like to take this opportunity to recommend that 'back slapping' henceforth always be replaced by 'back assessment'.)

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 14 December 2003 05:12 (twenty years ago) link

Momus - this thread is not about you.

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 15 December 2003 14:36 (twenty years ago) link

I think dave q was talking literal anuses in the latter quote.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 15 December 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

I wonder if he was being literal about progeny in his stylus magazine review. Somehow I think he'd care about parenting.

youn, Monday, 15 December 2003 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

"FREUD REVEALED TO BE PRETENTIOUS CRAP." Bless Dave for making that clear for the laypeople.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
seriously, the greatest thing he's done yet: http://www.stylusmagazine.com/review.php?ID=1671

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 29 January 2004 07:34 (twenty years ago) link

nearly in tears after the first paragraph.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 29 January 2004 09:45 (twenty years ago) link

I nearly died when it landed in my inbox then other day.

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Thursday, 29 January 2004 10:05 (twenty years ago) link

If this is not included in the next Da Capo anthology then the world is dead.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 29 January 2004 10:11 (twenty years ago) link

I fear the world is dead.

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Thursday, 29 January 2004 10:16 (twenty years ago) link

*still laughing* Ah, Mr. Q. You are a genius, sir.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago) link

dave q isnt David Quantick is he?

unsure, Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago) link

Most assuredly not.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago) link

Good god no!

Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:06 (twenty years ago) link

ah. thank you.

happy now, Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:06 (twenty years ago) link

I thought that at first as well....

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...
Actually having sex = dud, it's getting to tell everybody you got some pussy that's cool.
-- dave q (scrape10...), July 30th, 2001 1:00 AM.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 May 2004 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Hey newbie trolls! THIS is how it's done.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 20 October 2005 07:08 (eighteen years ago) link

that Sugar Ray/Third Eye Blind thing still makes me fall out of my chair

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 20 October 2005 07:09 (eighteen years ago) link

34 Hours without weed is damn solid throughout

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 20 October 2005 07:18 (eighteen years ago) link

(Dave's posts are, I mean)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 20 October 2005 07:22 (eighteen years ago) link

for instance,

I don't smoke alone by choice, I just wake up earlier than most people

-- dave q (scrape10...), January 31st, 2005. (listerine)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

The A.M.’s debut is more Human Highway than V.G. though. That was the Neil Young flick with Devo as a radiation clean-up crew. The tracks here are a series of sneaks squirting symphonic curlicues onto a new-wave muffin tray with the doughy shit taken out for maximum thin-ness of tone and at its best reminds me very much of Cars tunes like “Dangerous Type” or “All Mixed Up”. Making a glam version of On the Beach is a great idea. Every dying off-interstate town has at least one resident who painted their nails once and never added another coat so they have chipped bluish residue on their fingers that looks like they slammed a car door on them.

Fucking brilliance.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
'Eliminator' itself proves that (electroclash) = (the New Rock) which also solves the 'indie trucker hat' thing, altho possibly not in a way the hipsters will necessarily like
-- dave q (scrape10...), June 18th, 2003.

etc (esskay), Monday, 18 September 2006 07:45 (seventeen years ago) link

“Trangression” is a backhanded anti-indie construction revealing the Strokes and Flaming Lips as the same people

You're all right, that AM review quite simply shone (and had me in minor hysterics). I wish the dude posted more; I haven't really seen him about. :(

Shall now return to the infamous Absolution review with an open mind...

Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Monday, 18 September 2006 08:07 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

dave q to be interviewed by ME and MARK S on the radio!!!

broadcasting this Tuesday on Resonance 104.4 FM at 10pm GMT

podcast to be available here --> http://freakytrigger.co.uk/slugoftime

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 April 2008 13:30 (sixteen years ago) link

this is GO

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 11:43 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

revive!!!!!

geeta, Sunday, 12 June 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

KROKUS - Stayed Awake All Night

The Americans have spoken! The world will not be made smaller by computers but by grinding gears and great oil-burning engines. It’s not about security or secularisation, it’s about keeping the motorik running. The reason electronic pop music never became culturally dominant in the demonised heartland is that synth duos didn’t have large trucks loaded with equipment backing up to venues. The future was not designed by Kraftwerk but by Bachman-Turner Overdrive, although this 1983 BTO cover by a Swiss band incorporates “Metal on Metal”, except with volume-swell mirages evolving into a circular guitar pattern like the lights of the city coming into view after driving through the methamphetamine night. The DEA claims that “methamphetamine is attractive to people in rural communities because labs can be set up in abandoned barns”, when the real reason is that you have to drive about three hours to get anywhere! Those eerie green night-vision Iraq broadcasts are a good approximation of how rural people actually see things, especially during the nocturnal segments of their 96-hour days. The album this appears on is called ‘Headhunter’, and was apparently recorded at ‘Bee Jay Studios’!

--dave q, 2004

geeta, Sunday, 12 June 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

missed out on hearing sinker & dave q on the radio???? :(

ysi tracer?

brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 12 June 2011 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

think you have been praising him for some time, geeta

i've enjoyed all these revives

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

^Yes

brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 12 June 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

hey brodie - it's linked on this page (it's the story called "the red brain") -

http://freakytrigger.co.uk/slugoftime/

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 June 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

got it thx Tracer

symbol of the paramount chaos (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 12 June 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

re: http://freakytrigger.co.uk/slugoftime

dave q has a great voice. drawly and swaggering, like a literate garfield. id expected a sharp quick snappy voice, quite surprised

NI, Monday, 1 August 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

(from The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald...)

in a sea of weed/ where everyone/ would love to drown
― dave q, Saturday, 28 August 2004 17:17 (8 years ago)

etc, Friday, 15 March 2013 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

From Molly Hatchet vs Lynyrd Skynyrd

I think Hatchet made a mistake when they switched producers from Frank Frazetta to Boris Vallejo. Thank God they never sunk to working with the brothrs Hildebrandt

― dave q, Friday, September 28, 2001 5:00 PM (11 years ago)

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 31 May 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link

seriously though what happened to him? we were in touch for a while but that's a lifetime ago now, and he had the Virgin Killer piece in that Marooned book but where is Dave Q anyway

i assume he returned to the q continuum

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 31 May 2013 01:36 (ten years ago) link

I'm in very irregular touch with one of his old bandmates, he might know.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

DQ on ZZ Top's Mescalero

Todavia Tres Hombres

Filthier than a buck-nekked dip in the Rio Grande downstream from a maquiladora. Filthier (in every sense; there's even a "motherfucker") than XXX, which itself was better than anything to come out of Japan since Locust Abortion Technician, if not "You're Gonna Miss Me." And that's no slight on the honorable Japanese, compañeros. They made cars once, but maquiladora is the new "industry." To quote Pigface—"Welcome to Mexico . . . Asshole!"

Mescalero is structured like a blues show with really old guys—unsurprisingly as the ZZ arc = Stones arc reversed (i.e., Deguello/El Loco/Eliminator = Exile/Bleed/Beggars). Except ZZ aren't "done" yet. (Next album = Reconquista!) The new album's first third is Afterburner-type stuff (i.e., "chords"), except with vocoders. Daft? Zizi! Then just when you're resigned to another Afterburner the constant involuntary-volume-raising starts, and you're like "Master of Sparks" Jeb Bush cranking the lever up and down. Then they bring back Alfredo Garcia's head, then "Dusted" "combines IDM and rock" a lot more effectively than some other popular bands I could name, then you take the Alamo and bless it in the name of the tres hombres and Billy says (over a Don Brewer-type drum solo—that is the genius of this record in particular, in that the '80s bits are like being in the '80s except better, and the '70s bits are exactly like the '70s bits that everybody probably missed because they'd passed out by the time J. Geils or ARS or whoever was opening finished), "Bitch took my liquor."

Jesus was actually going to New Orleans to talk to Mr. Trafficante, by the way. Heard it on the (Camp)X(Ray), when I was swimming to Cuba. From Mozambique. ZZ Frelimo!? How do they know about all this shit that went down, anyway? Well I think it's something sinister. They were the bikers at the Capitol Altamont, and if you don't feed them their liquor'n'dust ("Piece": "gimme a piece . . . gimme a piece . . . of YER LUUUUUUUVE"), the reconquista promised since the foreboding Rio Grande Mud(whose cover shows them wading across it) is gonna be muy ugggly. Quite a lot of Mescalero is in Spanish, which leads me to believe it will play a major role in Project Eliminator in the bloody early days of New Aztlan. Viva la muerte!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 08:37 (ten years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Why Gordon Lightfoot continues to captivate us so...

Here's another vote for "Sundown". Poke holes in the stereo speaker cone and you'll hear the missing link between VU and the Stones. Speaking of VU, "Edmund Fitzgerald" is a far more crushingly monolithic droney dirge than they (or Spacemen 3) ever managed, plus it's about Mother Ocean reclaiming us all (the gravitational response to Can that was later adopted by Parliament and Drexciya), proving that Canada has evolved a sophisticated strain of nature mysticism that matches that which appeared in Russia centuries earlier (though entirely dissimilar - N. American variety characterised by a) existential will-to-power v. elements ['manifest destiny' on macro level] b) problems/opportunities of testing Enlightenment emancipation on crucible of 'nature' in purest form [the realpolitik that passeth all understanding] whereas Russian variety = syncretic combination of Orthodox Christianity and Siberian folk traditions/survival strategies [i.e. 'culture'?])

― dave q, Monday, July 8, 2002 5:00 PM (11 years ago)

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 12 June 2014 02:19 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

Defending the As-Yet-Undefended: The Manhattan Transfer

That album's "Java Jive" did for caffeine what VU did for heroin, therefore MT invented DC hardcore

― dave q, Friday, July 11, 2003 3:13 AM (11 years ago)

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link

This can't be Dave, can it? Heavily edited?

http://www.cxmagazine.com/sscxwc-single-speed-portland-dave-queen

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 October 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

Really strongly doubt it.

Westing (By Musket Anne Sexton) (get bent), Friday, 31 October 2014 09:08 (nine years ago) link

If that is Dave then well done for getting in shape!

xyzzzz__, Friday, 31 October 2014 09:29 (nine years ago) link


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