Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

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it can't possibly be worse than my last insurance, which was blue shield blue cross. i attempted to meet my Primary Care Physician 3 different times, and failed every time because they were "nearby" in the neighborhood. some intern managed to refill my depression medication for me by cutting a deal with the PCP who was shopping somewhere, or something, and then they would only send the Rx to the pharmacy via Fax, which didn't work. so i had to drive across the city to the shitty alley doctor and transfer the Rx to my pharmacy by hand

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link

if i would have had a job, i would have had to ask off work like 5 different times in order to get the Rx refilled. just bonkers

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link

Nothing makes me more angry than our current casino-meets-Kafka healthcare "system."

DJI, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 17:48 (two years ago) link

yes. i am very lucky in that my only current interaction with it is to beg for a refill for depression medication every 3 months. if i had to go for chronic treatment i think i would explode

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 17:53 (two years ago) link

i ran a very interesting instagram story "poll" last night (i'm at @zach_tbd there btw).

i asked people what kind of price range they would be most interested in, if they thinking about buy something of mine. instagram is kinda dumb so i could only have 4 options (and i had to pick a "correct" answer, lol), and there was no option to select multiple options or all of the above. but it came out like this:

7 - $10-$30 (zines, tapes, small prints, etc)
10 - $30-$100 (smaller works on paper; acrylic or watercolor)
9 - $100-$250 (smaller acrylic/oil works on canvas)
3 - $500+ (oil on larger canvases)

which was about what i was thinking it would be! personally, when i buy art, it's usually in that first or second category - rarely over $75. it's really useful to me to know the distribution, though, because i think i've been spending a bit too much time on large canvases, paintings that take me weeks and weeks and that i revise a million times. i'll still do those, but i need to pepper in more smaller, one-night paintings and drawings.

i am also going to start making prints, i think. not of paintings, though. i had a really good, long conversation with a friend of mine who adamantly against selling prints. i don't 100% agree with her, but i did come away thinking that while i would make prints of things that i make on my computer, or prints of sketches or drawings or whatever, i won't do prints of larger paintings, at least for now;

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:06 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/1sODJ4j.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/nGpT51l.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/VtGAFRd.jpg

i rehabbed my very first attempt at oil painting, which was a painting of the shed outside the cabin i stayed at up in stoner ridge WI. the background was interesting, the trees, but the shed was awful. so it felt really good to turn it upside-down and just paint over the whole thing. i feel like i did right by the ethos of stoner ridge, and it only took me a few hours and is small so i'll be able to sell it for less than other things! #feelinggood

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 August 2021 02:18 (two years ago) link

really like that one!

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 5 August 2021 02:42 (two years ago) link

i think i just fucked it up! :-o

i always keep going a little too far. i'm stopping now

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 August 2021 02:54 (two years ago) link

the sad thing is that it all started by trying to sign the damn thing in the lower-left!

https://i.imgur.com/jh6eavC.jpg

but i am going to just stop for now, lol, and potentially "fix" it a bit tomorrow.

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 August 2021 02:57 (two years ago) link

digging that broadway boogie woogie energy and happy you are head down in the making art phase of your life right now

https://www.twitch.tv/zach_tbd

live painting irl online no dcma live

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 August 2021 00:24 (two years ago) link

No fair unless we get to hear what you are listening to!

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Friday, 6 August 2021 00:41 (two years ago) link

I’m taking a Burger King break! I got kicked off Instagram live yesterday for listening to music! They are crazy with that shit

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 August 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link

sorry. this is almost the same, but not. i meant to post this

https://i.imgur.com/p9nSAkY.jpg

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 August 2021 09:49 (two years ago) link

is that you as a championship trophy on the right?

I would never paint myself, because I would turn out to be some horrific beast! This is why I can’t take commissions that are portraits right now

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 August 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link

i am doing an instagram sale in a few days. Thursday, 7pm US central time. @zach_tbd, but you can also contact me via ANY METHOD AT ALL, including just posting here.

smaller/acrylic things will be around $50-150, while larger/oil things will be $300-$1 BILLION. i will be taking "bids" during the day and then determining who gets what by the time i pass out. my way of making things ok is that if I get a large, life-altering bid, that life-altering bid will go toward mutual aid instead of me. so lurker, that 10x volume of the ilx poster, hypothetically, if you're out there and are wealthy, please just give me money so i can make a big donation. that is my "scheme" and i would love if white wealthy people would give me their money

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:09 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/r9M39VC.jpg

24"x18", oil+acrylic on canvas. this was my first attempt at oil painting a cabin in the woods. it was bad. upside-down, painted over it the toher day. "It's All Over"

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:13 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/siV3Kc0.jpg

The Light was Like Darkness, 24x18", oil on canvas.

First _completed_ oil on canvas. made out at Stoner Ridge, Purple Haze Acres, WI

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:14 (two years ago) link

both of these are huge, high-reslution images:

https://i.imgur.com/buxOzDf.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/CUD5ZmZ.jpg

both of these are for a commission, 60x40", oil on canvas. she's deciding between the two right now. I will probably be begging someone else to buy the other one for $700 soon

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:16 (two years ago) link

(this is on wood btw)

https://i.imgur.com/JlOb672.jpg

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:18 (two years ago) link

i am nervous for tomorrow. i hate that feeling when the "party" has started and no one has showed up yet. and then 15 minutes passes like that and you open up the second beer for yourself. but then, usually, sometimes, the party starts and it is ok.

i guess what i'm saying is i will probably be drinking during the "sale" because i am a nervous wreck

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 20:18 (two years ago) link

i'm doing my art sale now

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSfmTXANnjH/

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 01:05 (two years ago) link

go get em

I have learned that I need to be making more paintings of plants

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link

Baldessari said it best ...

https://www.thebroad.org/sites/default/files/art/baldessari_tipsforartists.jpg

nickn, Friday, 13 August 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link

haha, yeah i've read that before! and make sense. one of my current sidequests is to hide some extremely morbid props inside of some lovely flowers and bright landscapes :)

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link

4 different people asked to buy this one!

https://i.imgur.com/QziG4wm.jpg

so i let them know i'll have more plants soon :)

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 16:24 (two years ago) link

I'm guessing you could combine your love of "horticulture" with your art and target a specific audience :)

DJI, Friday, 13 August 2021 16:57 (two years ago) link

looool
if i ever do that...i guess...i don't know. that would be a new era for sure!

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link

There are artists who make good money painting bottles of wine, so who knows?

nickn, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:50 (two years ago) link

https://www.ebay.com/itm/273773662966

Thomas Arvid, Wine Artist - "Tour de Force", $51,999

nickn, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:56 (two years ago) link

Zach TBD, "the whining artist"

might be able to trick some people :p

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:06 (two years ago) link

i did ok last night! i sold about $850 worth of stuff. that's definitely a bit below my living costs for the month, haha, but I'm reminding myself that when i started on this life/art scheme i told myself that it would probably take a least a year or two before i start breaking even each month. i feel pretty good about where i'm at so far!

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link

heh, by chance i happened to see this just now:

https://i.imgur.com/HiAFtsj.jpg

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

Haha. Any acknowledgement of Baldessari's work? Or is it considered well-known enough that it's not necessary?

nickn, Friday, 13 August 2021 23:00 (two years ago) link

i think the latter, but i'm not sure. i only ran across stuff a few years ago, but i imagine he's probably in the standard art school curriculum? i have no idea what the kids learn

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 23:12 (two years ago) link

you can lead a horticulture

https://i.imgur.com/CB8APjV.jpg

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 14 August 2021 05:12 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/lvPP6K3.jpg

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 14 August 2021 18:39 (two years ago) link

about done with this one, i think, though as always i'm looking at it now and i see so much that i want to work on still. i've spent way too much time on it, though, along with its cursed twin, that green one on the right.

this is my first big commission that i started at my new (well, not new now) space, so i'm hoping they'll like it. but either way, it'll probably be the last of its size (40x60") because those are difficult (for me) to sell at the moment.

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 14 August 2021 18:45 (two years ago) link

i will spam this thread with even more of that same damn painting in a few days, when i finish it up and take a photo of it with something better than iphone8

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 14 August 2021 18:45 (two years ago) link

Would you do a photograph commission?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 14 August 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link

you mean, to take a photograph? i've never thought about it i guess! you have my email right? let me know what you're thinking!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 August 2021 20:36 (two years ago) link

Will do :)

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 15 August 2021 02:45 (two years ago) link

quincie no worries but if you sent anything i didn't get it! i've changed emails a bunch recently but my current preferred address is tbdzach 4t the gm4i1 dort comm

Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 August 2021 21:19 (two years ago) link

in the next few days i thought i'd try to crank out a few different versions of these plants from different angles

https://i.imgur.com/nXGfSSP.jpg

i will paint like the wind - quickly, everchanging, floating, fast, invisibly, through porous objects, under the doorcracks, out of the windows, anonymously

Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 August 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link

but also, like none of those things, and with a brush, getting it all over myself in the process and then accidentally biting my nails and getting paint in my mouth, raving mad, drinking in the studio, smoking, and listening to master of puppets over and over while reminding myself that i don't really approve of this kind of paranoid, drunk raging pointing accusing hetfield persona of the era, but goddamn it's so good

Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 August 2021 21:26 (two years ago) link


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