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I said what had to say: smoking is a turn off. thank you and good bye.

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

snap! i will never get the fucking again!!!

kephm, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 17:00 (twenty years ago) link

five years pass...

It's really not that bad -- he only smokes when he's drinking

you can either be v v important or smash teenagers (nabisco), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

i want to quit. i'm ready to quit.

the table is the table, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Unless you're smoking a cigarette as you read, you've quit! You're not smoking, therefore you are no longer a smoker. All you have to do is not buy any cigarettes and not smoke any cigarettes.

I have faith in you.

Veteran of the Psychic Wars (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Run your current cigarettes under water, throw them away, and say, "Fudge off, you fucks."

Veteran of the Psychic Wars (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link

baptize those fuckin' smokes

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link

just smoke them

conrad, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link

w/ your mouth

conrad, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

So I've been curious about these "fire-safe" cigarettes which are going to replace the normal ones in 2011. Do they really taste any different?

groovemaaan, Sunday, 31 January 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

GODDAMN I miss smoking. Yeah, it was a filthy habit, and I was lucky to be able to quit without angst, and it was a part of clubs where these days I can't smoke, but....

Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Unless I drink, I can only smoke two a day: one before work and one in the early evening, after dinner and wine. Boy, I love those two fags.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

this weekend I'd friends in town so to hell with that schedule alas.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Smoking and drinking, such a lovely concept....

Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i smoke 3 packs a day, love it

buzza, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Are you still able to smoke inside where you are?

Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

rip buzza

(ㅅ) (am0n), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Cigarettes are great. If they didn't make my body feel like shit, I'd spend every day smoking in a plastic bubble suit, happily secure from the clumsy masses in my world of smoke.

Spectrum, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I poop too much.

― Labia, Tuesday, November 18, 2003 11:17 AM (7 years ago)

(ㅅ) (am0n), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link

* MotherWhimsey

So I had to poop this afternoon and sat down and when I started to push I felt a lot of pressure in my labia and vagina. So I touched and they were totally swollen and hard. Is that normal? Is that okay or does it mean anything. It just kind of freaked me out cause it made it feel a lot like labor pushing to poop (minus the contractions and all that). But it resolved right after I was finished. Thanks, and sorry for the waaaaaaay TMI.

buzza, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link

(ㅅ)

(ㅅ) (am0n), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i fucking hate that people smoke

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

cities should buy out of business storefronts and turn them into smoking lounges and ban smoking outdoors imo, shit is poisoning the air

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

smoking cigarettes may be the least sensible thing that you can do as a human being

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

one thing people always forget to mention about spring is that it means that smoke is fucking EVERYWHERE

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

i just spent 30 mins walking downtown and i feel like i switched lungs with don draper

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

otm

iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

jordan ur really getting upset

surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

people who smoke should have to pay the rest of us money every time anyone around them has to deal with it

iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

whoa

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

you guys seem tense

here, have a cigarette: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Mini_E-Cigarette_%28ecis%29.jpg

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

i imagine jordan being the type who feigns a "cough cough" whenever a smoker passes by

as i blow it into his face

kelpolaris, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

j0rdan, do you drive?

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

that's an electronic cigarette!

surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

my solution also goes for people who drive

iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

no i don't drive

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

i'm surprised tbh seems like u wd one of those people who carries a lighter for your friends that smoke

surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

kinda blew my mind when i was in nashville last wk that they still allow smoking in bars

johnny crunch, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

god i love nashville smokers

surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

I reeeeeeeally do not understand electronic cigarettes

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

i still smoke but i also hate myself

art dealin' thru the west coast (tpp), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

I have smoked around sarge at least a dozen times and never got a stank look

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

I carry a lighter to try and light smokers shirts on fire when their back is turned

iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

i don't hate people that smoke, i'll smoke a cig when i'm drinking with alfred

it's more the cumulative effect of someone standing outside of every door in every building in a downtown that makes me fucking crazy

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

really? I thought you used it to set SUVs on fire by lighting their fumes.

xpost

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

there are lots of useful things to do w/ lighters really, just not smoking

iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

ugh i got a electronic cig and tbh the taste is fine but they are SO HEAVY, there is like no way to look graceful

surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

i imagine jordan being the type who feigns a "cough cough" whenever a smoker passes by

not everybody is feigning

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

basically my thought is that if I was still smoking, I wouldn't need for my cigarettes to have a USB port

then again, my favorite brand when I smoked was Lucky Strike so me being suspicious of high tech smoking technology is pretty in-character

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link


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