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― Mr. Que, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
serious splashback
― HI DERE, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh my goodness it's a Fanny Hill audiobook from Gutenberg project. I am sure mad roffles and sample potential can be found.
― Abbott, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread sucks
― Mr. Que, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Remy, why u haet perfectly good ansewr "erotica shelved by genre, right next to bed"?
― Laurel, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
But what was yet more surprising, the owner of this natural curiosity, through the want of occasions in the strictness of his home-breeding, and the little time he had been in town not having afforded him one, was hitherto an absolute stranger, in practice at least, to the use of all that manhood he was so nobly stock’d with; and it now fell to my lot to stand his first trial of it, if I could resolve to run the risks of its disproportion to that tender part of me, which such an oversiz’d machine was very fit to lay in ruins.
OUCHIE
― Abbott, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
His thighs, finely fashioned, and with a florid glossy roundness, gradually tapering away to the knees, seem'd pillars worthy to support that beauteous frame; at the bottom of which I could not, without some remains of terror, some tender emotions too, fix my eyes on that terrible machine, which had, not long before, with such fury broke into, torn, and almost ruin'd those soft, tender parts of mine that had not yet done smarting with the effects of its rage; but behold it now! crest fall'n, reclining its half-capt vermilion head over one of his thighs, quiet, pliant, and to all appearance incapable of the mischiefs and cruelty it had committed.
THAT IS SOME WEANIS
― Abbott, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
just... wow.
best troll ever, right?
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
You would ask me, perhaps, whether all this time I enjoy'd any perception of pleasure? I assure you, little or none, till just towards the latter end, a faintish sense of it came on mechanically, from so long a struggle and frequent fret in that ever sensible part; but, in the first place, I had no taste for the person I was suffering the embraces of, on a pure mercenary account; and then, I was not entirely delighted with myself for the jade's part I was playing, whatever excuses I might have to plead for my being brought into it; but then this insensibility kept me so much the mistress of my mind and motions, that I could the better manage so close a counterfeit, through the whole scene of deception.
THE EXQUISITE EROTICA OF FAKING IT
― Abbott, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
So who's starting the thread on vulva splashback?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
sounds like something you'd ride at disneyland
― remy bean, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Mrs. Vulva's Wild Ride
― carne asada, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Nicholson Baker's Fermata!
Walking and wanking is something I can imagine doing. But running and wanking, no. I wonder why.
― JimD, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 03:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― ILX System, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "some serious vulva". (0.13 seconds)
And it's NOT this thread!
― Casuistry, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I WANT MY ILX BACK
― have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link