I also remember that that teacher would say Margerine, "mar-ga-reen". Prick.
― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:28 (three years ago) link
butter on like, crackers like saltines?? revolting
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link
Is there a worst teachers at your school thread? There should be. Do kids have to encounter very horrible teachers now? Incompetent ones, I'm sure, but are there still bastard teachers?
― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:33 (three years ago) link
i regularly work w bastards, so yeah
― class project pat (m bison), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:40 (three years ago) link
you guys ever tried goat butter, recommended, its not weird
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:03 (three years ago) link
in my family, the goat butter what the best butter in the house, served to the goats, in the hopes that they would grow stronger and provide better milk. we called it our virtuous cycle, but i hated that we had to eat the margarine
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:17 (three years ago) link
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, March 6, 2021 8:31 PM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Oh this is classic imho
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link
butter on stoned wheat thins bro
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:23 (three years ago) link
Hemp butter on regular wheat thins
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:38 (three years ago) link
yall are gross
― class project pat (m bison), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:43 (three years ago) link
No matter how broke my mom was when we were kids - and that was pretty damn broke - she would not allow margarine to cross the threshold.
― scampopo (suzy), Sunday, 7 March 2021 07:52 (three years ago) link
What’s with the recent handful of celebs wanting to get rid or their verified checkmark? Paul F. Tompkins is the latest I’ve seen, but it appears to be a mini-movement thing.
I've only vaguely seen a few PFT-related tweets about this, many clowning on him, but I'm inferring that he thinks the blue tick makes for a gross and artifical class system, and is simply choosing to opt out of that ecosystem that trumpets his opinion as important bcz of his name vs his thoughts
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Sunday, 7 March 2021 09:07 (three years ago) link
we used to have all these cookbooks published by a margarine company that were pretty good as long as you substituted oil or butter for margarine in every recipe. otherwise everything tasted of margarine.
― plax (ico), Sunday, 7 March 2021 10:10 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWwhX-8-MsE
― calzino, Sunday, 7 March 2021 14:08 (three years ago) link
good video
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 March 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link
got his ass pic.twitter.com/kIsUo2F13b— fred (@annunakiclient) March 9, 2021
― JoeStork, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:46 (three years ago) link
wow how is twitter going to handle ppl taking their shitposting and verbal abuse to the corporeal world
― class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:41 (three years ago) link
lines of ppl at the betsy ross museum bothering the poor old lady working at the gift shop if they can fuck the flag, etc
― class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:42 (three years ago) link
somebody run up on Dave Matthews and tell him everyone on ilm thinks he is bad and hated.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:20 (three years ago) link
joek would have worked better if he'd shouted "fuck off" per the balloons
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:15 (three years ago) link
one of my favorite things to see are photos from drones of people throwing things at the drone
***Attention Wayne Hills Residents***PORTSMOUTH OHIOPlease stop throwing beer bottles at the drones. They are property of Portsmouth Police Department and they run surveillance on the property for your protection. We repeat, STOP KNOCKING DOWN OUR ANTI-DRUG ACTIVITY DRONES! pic.twitter.com/QaCUl6mDeM— RWLatstetter (@latstetter) March 11, 2021
― map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:38 (three years ago) link
Definitely continue throwing things at drones plz, real American heroes
― Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:04 (three years ago) link
that's a way old viral pic
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link
Though I wouldn't be surprised if that dude's name was Wayne Hills.
― pplains, Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link
used to be every time there was some baffling series of words in all caps trending i would click through and it would just be a reaction to a k-pop star getting a haircut
nowadays it's the same thing but with minecraft youtubers
― ✖, Sunday, 14 March 2021 03:10 (three years ago) link
welp, i got dragged by hundreds of people spelling out
HAVEFUNSTAYINGPOOR
and they all reported back to the same cryptlord
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:27 (three years ago) link
am i doing twitter right yet?
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:28 (three years ago) link
lmao thats fn crazy
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 March 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link
it all started because i was teaching aphex twin a lesson about normalizing shitty things like - map, don't read this - NFTs.
since it involved cryptocurrency, my reply got the attention of this guy
https://i.imgur.com/OmlkM1p.png
who quote tweeted me and was like "gedda load of the gams on this guy, whadda fucking loser!"
within minutes the inverse mike gravel teens descended on me
https://i.imgur.com/BCtSnBh.png
when it was done, they tagged this guy to let him know:
cool guy! and a prolific liker:
https://i.imgur.com/HZU7PD4.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:38 (three years ago) link
whoops, the person cryptodork who got involved was
https://i.imgur.com/GBp2BEK.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:39 (three years ago) link
what a world
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 March 2021 00:46 (three years ago) link
dude
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:47 (three years ago) link
i'm having fun staying poor tbqfh
― map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:50 (three years ago) link
these are some of the weirdest ppl on the Web imo
― class project pat (m bison), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:53 (three years ago) link
Z, I have no idea what NFTs are and how this made you and Aphex Twin enemies.
I tried to look it up and my eyes glazed once I got to the part about how long it takes to boil a swimming pool.
― pplains, Monday, 15 March 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link
not sure if you can recover from this, karl. they got your ass
― flopson, Monday, 15 March 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link
what if u dont have fun being poor, thatll fuckin show em
― class project pat (m bison), Monday, 15 March 2021 01:46 (three years ago) link
i think you won that exchange
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 March 2021 01:52 (three years ago) link
i don't know, they declared victory immediately afterward with this, and i have to admit that i was impressed that someone actually photoshopped my real tweet in the crosshairs! these kids are good
https://i.imgur.com/SkW5ozS.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 02:19 (three years ago) link
Convert that into a NFT and sell it back to them
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 15 March 2021 02:42 (three years ago) link
They'd probably lose their shit and pay your rent, actually.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 15 March 2021 02:43 (three years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 March 2021 02:57 (three years ago) link
i'd encourage on of you to do it, but first, please, plant four trees up for it
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 02:59 (three years ago) link
I get the feeling that these people might have been selling Amway in the days before crypto.
― Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 15 March 2021 03:14 (three years ago) link
"So Karl, we were about to offer you this high paying job, however we ran a search and see that you were pwned by cryptodorks on Twitter. Have fun staying poor!"
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 15 March 2021 14:23 (three years ago) link
even though we ain't got moneyhave fun staying poor with me honey
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 15 March 2021 14:47 (three years ago) link
otm
gotta post this here for the high quality video content, aphex twin eat your fucking heart out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22guuzMsGuA
― map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 15 March 2021 15:12 (three years ago) link
Karl, why can't you understand the future?https://news.artnet.com/market/the-buyer-of-the-69-million-beeple-nft-metapurse-1951561
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:33 (three years ago) link
So what we want is to build a massive monument for this particular work of art which exists only in the virtual world. We have a wish list—a dream, so to speak, of some of the most prominent architects on the planet. We’d like to collaborate with them to design something that can exist only in this virtual space and then install this art in it and open it up to the world. The dream is to build the monument and, in two months’ time or so, share a link with you so that you—wherever you are in the world—at the click of a button, can experience the grandeur of this work.This is going to be a billion-dollar piece someday. This has the potential to be the work of art of this generation. We are very happy to be part of history and we’re still digesting the fact that we are part of history.
This is going to be a billion-dollar piece someday. This has the potential to be the work of art of this generation. We are very happy to be part of history and we’re still digesting the fact that we are part of history.
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:34 (three years ago) link
the funniest bit is all the beeple crap is banksy-meets-digitalblasphemy, down to the fanbase
― mh, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:50 (three years ago) link