the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

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i dont remember anyone saying THAT xp

Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

hahahahah oh man

Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

shoudve been this: probably the biggest for me, fuckign with the original movies and then getting rid of the negatives (allegedly)

Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

fart jokes in episode 1

kiddie rabies: attacked by brats (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

hahaha that is totally the highlight of my day so far

nabisco, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

is that his pitch for a campus sex comedy?

velko, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

btw if anyone wants some campus utility data hit me up yo

Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

what drove me NUTS is how he passive-aggressively included the real movie as a "special feature" on the dvd release but not the anamorphic version. SUCH a bitch move.

Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

i am giggling like crazy at shakey's c&p gaffe

Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

especially, "^^^this, far and away."

Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

I don't think we can accurately judge Lucas' output without individual building meter data!

Mariela Ure (jeff), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

the demuppetification of yoda.

For other uses, see Cornhole (disambiguation). (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

hahaha the best was the 5 seconds before i realized what happened

Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

i thought it was some obscure nugget about lucasfilm's data output and how that proved the originals didn't exist any more or something

Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

hahaha the best was the 5 seconds before i realized what happened

Agreed. I was just "...wait, what?"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

i think the china-town sounding trade federation dudes said something like that in ep 1

goole, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah i was like

kiddie rabies: attacked by brats (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

Co-incidentally, someone was here to read the meter this morning.

Gark M (snoball), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

does anyone have a cite to the real individual building meter data from Ep. 2? is that on the DVD?

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

"Begun this data scrub has."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

i am dying at my desk here

Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

promising to make "small, personal" films only to immediately return to raping our childhoods with his big cgi dick

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

no matter how much i do like spielberg, i downgrade him for pulling a few of these lucas-style moves in his career, too.

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

totally... ET gun/walkie thing

Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

also to answer the thread question

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

i've never forgiven george lucas for starting yourprops.com

Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

cannot BELIEVE lucas tried to make us get individual building meter data

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

i was talking about the baseball hat

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

if i made a thread called "the crimes of hitler" i dont think anyone would complain that it shouldnt be in plural because his crime is "the holocaust"

well if the point of the thread was to start a poll over what was specifically the worst of his crimes, people might

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

The rest of us just get a yourprops.com logo placeholder.

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

i think the china-town sounding trade federation dudes said something like that in ep 1

^^ this, far and away -- if you can't get individual building utility data out of the application, how are we supposed to verify savings?

oh no I mean: the prequels had maybe a bit much of sorta ethnic-typed aliens, which I think we've discussed plenty before

nabisco, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watto

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

lucas and spielberg represent a lot of people in hollywood who apparently think the audience just can't handle moderately edgy shit anymore.

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

well if the point of the thread was to start a poll over what was specifically the worst of his crimes, people might

― da croupier, Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:54 PM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

let us not split hairs and have this dumb argument, everyone knows what i meant. can we just keep laughing about the meter thing

Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

i have GONE OFF about this before, but what really drives me nuts is that the basic scenario laid out in the prequels is really interesting! but they are still horrible. it's like someone made three really horrible movies out a great novel about a despot's rise to power. except there's no such novel. it's the weirdest thing.

xp yes wtf how can u introduce the idea of SLAVERY in the universe and then not address it ever again

goole, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

lucas and spielberg represent a lot of people in hollywood who apparently think the audience just can't handle moderately edgy shit anymore.

― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:55 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and yet you see a transformer's balls in TF2 :(

Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

not splitting hairs, slocki, the observation wasn't earnest

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

gotcha

Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

balls are funny lol : D

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

nb I am usually less morally "offended" by ethnic-type aliens (though there's maybe a bit of that with Watto or JarJar) and more just aesthetically offended, like ... please actually make up a fucking alien from your head and not just animate some CGI Central Casting Stock Mildly Offense Ethnic Archetype shit

nabisco, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

knowing what little i do know about producers via my limited interaction w/them, i can say that they're mostly total retards who get bored by difficult films like 'heat' and 'the departed'

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah i think that's why everyone hated them nabisco

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

so a couple of giant nuts swinging to and fro onscreen would naturally be the most hilarious thing imaginable to them xp

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

adding a candy-ass scream to luke's climactic fall in Empire so that his suicidal rejection of darth becomes "OH SHIT, I SLIPPED!"

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

maybe he was just psyched to be getting away from his freak dad

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

han solo stepping on tiny jabba's tail in episode iv

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

i have GONE OFF about this before, but what really drives me nuts is that the basic scenario laid out in the prequels is really interesting! but they are still horrible. it's like someone made three really horrible movies out a great novel about a despot's rise to power. except there's no such novel. it's the weirdest thing.

^

kiddie rabies: attacked by brats (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

to be fair, swinging close-up IMAX testicles would be marginally funny for 30 seconds or so, and will probably feature in a Baron-Cohen movie at some point

nabisco, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

making people call star wars "episode IV: A New Hope"

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

^^^^^^^^^^

that, too me is the greatest crime

kiddie rabies: attacked by brats (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

I mean, $4 billion

heck (silby), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:45 (2 months ago) Permalink

Bob Iger probably gave him a call and was like "our stock is up ever since we started this Marvel thing and we're looking for more bankable franchises, how's $4 billion for the whole kit and caboodle sound to you"

heck (silby), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:46 (2 months ago) Permalink

s1ocki otm

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:48 (2 months ago) Permalink

i know it was a lot of money but dude was already loaded, there had to be some sort of large shift in his consciousness

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:50 (2 months ago) Permalink

"Those ILX guys sure are mean to me. I'm getting off this boat."

(PS frogbs is George Lucas)

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:52 (2 months ago) Permalink

maybe he realized this stuff was just kinda fucking stupid?

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:53 (2 months ago) Permalink

you guys know i wasnt specifically asking YOU for your insights on this matter

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:54 (2 months ago) Permalink

Well Lucas should be along any minute

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:55 (2 months ago) Permalink

it was four billion dollars s1ocki, how can you not comprehend that

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:56 (2 months ago) Permalink

he really wanted that ivory backscratcher

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:57 (2 months ago) Permalink

maybe he was like hey kids, when i die, do you want four billion dollars or responsibility for star wars

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:03 (2 months ago) Permalink

think he's gonna philanthropize so they won't get all 4 bil

heck (silby), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:31 (2 months ago) Permalink

I, George Lucas, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath all of my worldly belongs to the Sarlacc, where they will learn a new definition of pain as they are slowly digested over a thousand years.

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:37 (2 months ago) Permalink

so boba fett probably died of old age, i just realized

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:52 (2 months ago) Permalink

Not partic relevant but the talk upthread about ridiculously huge toys, do you think it wd be interesting to do a thread about that - consumer products so extremely expensive that (I assume) almost no-one ever owned them?

cardamon, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:41 (2 months ago) Permalink

xp iirc from when i was 12 or so the expanded universe take is that boba fett somehow managed to crawl out

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:44 (2 months ago) Permalink

"this will be your last chance to own the original masterpiece"

hillarious how they flogged them on video before the 97 special versions.

piscesx, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

"this will be your last chance to own the original masterpiece"

So far has held true I believe.
I remember getting those for Christmas around that time.

Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:12 (2 months ago) Permalink

Not partic relevant but the talk upthread about ridiculously huge toys, do you think it wd be interesting to do a thread about that - consumer products so extremely expensive that (I assume) almost no-one ever owned them?

would def read this thread

i was a downy lad, and twee (stevie), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 08:46 (2 months ago) Permalink

i wanna know the moment he went from i am the mastermind and god of this complex universe and i will be overseeing it and all its technical innovatiosn for decades to come to "ah fuck it"

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, August 19, 2014 10:42 AM (Yesterday)

george lucas alone at 3:00 am in his vast and darkened imax chamber, peaking on 4 hits of good acid, watching attack of the clones and sobbing uncontrollably

Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 09:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

There's a pleasant 'toys your parents wouldn't buy you' thread, don't recall specificslly, but more of a list / pics thing than a look into the economics and curious product development lives of toys designed for the Gekko tots but hyped indiscriminately to all.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 10:49 (2 months ago) Permalink

This looks pretty rad:

schwantz, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:38 (2 months ago) Permalink

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 23 August 2014 20:38 (2 months ago) Permalink

I remember when I saw him without the beard in photos for Captain Eo and I was all 'whuh?'

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 August 2014 20:42 (2 months ago) Permalink

Back when he had a neck.

oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 23 August 2014 20:48 (2 months ago) Permalink

Galaxy far far away

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 August 2014 21:03 (2 months ago) Permalink


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