http://i29.tinypic.com/2cqe0cy.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
um...
― dell, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow, that may be the ugliest rape victim ever.
― Eric H., Friday, 16 May 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
SO, ANYWAY, back to enlightening, reasoned discussion concerning the topic of this poll...
― dell, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Okay! Go ahead, right after this :-)
http://i31.tinypic.com/2a99x6d.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
(ok, I'm done, go right ahead with the enlighteninging)
http://i28.tinypic.com/10z63bn.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/1210554326125.gif
― carne asada, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.japan-photo.de/D-DANKON41.jpg
― Michael White, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2227/2497118278_137013d8fb.jpg?v=0
― Ed, Friday, 16 May 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long for people to start posting NSFW pictures.
― HI DERE, Friday, 16 May 2008 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
curtis should've linked to a rick roll
― J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
or a dick roll
― StanM, Friday, 16 May 2008 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
This is a big dick thread for big dick people.
― kenan, Friday, 16 May 2008 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.
― milo z, Friday, 16 May 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
That's why I've always been insistent on being humble about my own contribution to hip-hop scholarship. People think it's cute or just Asian of me to deflect praise sometimes. It's not an act. I recognize the fact that people sometimes place a burden on this book that I just don't want.
― kenan, Friday, 16 May 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
are you oliver wang?
― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 16 May 2008 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link
(KRS-One)
― kenan, Friday, 16 May 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
my penis boner is actually only about 1 1/2 inches long, but with tremendous girth -- almost 10 inches wide. i'm hung like a pie.
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 16 May 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf kind of pies do you eat????
― Granny Dainger, Friday, 16 May 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
any kind my grandma will make me.
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 16 May 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link
my dick is so big my calves collapsed from the weight of carrying it arund, andi am no w permanently confined to a Jazzy mobility scooter
― burt_stanton, Friday, 16 May 2008 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I bet my Rascal is bigger than your Jazzy.
― dell, Friday, 16 May 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link
:-(((
http://i32.tinypic.com/2568xup.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link
^ban
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Schvantz kaput.
― Eric H., Friday, 16 May 2008 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3361/mangagirl3jf.gif
― omar little, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link
god bless the internet.
― dell, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link
well seeing as we're already NSFW
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9b/Shitting_cumming_asian_dicknipples.jpg
― Slumpman, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link
THANK YOU FOR LINKING THAT PIC AND NOT POSTING IT DIRECTLY
srsly
― HI DERE, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:33 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, nobody ever look at that. i'm serious.
― kenan, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Minus the pic to go with, "shit cumming asian dicknipples" is a genius profanity.
― kenan, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah i considered posting it directly, but there's NSFW and then there's NFSFFW FFS... F!!
― Slumpman, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh Jesus. I really didn't need to see that. WTF is wrong with people????
― ENBB, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link
-- dell, Friday, May 16, 2008 11:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― dell, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Seriously.
The one that OL posted is almost worse to me. The three little dicks she sprouts are really disgusting for some reason. Blech.
― ENBB, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, like, I tend to be a lazy person at times. like, a super-lazy, criminally unambitious person. but, for god's sake, when i do motivate myself into action, it is not in the service of devoting myself to lovingly rendering, well, the likes of the above.
so, yeah, wtf is wrong w/people??
i've no answers to that.
― dell, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:45 (sixteen years ago) link
what i'm trying to say is that the misspent energy factor is mind-boggling.
Exactly.
― ENBB, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/smile.jpg
― jergïns, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link
she seems so happy
― Slumpman, Saturday, 17 May 2008 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Hohoho... I am proud to show everyone my lovestick which is as big as the baseball bat. Drill her like how our government drills for oil and drills for joy.
― am0n, Saturday, 17 May 2008 01:28 (sixteen years ago) link
My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large! My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
(Jingle Bel) Yes my dick, is longer than an Amtrak, train! Runnin, from here, to Maine! Nonstop - I rock rock and I shock My dick is so big, that you can call the cops You can call the National Guard, the Army and the Navy But yo yo yo baby, my dick is really big It's long, it's longer, it's longest, it's biggest It's me, I even beat beat up the Jolly Green Giant with it Cause his shit was smaller I was standin off the edge of a bridge and it was hangin in the water!! GOD DAMN MY DICK IS LARGE! It's large, it's large, my shit is fuckin large!
(Spin 4th) Ohhhhh my God, look at it comin, it's like a train Oh no, what am I gonna do, oh shit I gotta spread my legs for that big shit It's like a wet wood, goin up ya real good Oh my balls are big as a hill You know you wanna stand on top of em and chill like if you were some ??, but your ass is not My dick is so large at cha, you ride it like a stretcher So come on baby, get on top And Daddy Daddy, Daddy do what he's got to do Let me stick it up in ya Hard.. LARGE!
Because my dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large! My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
*babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* GOD DAMN IT'S LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* .. LARGE!
(Jingle Bel) My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large! My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
Now when you look up at the stars in the sky It's really, the dandruff from my nuts, so fuck it I got the rhymes and my rhymes are dope My rhymes are so dope that you couldn't even hope on my dick, my dick is like a telephone pole Pole but it's bigger than that DAMN! It's so big that you wouldn't believe if you saw it You had to read it twice You had to look at it three times and then watch it on TV It don't even rhyme, but some don't believe me My dick is so fuckin big, it's almost ridiculous What the man say? He's large, ackinickulous Even - God looked at me and said, "Son, I blessed you very well, and you can go to Hell" I pissed out the fires of Hell, so there you have it My dick is so large that NOBODY CAN GRAB IT!!!!!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large! (Yo how large is it?) My dick is so large.. they get the point man Damn, my dick is so large
*babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!!
(Damage) I look up into the night This is my left ball, the moon is on my right If I got a dick you know it's gonna grow all night Strifin and strifin like if you were a strike on top of an Ampex two inch tape I got the rhymes, and you know I can't complain about my fuckin dick, it's so large it's a light pole Or maybe like a microphone let it dangle dangle dangle down your leg, then it's gonna climb and climb into your dread, the dread go on top into your head Now open that mouth wide bitch Let me stick it in you so you know you're gonna twitch What's that big bulge, comin out the back of your fuckin neck, I think I'm goin for the crack Bend right over, let me do like Rover I'm gonna show ya, why they call me D'Ranged the Damage Cause my dick is so large, my dick is so large I can't even fuckin believe my dick gets so large My dick is so large, my dick is so large I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large
Fade the music out, fade the music out man Yo, fade the music out, fade the music out Yo.. yo hold up man, hold up My dick is so large.. the end is.. You have to.. give a moment of silence to that motherfucker
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 17 May 2008 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link
THAT URL DOESN'T LIE DOES IT?
― Jacob, Saturday, 17 May 2008 04:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f5/Vienna_sausage_tasty.JPG/800px-Vienna_sausage_tasty.JPG
Yeah!
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link
I love that she's a sportscaster
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link
ladies, don't be shy: 202-456-1414
-- Roberto Spiralli, Friday, May 16, 2008 1:46 PM (Friday, May 16, 2008 1:46 PM) Bookmark Link
omg
-- Surmounter, Friday, May 16, 2008 1:47 PM (Friday, May 16, 2008 1:47 PM) Bookmark Link
Surmounter doesn't immediately recognize the phone number
― gabbneb, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Slumpman, Saturday, May 17, 2008 1:03 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― Bimble, Monday, 19 May 2008 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link
http://encyclopediadramatica.com
that site is wtf overload. m.
― msp, Monday, 19 May 2008 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link
It features boobes.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 May 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link