make a post in the style of the poster above you

Oh, no, he didn't say anything about Wayne, okay
Lil' Wayne is MY boo, okay. He is svelte.
Weezy ain't never hurt nobody.
Hey y'all know! Big thangs come in small packages! Holla!
Now everythang was cool
Until 50 Cent came back into the picture.
THEY better NOT put their hands on Weezy.
Okay, 'cause first of all, they do not know that I am a 12 degree
PINK belt.
Okay, I will slice his ass up like a little piece of celery, okay?
'Cause, see, they don't KNOW me.
Delicious - Do they know me?
Okay, I thought so.
'Cause YOU know I know karate.
And I will see him, and I will Jet-Li his ass.

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Since television ran away from home .. it has been wandering .. searching .. trying to find it’s way back to Mayberry. These days, whatever I’m watching, I’m unfulfilled. I can close my eyes and smell the crayons in Miss Crump’s classroom. I can smell the bay rum in Floyd’s Barber Shop. When I open my eyes, I see mostly mayhem. And as Charlene Darling would say "that makes me cry." From our weekly visits to Mayberry, we learned tolerance for Otis Campbell’s weakness .. and for Aunt Bea’s pickles. We learned compassion from Opie’s misused slingshot and we were introduced to soft love at Myers Lake. The bumbling Goober’s among us learned that we still may be smarter than anybody when it comes to fixin’ cars. Barney Fife .. taking himself so very seriously .. was a mirror reflection of most of us. And Sheriff Andy Taylor understood. Mayberry .. where are you now when we need you so?!? Might television ever find its way back to Mayberry? Is the image of father and son, hand-in-hand, going fishing too trite, too provincial for contemporary plausibility? One might think so .. except .. that episodes remain evergreen in re-runs. After all these years .. the bullet in Barney’s pocket still evokes a smile. City folks .. intimidated .. or seduced by drifters. Buddy Ebson as a hobo was helped to discover his own conscience in Mayberry. Remember the impatient city visitor .. with no time to spare? But he ended up in the porch swing singing "Church in the Wildwood". Opie slept on the ironing board that night. Adventure sleeping, he called it. Today, we laugh at one another. In Mayberry, we cared about one another. That was confirmed even in the way the writers wrote around Floyd’s incapacity. An observation which this professional people watcher considers most impressive .. is that everybody to whom Mayberry was home .. might have been assumed by cynics to be play-actors. And yet, each in real life turned out real good! Aunt Bea remained in character until death did us part. Whatever it was about that small town brigadoon appears to have become an indelible influence on those who lived there .. and on us who visited. Television owes us .. and that accruing debt will be amortized, at least in part, if it keeps Mayberry alive against the day when behave yourself and love your neighbor .. comes back into style.

hey my roommate is totally having hilarious nonfictional anal sex on my actual couch, and its really happening for real

you all ride ron paul's dick

at least Ratatouille's more adult than Apatow/Rudd spawn.

but less vulgar than Ace in the Hole

The need for Ratatouille was preempted by Steamboat Willie.

You're OLD.

Born on June 10, 1960, as a matter of fact.

beeps

I was hell of bored the other day, so my fiance and I decided to make our own toboggans out of cardboard boxes.

Ah, Abbott, I remember you mentioned that toboggan idea in an email to me dated September 29th, 2006.

how about go fuck yourself

Don't get me started on cardboard toboggans, this is a touchy subject for me.

Especially as my copy of Toboggan 360 is waiting for me at home! Yay!

but how can I get a copy of this for wii? which they still don't have for sale anywhere : (

Yes, I call my pet wish the Happy Crab, even though he's not a crab, nor does he seem particularly happy. Nevertheless, Happy Crab he is.

What's happy?

I love whiskey/whisky/whatever, oh hell be nice to each other. Go Sens.

I would, but Tomas and I are going to the Fire game this weekend.

Maybe we'll make out. I do that with guys sometimes.

Here's a cute pic of my new boyfriend, growling like a puppy!

Verily, fair posters, this is becoming another lazy zing thread. Poppage.

This sport thing's really got me gotter-growsy mope oh my lachrymose glands but at least I love robins and other passeriformes, but not as much as corvids!

xp

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My father's name being J4gg3r, and my Christian name L0u1s, my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more explicit than "POPPAGE".

[lol @ everyone on this thread getting excited at LJ finally showing up]

I don't understand the personal attack on me there. I never said LJ wasn't going to show up.

I love LJ, he is a good man (in style of me).

AARRRGGGGG I HATE LIFE RIGHT NOW im going to drive into a pole when i pick up my FIANCE!

I JUST ATE A TIRE BUT IT TASTED GOOD BECAUSE OF THIS HOT SAUCE HERE IS A PICTURE OF IT.

OLD MIZZOURI FAIR MISSOURI

EMERGENCY EYEWASH STATION DOT JPG

(Abbott and NV, both of yours are awesome!)

i guess girls don't like my poems. *sigh*

(chaki wtf dude)

(that upset me)

(sorry! i was just posting the first thing that came to mind. you posted it yesterday! sorry seriously. sheesh.)

(i mean YOU posted it!)

(whisper whisper whisper)

(I know I did but I was like serious, I mean I'd prefer not to think about or focus on that)

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(ok sorry sheesh! maybe you shouldn't post things on the internet that you dont want to think about a day later though! :( )

(I'm not sorry but it's still pretty raw, I can dig and all and it will seem the funnies later, but you know)

(Christmas morning)

(ok lets proceed i am now elmo)

IM SKINNY NOW YAY

i rate primus songs i listened to today

Ban the fake Jordan.

Hi, i'm, um, some guy or girl!

what is jordan s famous for?

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Hey, I just bought these 238 7 inch singles yesterday, let me post pics of them!

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i'm easy.

wait, that wasn't a post, i meant me, i'm easy!