midichlorians
― goole, Wednesday, July 15, 2009 5:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― kiddie rabies: attacked by brats (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
if i made a thread called "the crimes of hitler" i dont think anyone would complain that it shouldnt be in plural because his crime is "the holocaust"
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
not at least trying out a few alternate solutions to whatever is going on with that beard and his chin
― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus.
^^^this, far and away. its one thing to churn out crappy product, lots of aging directors do that (hell, young ones too!), but deliberately screwing up your past work - so that NO ONE can ever enjoy it again, that's a whole other level of unforgivable.
― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
what a weird quote
― Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
I still love the Patton Oswalt bit about how Lucas fucked up all these awesome characters by showing them as whiny kids, "you like Angelina Jolie, right? here's Jon Voight's testicle!".
― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
i dont remember anyone saying THAT xp
hahahahah oh man
― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
shoudve been this: probably the biggest for me, fuckign with the original movies and then getting rid of the negatives (allegedly)
― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
fart jokes in episode 1
― kiddie rabies: attacked by brats (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
hahaha that is totally the highlight of my day so far
― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
is that his pitch for a campus sex comedy?
― velko, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
btw if anyone wants some campus utility data hit me up yo
what drove me NUTS is how he passive-aggressively included the real movie as a "special feature" on the dvd release but not the anamorphic version. SUCH a bitch move.
― Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
i am giggling like crazy at shakey's c&p gaffe
especially, "^^^this, far and away."
I don't think we can accurately judge Lucas' output without individual building meter data!
― Mariela Ure (jeff), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
the demuppetification of yoda.
― For other uses, see Cornhole (disambiguation). (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
hahaha the best was the 5 seconds before i realized what happened
― Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
i thought it was some obscure nugget about lucasfilm's data output and how that proved the originals didn't exist any more or something
― Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
Agreed. I was just "...wait, what?"
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
i think the china-town sounding trade federation dudes said something like that in ep 1
― goole, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
yeah i was like
― kiddie rabies: attacked by brats (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
Co-incidentally, someone was here to read the meter this morning.
― Gark M (snoball), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
does anyone have a cite to the real individual building meter data from Ep. 2? is that on the DVD?
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Begun this data scrub has."
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
i am dying at my desk here
― Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
promising to make "small, personal" films only to immediately return to raping our childhoods with his big cgi dick
― da croupier, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
no matter how much i do like spielberg, i downgrade him for pulling a few of these lucas-style moves in his career, too.
― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
totally... ET gun/walkie thing
― Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
also to answer the thread question
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
i've never forgiven george lucas for starting yourprops.com
― Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
cannot BELIEVE lucas tried to make us get individual building meter data
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
i was talking about the baseball hat
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
well if the point of the thread was to start a poll over what was specifically the worst of his crimes, people might
― da croupier, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
The rest of us just get a yourprops.com logo placeholder.
― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
^^ this, far and away -- if you can't get individual building utility data out of the application, how are we supposed to verify savings?
oh no I mean: the prequels had maybe a bit much of sorta ethnic-typed aliens, which I think we've discussed plenty before
― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watto
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
lucas and spielberg represent a lot of people in hollywood who apparently think the audience just can't handle moderately edgy shit anymore.
― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
― da croupier, Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:54 PM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
let us not split hairs and have this dumb argument, everyone knows what i meant. can we just keep laughing about the meter thing
― Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
i have GONE OFF about this before, but what really drives me nuts is that the basic scenario laid out in the prequels is really interesting! but they are still horrible. it's like someone made three really horrible movies out a great novel about a despot's rise to power. except there's no such novel. it's the weirdest thing.
xp yes wtf how can u introduce the idea of SLAVERY in the universe and then not address it ever again
― goole, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:55 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
and yet you see a transformer's balls in TF2 :(
not splitting hairs, slocki, the observation wasn't earnest
― da croupier, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
gotcha
― Cowardly G. Soundgarden (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
balls are funny lol : D
― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
nb I am usually less morally "offended" by ethnic-type aliens (though there's maybe a bit of that with Watto or JarJar) and more just aesthetically offended, like ... please actually make up a fucking alien from your head and not just animate some CGI Central Casting Stock Mildly Offense Ethnic Archetype shit
― nabisco, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
knowing what little i do know about producers via my limited interaction w/them, i can say that they're mostly total retards who get bored by difficult films like 'heat' and 'the departed'
― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
yeah i think that's why everyone hated them nabisco
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
so a couple of giant nuts swinging to and fro onscreen would naturally be the most hilarious thing imaginable to them xp
― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
adding a candy-ass scream to luke's climactic fall in Empire so that his suicidal rejection of darth becomes "OH SHIT, I SLIPPED!"
― da croupier, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
maybe he could work on the twin peaks reboot
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:56 (4 months ago) Permalink
I misread that as 'the twin peaks robot'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:56 (4 months ago) Permalink
that's one of the new CGI characters
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:59 (4 months ago) Permalink
Nah, I think he's at that point in his career now where, like Isaac Asimov or Stephen King, he has an urge to tie together his major brands.Can hardly wait for Indiana Jones & The Laser Sabre of Myanmar!
― Øystein, Saturday, 5 January 2013 11:26 (4 months ago) Permalink
Here's your Disney Star Wars merch...
― DavidM, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:19 (1 month ago) Permalink
There was already a fair amount of crossover merch before the sale, believe me.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:26 (1 month ago) Permalink
Yeah, I can't believe people are freaking out about this. There's been crossover merch since Star Tours started in 1987, and since Star Wars Weekends became an annual thing in 2003 it's really stepped up.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:32 (1 month ago) Permalink
bib fortuna bearbrick is pretty next level
― Look, Brian, about the afro wig... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:43 (1 month ago) Permalink
Amount of people freaking out over this vs. amount of people talking about people freaking out over this
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:12 (1 month ago) Permalink
This actually seems like a neat bit of kit that you could use for drinking games, etc
― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Monday, 1 April 2013 02:48 (1 month ago) Permalink
Also, the Star Wars Muppets connection has been around since the beginning
― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Monday, 1 April 2013 02:50 (1 month ago) Permalink
just glad JJ Abrams not doing Pigs in Space feature
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 April 2013 03:26 (1 month ago) Permalink
"Who's your tailor? I LOVE that outfit..."
― media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Monday, 1 April 2013 07:35 (1 month ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:39 (1 month ago) Permalink
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:40 (1 month ago) Permalink
did depalma really write the opening crawl. i didnt know that
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:53 (1 month ago) Permalink
yeah I googled that too, seems kinda crazy
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:56 (1 month ago) Permalink
Disney promises 1 new 'Star Wars' film every summer starting in 2015
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:56 (1 month ago) Permalink
until the end of time
― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 20:18 (1 month ago) Permalink
until they don't make moneyand then four years after that with a complete reboot
― H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 21:15 (1 month ago) Permalink
i am impressed that patton knows all the infinity gauntlet gems off the top of his head
he mispronounces coruscant the same way i do in my head.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 21:41 (1 month ago) Permalink
this is the nerdiest rant ive seen in a while
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 23:24 (1 month ago) Permalink
DePalma and all those guys were friends if Peter Biskind's book is anything to go off of
― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Thursday, 18 April 2013 00:49 (1 month ago) Permalink
Yeah he was the ladies' man of the bunch iirc
― mackleless (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 April 2013 01:20 (1 month ago) Permalink
You can tell by the way I scroll, shortyThat I'm a ladies' man, a business man
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 18 April 2013 01:28 (1 month ago) Permalink
still not available in my country
― Devendra Bumhat (sic), Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:29 (1 month ago) Permalink
lol Harrison Ford
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 18 April 2013 14:31 (1 month ago) Permalink
and then four years after that with a complete reboot
a star wars reboot stamping on a human face forever
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 April 2013 15:38 (1 month ago) Permalink
http://www.starwarsuncut.com/they just finished empire
― H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 April 2013 16:01 (1 month ago) Permalink
"Your sad devotion to that ancient religion ..... which ruled the galaxy like 20 years ago"
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 April 2013 18:01 (1 month ago) Permalink
they just finished empire
woot woot
― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:39 (3 weeks ago) Permalink