Artists You've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored because of their name

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It took me about 10 years to listen to Planningtorock

It sounds to me like a name some guys in the Local Authority Planning department would come up with for their after-work jammz

kinder, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link

there's a group called Seething Fuck Patties that released a song called "I Fucked a Sasquatch" who seem to be an internet joke who self-released an album or something but inexplicably, they are on EVERY Touchtunes machine across America.

so...them.

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:53 (two years ago) link

Porcupine Tree

I actually really dug this band name before realizing it was a pun

tbf the name was supposed to be dumb, iirc Wilson made up a bunch of fake "lost" psychedelic bands when he was a teenager and that was one of them

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:58 (two years ago) link

that's a pun? idgi

Always thought Pineapple Thief was a worse name.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

Pine Tree
Porcupine Tree
*laughter*

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link

lots of bad band names for sure but i'm not usually scared off by a name alone unless it's something like Reggae Rapids, which I spotted in an upcoming concert listing the other day. wtf that sounds like a racist disneyland ride.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link

Posts that aged like milk

Nipsey Hussle

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bruce spr!ngisH3r3 on broadway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link

Joke/pun names are pretty bad… I liked the name Camper Van Beethoven more when I originally thought it was some dada sh!t, than when I got the “joke.”

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link

yeah, I became increasingly disappointed as I grew up and realized how much of what I once thought was weird and zany nonsense turned out to be clever wordplay.

peace, man, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link

i hope no one cares about AIDS wolf these days

I still do. They were an awesome band, and are rad people btw. You might actually like them, if you weren't such a petty snob.

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link

Pine Tree
Porcupine Tree
*laughter*

Oh god, okay, so it actually was the blindingly obvious one that made me assume I was missing some other, presumably archaic and British, meaning. Got it.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

I still don't get it.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

I liked all the weird Witch House names, †‡†, GL▲SS †33†H, ///▲▲▲\\\, ▼▲▼vagina vangi, I have records by all of these, though they are difficult to catalogue.


Same, I’m a fan

brimstead, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:53 (two years ago) link

I think I have an aversion to anything that has a name that smacks of "elves and fairies in the forest" or new age/hippie stuff - Animal Collective made me think of hippie jam bands where the musicians have power animals.

― photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:27 PM (twelve years ago)

I still have this aversion tbh which is why I have never listened to Porcupine Tree. ... also band names that are whimsical children's books or might as well be.

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:54 (two years ago) link

I still don't get it.

It's not so much a pun as it is a portmanteau.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link

irr. app. (ext.)
.snd
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Jackie-O Motherfucker
Chet Faker
Megan Thee Stallion
Rain Like The Sound of Trains
the Steve Lacy that isn't actually Steve Lacy
that dog.
any name that's like "The [something] Theory" or "The [something] Incident"
Turnpike Troubadours
Tropical Fuck Storm
Father John Misty

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link

What's wrong with "Megan Thee Stallion"? (I think someone else mentioned her earlier.)

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:30 (two years ago) link

I don't think it's terrible, but the way some people emphasize "Thee" when it's said out loud sits uncomfortably close to the people that are really proud about attending THE Ohio State University.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link

Ha ha... guess I've never heard anyone do that (I just say "Megan," cuz I'm cool like that).

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link

What's wrong with "Megan Thee Stallion"? (I think someone else mentioned her earlier.)

I mentioned her, in jest

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:44 (two years ago) link

"Her grand stage name is pronounced Megan the Stallion, despite the regally spelled thee."

Left, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:10 (two years ago) link

how is the younger steve lacy somehow fake because he happens to have the same name as someone else

Left, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:13 (two years ago) link

What's wrong with "Megan Thee Stallion"? (I think someone else mentioned her earlier.)

― search term: buttrock (morrisp), Tuesday, June 22, 2021 4:30 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

big Billy Childish fan

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link

Oddly, Andrew Hill. No honorific title, funky nickname, or melodious or alliterative given name made it hard for me to keep him on the mental list of jazz artists to check out. Maybe even some subconscious connection with Windham Hill Records?


Fun fact: in early interviews, he claimed he was born in Port-au-Prince, and that his name was originally spelled “Hille.” He later said, “I was born in Chicago and had no interest in Haiti or patois, but that lie enabled me to get gigs on the college circuit, the Dave Brubeck thing, you know. People looked at jazz music as exotic and pretending you came from Haiti helped."

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:38 (two years ago) link

Port-au-Prince. The Man

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link

Port-au-Prince and the Revolution

Ludacristine McVie (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:46 (two years ago) link

I knew he faked being Haitian (and lied about his age too), but I'd never seen a quote from him on the subject.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:52 (two years ago) link

Did he ever admit to Haitian Remorse about the lies?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:55 (two years ago) link

lol

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 23:02 (two years ago) link

how is the younger steve lacy somehow fake because he happens to have the same name as someone else

― Left, Tuesday, June 22, 2021 6:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

it only bugs me because I'm a Steve Lacy The Elder fan. It would also bug me if there was a new artist who just happened to be named, like, Richard D James or something

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 23:23 (two years ago) link

I always thought Nirvana was a terrible name, given their approach, and given that there were a ton of bands in their greater scene that were far more mind-manifesting (Soundgarden, Sonic Youth, Loop)

Not sure what it has in common with those other band names, but I've always assumed Nirvana was self-deprecating sarcasm and appreciated it for that reason.

Rapeman, objectively, is not a good band name, but the blithely confrontational (and juvenile) nature of it is funny (at least to me). Ditto Fudge Tunnel and Butthole Surfers, I guess. Fudge Tunnel released two really good albums, but I never went around volunteering that I was a fan of them.

Just finished listening to the new King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, whose name I hate tremendously, but it's a really good album.

beard papa, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 23:28 (two years ago) link

Fudge Tunnel released two really good albums, but I never went around volunteering that I was a fan of them.

I almost bought one of their T-shirts when I saw them open for Sepultura in 1993; it had what I thought was a crazy homeless guy gurning at the camera on the front. I decided against it when the person I was with pointed out that it was actually a then-recent(ish) picture of Charles Manson.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 23:30 (two years ago) link

_how is the younger steve lacy somehow fake because he happens to have the same name as someone else

― Left, Tuesday, June 22, 2021 6:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink_

it only bugs me because I'm a Steve Lacy The Elder fan. It would also bug me if there was a new artist who just happened to be named, like, Richard D James or something


What if the new guy called himself Leve Stacy?

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 01:48 (two years ago) link

that would be worse, yes

Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 09:44 (two years ago) link

Leave Stacey

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 09:45 (two years ago) link

Leavve The Staceyy

enochroot, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 10:54 (two years ago) link

Are Hey Elbow are reverse Hey! Elastica

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 12:00 (two years ago) link

no hay banda

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 12:12 (two years ago) link

I thought Foster The People started with a verb, though, making it not fit in with the original dislike?

It's probably meant to have a double meaning, but the main guy's last name is also Foster.

Seconding Soccer Mommy and Japanese Breakfast, although I did cave and listen to one of the latter's songs and it's really not my thing, anyway.

I finally listened to Tropical Fuck Storm because of some recent poll on here and I think they're really good, but every time I listen to them, I get the urge to email my one friend who I know would love them, and then back off because I'm embarrassed.

cwkiii, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 12:15 (two years ago) link

mentioned it in another thread, but around the time Orgy put out Candyass, there was a band named Candyass who put out an album called Orgy, potentially a coincidence, potentially to dupe people, and I refused to listen to them cos of that

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 13:35 (two years ago) link

defendant claims: “I was duped into this candyass orgy”

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 13:38 (two years ago) link

There was an Aus indie band called "Papa vs Pretty" which is a pretty dumb name anyway, but everyone on the radio called them "Papa verse Pretty" and I hated their guts because of this.
I still don't know whether they themselves pronounced it that way, but if they did then fuck them.

This has been my post.

raven, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 13:45 (two years ago) link

Did he ever admit to Haitian Remorse about the lies?

― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, June 22, 2021 5:55 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Sometimes a joke flies over my head and then I get it the following day. A+

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 13:55 (two years ago) link

Soccer Mommy is a good call, purposely avoided her first album because of that name. But a local radio station played one off her recent album and I ended up liking that a whole lot.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 14:01 (two years ago) link

electronic producers with names like

Even Tuell
Juxta Position

because wordplay this lazy makes them sound... Bo Ring

davey, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link

but then you'd miss out on DVS1

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Wednesday, 23 June 2021 14:12 (two years ago) link

Jack O'Ryan is: Orion Jacks

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 14:20 (two years ago) link

Bo Ring? Swedish is he?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 14:28 (two years ago) link


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