Words you can't have printed on the back of an NFL jersey

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The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooning all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

I finish doing anal sex on my girlfriend and performing a money shot on her buns, making it a glazed donut.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

although now that I think of it, Deion Sanders is kind of a synonym for dick. He sucks.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG I CAN GET A JERSEY THAT SAYS "DIRTY SANCHEZ"! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

haha "SIZE QUEEN - 69"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

my favorite is TITFUCK

― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

MASTABATER
MASTRABATOR

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN
GO ME
LOW LIFE
LOWLIFE

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

WTF is PURINA PRINCESS?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

RAE CARRUTH

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

HOBO?

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I can believe that there are people out there who would try to order jerseys bearing these various texts.

But whose job is it to compile all these offensive terms? What reference materials would be used? How do you get such a job? What does a typical workday at such a job look like?

Also, will they let you order "SWEATSHOP" (as compared to the Nike customization case a while back)?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

G-UNIT!

50 displeased, calls NFL "disloyal"

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

isn't there a CB for New England named Gay?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I think probably these are all words that have been asked for and denied.

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

ATHLETES FOOT?

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

"How about Porn King?"

"No."

"Okay, make it one word, Pornking."

"No."

"OKay, I'll go with Pud Boy."

"Sorry, no."

"Pudboy?"

"No."

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

i am clearly 13 yrs old, cos this had roffling fierce

― f--gg (gcannon), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

NEON DEON?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

TAINT SNIFFER = Good to go.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

LESBAIN
LESBAYN
LESBIAN
LESBIN
LESBO
LEZ
LEZ BE
LEZ BE FRIENDS
LEZBE
LEZBEFRIENDS
LEZBO
LEZZ
LEZZO

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

NEON DEON?

again, a deion sanders nickname.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

same thing with "COCK COWBOY" too

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

GO ME

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

HE HATE ME is taken but U HATE ME or I HATE MYSELF and THEY HATE US are not.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

man, tagliabue just won't let that XFL thing go.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Nice, "PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR" is a-ok!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

for vikings fans only.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

haha i forgot about "he hate me". i love that guy.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

there was a player for the Detroit Lions in the early 80s named William Gay. Defensive End, great player. Played opposite Al "Bubba" Baker. I would have to imagine if you ordered a Lions jersey with his number on it, they'd give it to you. Be interesting to try anyway.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

and then there's all the poor jersey-less randall gay fans out there.

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Nobody explained PURINA PRINCESS to me! I'm afraid to learn from google. I'm guessing the consequences of a search for "purina princess" are going to be somewhat disastrous.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't believe they covered "LEZBEFRIENDS."

ANAL ANNIE?! I am missing something here.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

good thing for ben rothlisberger: you can get "pfj!"

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

4 NICK 8

Oh man, I'm gonna DO IT.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

man, i really wanted "shitfucker" too

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Re: He Hate Me, two opposing players once labeled themselves 'I Hate He' and 'I Hate He Too'. And let's not forget the immortal 'To Da House'. I miss the XFL.

― Jeff Wright (JeffW1858), Thursday, 3 March 2005 05:01 (nineteen years ago) link

"SMAGMA" would've been my 1st choice, but "FU Q" will do just fine.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 3 March 2005 05:27 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't get the "420"

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 March 2005 11:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, Ken, put it this way - it's more complicated than 69.

― alix (alix), Thursday, 3 March 2005 13:14 (nineteen years ago) link

but way more straightforward than "F Toyota"

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 March 2005 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

hey, you can still have:

FELCH
FELCH JR
POOTIE TANG
BLUMPKINS 4 ALL

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

4:20 - time to get stoned

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(drug_culture)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

― --------, Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:32 (eighteen years ago) link

ILXors, rejoice! GAY is now A-OK!

Let's get those jersey orders in, people.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Now let's show some love for retired Bears TE Ryan WETNIGHT.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link

PACMAN JONES.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Saturday, 26 November 2005 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

ALONZO LESBIAN

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 26 November 2005 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

EBENEZER ECUBAN

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Saturday, 26 November 2005 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

ALEX VAN JUGGALO

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 26 November 2005 03:11 (eighteen years ago) link

OWENS

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 26 November 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

six years pass...

TIT BIT NIPPLY

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

LUCKYCAMELTOE

― J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

nine months pass...

if i could upload this list to my swype dictionary it would be a big help in my life.

― goole, Friday, 3 May 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

the best thread

― treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

also the first link on google which lists the actual words

― warm leveret (DJ Mencap), Friday, 31 May 2013 14:04 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

found the ones missing off the end

URINATE
URINE
UTERUS
VAGINA
VAGINAL
VD
VIBRATER
VIBRATOR
VIRGIN
VIRGIN BREAKER
VIRGINBREAKER
VULVA
WAYSTED
WEENIE
WET SPOT
WETSPOT
WHACKER
WHISKEY DICK
WHISKEYDICK
WHISKY DICK
WHISKYDICK
WHITE TRASH
WHITETRASH
WHORE
WHORE FUCKER
WHORE HOUSE
WHOREFUCKER
WHOREHOUSE
WIGGER
WILLIE WANKER
WILLIEWANKER
WUUTANG
XXX
YELLOW MAN
YELLOWMAN

― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 13 September 2014 13:44 (nine years ago) link

VIRGINBREAKER jesus christ

― how's life, Saturday, 13 September 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link

WAYSTED is out, but is WASTED ok?

― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 13 September 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

URINE would be like the best thing

― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 13 September 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

JUGGALETTE is permitted. fyi. ♀

― Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 13 September 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link

URINE LUCK, first round draft pick for the Dallas Cowboys

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 September 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

Kinda bummed there won't be a WHOREFUCKER

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 September 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

while u were making sure to include DEFECATE u missed one
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― flatizza (harbl), Monday, 15 September 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link

thanks mencap

― goole, Monday, 15 September 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link

Someone really wanted that WHISKEY DICK jersey, huh?

― JoeStork, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link

All those variations on '420', but no 'CANNABIS'?

― wackness unlimited (snoball), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link

Kinda bummed there won't be a WHOREFUCKER

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, September 13, 2014 5:01 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

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