THOSE FUCKING ENGLAND FLAGS!

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exactly ken, and i only wish the best for the Bhoys. but come on the Dutch eh?!

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

a live horse is an evil horse

chris (chris), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

i should perhaps rephrase that considering i'm talking to ken. how was New York btw?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

a live horse is an evil horse

but still a tasty one right?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

it's not tasty till it's dead

chris (chris), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:24 (nineteen years ago) link

what kind of menko would try to eat it while it was still alive?

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

A hyena

Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link

The first footie thread I've ever been interested in reading. Because this is aspect of football that concerns me most. It is symbolic warfare. Of course it's going to lead to jingoism and then Nationalism. Organised symbolic conflict which is supposed to take the place of actual organised conflict becomes a justification and excuse for disorganised actual conflict.

Blaming sport for jingoism and nationalism is like blaming religion for war, there's the assumption that the jingoism would'nt find another outlet if football, cricket, rugby or whatever had never existed.

Kate, have you ever been to an international match? Did you see the English fans walking up and down the stands in the last World Cup carrying Japanese and Korean children on their shoulders? Have you watched the buildup to a big match and seen footage of both sets of fans mingling amicably in the streets and bars beforehand? Have you seen the hordes of fans getting colorfully dressed up and using the event as an excuse for a massive party? Chances are you haven't - you'd rather do pretty much anything else.

Of course there's been crowd trouble and hooliganism and riots in the past, unfortunately there will be in the future, but these events are in the minority, and its hardly the 1980s all over again. What you're doing is targeting this massive area and going "its ritualised warfare, its all divisive and evil and wrong" when sport can be as much a unifying factor as a divisive one. Look at the lineup in the average Premiership fixture and see how many people of how many nationalities are inspiriring such adoration from the fans.

What you're doing is like blaming the whole of 60s rock music for the violence at Altamont. I'm not saying you should have any interest in football, but you're letting your distaste for the subject colour your whole perception of something of which you are largely, if not entirely, ignorant.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Cannabis leads to heroin....niet comrade

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Most hoolies are cunts who latch onto the game as an excuse for a fight - if there was no football, they'd latch onto something else as an excuse for a fight.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Matt is OTFM

chris (chris), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

FLAG, n.
A colored rag borne above troops and hoisted on forts and ships. It appears to serve the same purpose as certain signs that one sees and vacant lots in London -- "Rubbish may be shot here."
Ambrose Bierce

Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

For gods sake, Matt, no I haven't been to a football match in person. But I've been in pubs where people are watching international matches. (I've made the mistake twice of being out during an England-Germany match) and what I've witnessed was just plain sickening.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

i will say tho that i did the attitude in the pub i was in to be somewhat ugly at times. i can't quite put my finger on it but let's say certain kinds of people wearing certain garments can be quite intimidating. but it was also exhilirating and intoxicating, as it is actually being there watching events unfold dramatically with a big bunch of people. and there was much laughter as well as anger and despair. all part of the package that is the football coin.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

if there was no football, they'd latch onto something else as an excuse for a fight.

The ice dancing hooligans are a fearsome bunch.

Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

i personally do not like to hurl abuse at the opposing players. i was quiet for most of the first half but after a few drinks loosened up and was shouting out more - "Come on!", "Go on Stevie!" etc. and actually pointing towards areas of the pitch where a player was free or an incident had occurred. the guy sat next to me was someone i vaguely knew, a Kosovan immigrant who was supporting England and being very optimistic and accurate with his observations in general (tho he did predict England would win 2-0...close but no cigar).

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Well yes Kate, I've seen some pretty ugly stuff in pubs showing the football but this is Britain, where a good proportion of the country has just gone and voted UKIP on a wave of xenophobia and, egged on by the press, would like to see every asylum seeker drummed out of the country. These are exactly the same people you saw in the pub and its never nice to see such ugly characteristics coming to the surface but it would be a mistake to claim its 'legitimised'.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I've also seen immense outbursts of joy and good-natured banter while watching football in pubs. Just two weeks ago we watched the England-Japan game in a pub where maybe 40% of the people watching the game were Japanese and there wasn't a hint of animosity.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I said "justification and excuse" if you would be so kind as to not put words in my mouth. It is both symptomatic and causal, the two phenomenons are closely linked.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, apologies for that, I misread your above post.

If you said "there's still far too much of this kind of behaviour in football and it should be stamped out - these attitudes, and the way in which the game deals with it, have to change" I would have agreed with you. Its still unfair to use it as a stick to beat the whole game with, especially as football has done as much, if not more, to counter racism than it has to foster it.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Certain types always trumpet orwell - international football is war without bombs, and smile in some smug satisfaction. Obviously, the response is 'AND THIS A BAD THING?. As matt says, the outlet is the football, not the cause.

There's something wrong with the English - I'll happily concede we're a bunch of cunts who can't handle drink and every foreign despatch since the Romans has said so. That's a root cause - there's a bellicosity in our culture that feeds off a generalised exceptionalism. Drink briongs it out most, when in truth, there's far more un-exceptioanlism out there. If anything demonstrates the Europeanisation of England, it's football.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:07 (nineteen years ago) link

On the news the other night, it showed some English fans in Portugal singing to some Swiss guys, "if it wasn't for the English you'd be Krauts."

Is it wrong that I burst out laughing? Or that the Swiss fans did too?

I don't know what's wrong or right anymore, me.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

"there's still far too much of this kind of behaviour in football and it should be stamped out - these attitudes, and the way in which the game deals with it, have to change"

Except I don't think these attitudes *can* be stamped out of football, because football *IS* symbolic conflict, it is absolutely irreprepreably tied together with us/them attitudes, tribal groupings, competition and all sorts of other things I am inherently suspicious of.

You can say "oh, let's work on making it *symbolic* hatred and *symbolic* violence" but you cannot take the inherent tribalism and competition and symbolism of violence out of football.

Hence I find it vile.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

You don't half write some nonsense!

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

So football is not competition, then? Oops, what was all that point-scoring and "GOAL!" and "I win" about then? It is symbolic warfare.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Tribalism does not necessarily entail symbolic violence, Kate. Don't make me hunt down all the times when you've displayed an "us/them" attitude on this board.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

So you've never played a game of anything, and enjoyed it, in your life, ever? If football is symbolic warfare, why not cricket, or golf, or dominoes, or tiddlywinks?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Kate, have you ever played in a battle of the bands contest?

I find bands vile, so much competition ;o)

chris (chris), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

If we accept that conflict is human nature (and I think we probably do) then the more symbolic the better thank you very much.

And surely the violence in Croydon was because in seeing England Play France someone must have come to the conclusion that there must be a this "other" place, France that he was previously unaware of - only knowing Croydon. This spiritual torment of not being aware of this France drove him and those infected with his mind-meme to self-destructive vilence (nice spelling - cheers).

Pete (Pete), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

The violence in Croydon caused hundreds of pounds worth of improvements.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Racist.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, no, I've never ever played in a Battle of the Bands competition because I find that turning music into a competition is vile. Funny that you should bring it up. I found the competative aspects of comparing chart placements and sales and all that bollocks completely tedious and one of the worst aspects of being in the music industry.

I dislike competative sport, fullstop. It doesn't matter if it's football or tiddlewinks or anything. Maybe that's cause I was raised by hippies, I don't know. That's a part of human and my own nature that I do my best to downplay and avoid, rather than celebrate.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

We just make music for ourselves. If anyone else likes it, it's a bonus.

Talking of music, I'm off to see Roger McGuinn tonight. Byrds, eh?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

that's hippie shit mikey.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I never said I didn't want the music I made to be popular or listened to by other people. I said I thought it was counter-productive to *compare* or compete whether my band or someone else's band was *more* "popular".

I think *all* competative sport is vile, not just football. Football is just the one that happens to interfere directly in my life the most often, and the violence associated therewith gets the most coverage.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

even cricket (zzzzzz)??

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

The only good thing about cricket is sitting in the sun drinking lemonade and shandy. Which I can do perfectly well on my own, without the need for there to be vile sport going on nearby. Posh boys in white jumpers should be fanning me and painting, not mucking about with wickets, anyway!

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't help thinking that if Kate was a teacher she'd be like my German teacher who said that he wasn't going to read out the ranking of the class in the end of year exams as he didn't believe in doing this (and was promptly scuppered when we went round asking each other what percentage we got and so found out anyway).

But the "finding out anyway" is U&K - if someone tries to stamp out competition, ppl always find a way to make things competitive anyway. Apparently it's...oh there's no such thing as human nature is there.....it's....instinctive?

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

>I think *all* competative sport is vile, not just football.

there's too much effort put into competing. we'd accomplish / produce more if we put the same effort into collaborating.

if competition is *human* nature then why is the majority of competitive sport so male dominated?

(it's athletics that pisses me off more than team sports - so much effort for nothing.)

koogs (koogs), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

there is no way someone who does not have any understanding or liking or interest for the aesthetic side of football can participate fairly in a debate about its merits or demerits. period.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

But then you just get loads of people who like football saying "yeah, it's great, isn't it". Surely it's worth finding out *why* it's so objectionable to some folk, if only to point out how wrong-headed they are being?

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, it's not a fair objection really if it begins from a point of negativity. Maybe if someone neutral approached it, who had no knowledge of football, that'd be different.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

As opposed to yer typical football fan's unbiased viewpoint, you mean?

(just being devil's advocate Ronan, you understand. I'm on your side really as far as this thread goes at least)

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

yep maybe a totally impartial person would be best then!

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Kate's position is kinda right and coherent and completely hateful all at the same time.

Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

if competition is *human* nature then why is the majority of competitive sport so male dominated?

more men play sport than women as purely statistical thing? but, to generalise hideously in the name of humour, have you seen women at a Primark sale? fierce competition.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

the other thing about competetive sport is that it permits the use of both the mind and body in ways it seems they were designed for - processing spontaneous/unpredictable events rapidly, athletic motion and exercise in general WITH a specified objective. i wish i were an athlete often.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

have mused in the past myself tho on the seeming reluctance of women to compete/war as much as men (yes the generalisation continues this week all week on Fox Sports Woild, for argument's sake), oh no cliched primal instincts theorising oh no

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I like the idea of non-competitive football, each team helping the other to score fancy goals. "Oh no, we've scored 56 to your 51 - please, it's your turn, I insist, old bean".

Having said that, I think people are being a bit disingenuous about Kate's objections. There's a level of aggression and testosterone watching football in stadiums and pubs that I can perfectly well see is intimidating and would not be tolerated by most in other circumstances. Now I can't stop think of Chris shouting "You dirty French cunt" at the television.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I think it's only reflective of wider society, and surely there are far more negative outlets for it than watching football.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link


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