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Is this an experimental review of The Terminal?

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:11 (8 years ago) Permalink

i just ate a brownie and bought a magazine (not neccessarilly in that order)

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

my spelling's gone to shit

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:45 (8 years ago) Permalink

I was disturbed to discover a juice bar in the airport on Friday called Love Juice.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

That's to get the mile-highers in the mood and lubricated.

penelope_111, Monday, 14 June 2004 11:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

I haven't heard the expression "love juice" since I was 16.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

How are the Cranky Itchers?

DB should have arrived in NYC by now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

i'm so bored.

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

Fuck shit up.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

Up! Fuck! Shit! In that order!

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

ok

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:00 (8 years ago) Permalink

i think i'm in big trouble now

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:00 (8 years ago) Permalink

Was it the shitting?

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:08 (8 years ago) Permalink

HOW WAS IT?

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

blame teh itch, slocki

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

it was rockin'!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:25 (8 years ago) Permalink

i had a layover in Dallas. they have the fucking coolest thing. the Aqua-Massager,. you lay in this waterproof sleeping bag type thing with all your clothes on in the middle of the airport and get pelted with hard streams of water while everyone can watch. very weird. had it been a little more private, i woulda thought it was kinda cool

JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:20 (8 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...
I'm currently in front of gate 210 in ONT waiting on JetBlue to take me to JFK.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:45 (8 years ago) Permalink

The ONT terminal is nice in a late-90s shopping mall sort of way, but the layout is horrible with one long linear line of gates so you have to walk miles. Additionally, there are no electrical power outlets near the seating, you have to sit on the floor in the middle of the walkway.

At least the wireless is free.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah, there's an ant problem here too.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

Hell yes, it's ant season. Mine's coming for a stay next week.

Have a good time in NYC, Elvis.

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:51 (8 years ago) Permalink

There's a LOT of ants here. If this was anything smaller than a giant airport terminal building we'd be re-enacting Phase IV here.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:01 (8 years ago) Permalink

What kind of ants and what's the nature of your trip?

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

Standard-sized house ants.

Going to NYC to see JBR, take more of my stuff out in advance of the October move, and to go see Devo & the Yeah Yeah Yeahs(as mentioned on this thread)

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:17 (8 years ago) Permalink

I also win because I was able to score an exit row seat at the last minute. Hooray for extra leg room!

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:18 (8 years ago) Permalink

Leg room is a big plus So's the Devo date. Exactly when are they playig?

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:26 (8 years ago) Permalink

Friday night in Central Park with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. There's an ILM thread about it.

Anyway, getting on the plane now

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:31 (8 years ago) Permalink

Happy landings!

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:33 (8 years ago) Permalink

Nick Apollo Forte (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 July 2004 09:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

Make that 100, and you'd be right.

(Wish I'd actually thought to look for this thread on Thursday, when I was actually in an airport.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 24 July 2004 15:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...
i'm in an airport.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:11 (8 years ago) Permalink

OTM!

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:13 (8 years ago) Permalink

i'm jet-lagged and smoking a camel, not in an airport.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 08:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...
i'm in an airport.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

hi!

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

i'm drinking a glass of white wine!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

i ate a "wrap." it was "pink."

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

this has been a really weird week!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

i'm holding it down though. soon i'll be in another airport, and i'll have like 4 hours to kill!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'll be in two airports next week. One in Canada! Calgary! I've never been to Canada before. I'll be there for all of an hour!

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

actually, three airports.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

what's your second airport?

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

there's another airport thread on ILE.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

toronto!!

what magazine(s) should i get? what's out now? is there a new vanity fair?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

i started this thread though!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

AND I'M GONNA END IT (ominous music)

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

I don't even know where Calgary is!

xp the new Vanity Fair is the one with Jennifer Anniston on it.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

i could get TIME CANADA with kanye west on the cover ("hip hop's class act")

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

oh that J-AN VF looks thick and JUICY!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

Hahaha awesome. His hair!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:20 (10 months ago) Permalink

Aw poor Rupert.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:21 (10 months ago) Permalink

i'm in an airport

carly rae (flopson), Sunday, 15 July 2012 22:39 (10 months ago) Permalink

carly rae (flopson), Sunday, 15 July 2012 22:40 (10 months ago) Permalink

I'm in an airport right now, and pretty fidgety, as usual. Human beings weren't made to be crammed into a pressurized cigar tube, lit, and hurtled through the freezing troposphere strapped to a burning fizzlestick. It just doesn't seem right or natural.

It doesn't help my fear of flying that I've chewed the fat with my nephew Marvin, an airline mechanic and conspiracy theorist. Marvin says that there's a lot goes on in aviation that just never gets reported, because if it did nobody would ever fly at all. For instance, did you know that only about one flight in three ever reaches its destination? The rest all crash. They keep it covered up, of course. It's not hard in this Facebook and Twitter world where people just care about kittens. The wreckage, when it's found, just gets recycled for spare parts.

Of course, if there were kittens on the missing flights there'd have to be an investigation, in this Facebook and Twitter world. That's why, if you try to send your kitty on a plane, there's a lot of paperwork to fill out, official "lolcats" pictures to be taken, and a mysterious delay at the airport. They call it "quarantine", but Marvin says it's because air traffic control is consulting animal entrails, bird movements on the runway, and gypsy fortune-tellers in order to determine which flights will actually reach their destinations. They don't want an investigation, you see. Then it would all come out.

Not that I want to say anything to worry any of you good people in airports. A lot of flights do eventually get through, with very few fatalities. And flying is still safer than driving into oncoming traffic up the wrong side of the New Jersey turnpike in a raging blizzard with heavy fog at 110mph. Statistically speaking.

That's what Marvin says, and I trust him. I have to; he's the man who sellotapes all the broken electrical wiring that runs through the fuel tanks.

Grampsy, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:36 (10 months ago) Permalink

Was at the airport last week to visit my long-distance friend/lover/relationshipTBD whilst travelling though Dulles on her way to Manchester-Boston airport (which has nothing to do with Boston which is 70 miles south but added its name recently to make it more popular). We were hoping for an extended layover that would allow us to spend the nite together; no such luck so we enjoyed two overpriced restaurant meals and parted ways.

Lee626, Monday, 16 July 2012 07:38 (10 months ago) Permalink

Flying to Quebec City in about 7 hours

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Monday, 16 July 2012 07:45 (10 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Munching on Swedish Fish in Dulles.

Sandy Denny Real Estate (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:54 (8 months ago) Permalink

Making a domestic -> international connection in Minneapolis in half an hour is madness, right? Booked a trip a couple of months ago and the flight schedules have now changed leaving us with 35 minutes (presume even if I make it, my bags won't...). I should be good to be rebooked, yes? There's no way that's a valid connection time.

ailsa, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:39 (8 months ago) Permalink

At least with pro football now on, they have all the screens set to that and not fuckin' CNN/HLN, and for that, I'm thankful.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Sunday, 9 September 2012 19:07 (8 months ago) Permalink

I'm going to the airport in less than 24 hours and I'm kind of terrified since today I already feel dead tired and sore and now have to get up at 5AM and schlep a frankly ungodly heavy volume of luggage through escalatorless/liftless tube stations and then pray my bags don't exceed the weight limit, and then move home from London ;_;

Ah well.

formerly EDB (ed.b), Sunday, 9 September 2012 19:14 (8 months ago) Permalink

EDB, your homeland awaits you with really nice weather!

ljubljana, Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:03 (8 months ago) Permalink

Well, I am leaving your homeland amidst an outright bizarre rash of excellent weather too!

formerly EDB (ed.b), Monday, 10 September 2012 00:34 (8 months ago) Permalink

Hello Athens airport it is 6am and I will be continuing to enjoy your pleasures for another two hours.

atari era stylings of (seandalai), Friday, 14 September 2012 02:48 (8 months ago) Permalink

I'm in the delta Sky Club in Atlanta

plusses: drinking free beer
minuses: there is an insufferable british twat braying at the bar causing me to work on my fake italian identity

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 21 September 2012 00:08 (8 months ago) Permalink

Now in Seoul drinking Cheongha and eatingn tasty pickled things

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 07:32 (7 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Two more hours in Ohare thanks to at least two delays.

Wouldn't be so bad if I was in the terminal with available power outlets

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:31 (5 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

i'm in el paso. later on i will be in phoenix and philadelphia and munich. i will NOT repeat NOT be in o'hare.

caek, Saturday, 15 December 2012 12:36 (5 months ago) Permalink

philadelphia

please visit our lovely sbarro

back in judy's tenuta (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 15 December 2012 14:16 (5 months ago) Permalink

I'm in Phoenix. I have like a 50m connection in Philadelphia. Might be posting back here for relevant things to do with 24h stuck there.

caek, Saturday, 15 December 2012 15:03 (5 months ago) Permalink

philly international was actually not that bad the last time I went, think they did some renos

乒乓, Saturday, 15 December 2012 15:05 (5 months ago) Permalink

yeah i haven't been since...god probably 2005? it was pretty bleak between 1999 and 2005, aka the years i flew the most ever.

back in judy's tenuta (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 15 December 2012 15:07 (5 months ago) Permalink

I have not found bad santa yet in phx

caek, Saturday, 15 December 2012 15:33 (5 months ago) Permalink

i'm in another airport

caek, Saturday, 15 December 2012 21:55 (5 months ago) Permalink

i will watch the skies for you

back in judy's tenuta (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 15 December 2012 22:26 (5 months ago) Permalink

hooray

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 December 2012 10:13 (4 months ago) Permalink

kinda feel like our civilization has matured to the point where it doesnt require such thorough warnings about the moving walkway coming to an end

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 December 2012 10:28 (4 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Newcastle, flying to Heathrow

Mark G, Sunday, 17 February 2013 20:17 (3 months ago) Permalink

dubai, pretty fancy but really they coudve made it fancier, embarrassed for u dubai

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 22:36 (2 months ago) Permalink

I mean transferred in Dallas a couple years ago and they had Richard sera pieces right in that shit, feel like that's the minimum standard Dubai should hold itself to

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 22:38 (2 months ago) Permalink

Making a domestic -> international connection in Minneapolis in half an hour is madness, right? Booked a trip a couple of months ago and the flight schedules have now changed leaving us with 35 minutes (presume even if I make it, my bags won't...). I should be good to be rebooked, yes? There's no way that's a valid connection time.

For reference, I was rebooked and then my revised flight was cancelled when I was at McCarran so they put me back on this half-hour connection route and I made it but my bags didn't. Moral of the story - insanely short connection times are totally doable. But not recommended.

ailsa, Monday, 4 March 2013 19:37 (2 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

These places are worse than death. At least I have benzos

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 29 March 2013 04:39 (1 month ago) Permalink

and us

markers, Friday, 29 March 2013 04:49 (1 month ago) Permalink

I made it on to the plane but no wifi on this leg I think so adieu fair markers

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 29 March 2013 04:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

pro'hare tips for when you have an 9hr layover but don't have the energy to leave the airport:

have swim trunks with you. you can get a day pass to the airport hilton fitness centre (between the terminals, no shuttle bus) for $15, and then spend 3 hrs swimming and in the deserted steam room and sauna. you could get your money's worth here with a 2h layover, even allowing for walking/security time.

you can get a united club pass on ebay for about $10, and then get v drunk for no extra charge except tips.

caek, Monday, 15 April 2013 00:55 (1 month ago) Permalink

I'm in O'Hare so much these days...good tips!

love the Frontera torta outpost...the loaded guacamole is seriously the best, like I look forward to being in O'Hare now

Euler, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

Where is that?

caek, Monday, 15 April 2013 11:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

I go to the one near K4 in Terminal 1 because I mostly fly American, maybe there's one near the united terminal too

Euler, Monday, 15 April 2013 12:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

i know the one in the united terminal! never eaten there. next time.

caek, Monday, 15 April 2013 13:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

Stuck in Kansas City. Have to somehow get to OKC tomorrow. Flight has now been delayed enough that even if I get to Dallas tonight, there's probably no way I'd be able to leave in time.

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 01:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

KCI is mellow but there's nowhere to eat & you're 20 miles from the city. sucks

Euler, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 01:48 (1 month ago) Permalink

Made it to Dallas, got stuck here. They gave me a cot.

http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/national/american-airlines-halts-flights-passengers-stuck-due-to-computer-outage

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 05:05 (1 month ago) Permalink


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