Is there a song which cannot be made funnier by dropping the word "Trousers" in there somewhere...

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Ain't no trousers high enough...ain't no trousers low enough...ain't no trousers wide enough...to keep me from gettin' to you, babe.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 28 June 2004 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Smells Like Teen Trousers

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 28 June 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

"If you're having trousers problems I feel bad for you son..."

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The Du:

Celebrated Trousers
Broken Home, Broken Trousers
59 Times the Trousers
Trousers I Make
Terms of Psychic Trousers
Hate Paper Trousers
Trousers Somehow
Hardly Getting Over Trousers
Dead Set on Trousers
No Trousers Have I Made
All This I've Done for Trousers
These Important Trousers
Charity, Chastity, Prudence & Trousers
Standing in the Trousers
Ice Cold Trousers
Trousers in the Air
Trousers Control
From the Trousers
Trousers Drunk
Flip Your Trousers
New Trousers Rising
Trousers, You've Got to Fall

― wombatX (wombatX), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

You forgot "Books About Trousers" and "Don't Wanna Know If You Are Trousers"

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 08:35 (nineteen years ago) link

"Promises me I'm as safe as houses,
as long I remember who's wearing the trousers."

Wait, maybe I misunderstood the question.

Here's one I heard on the way to work this morning:

The Animals - House of the Rising Trousers.

― boldbury (boldbury), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Kraftwerk:

Trouser Counter
The Trousers of Energy
Hall of Trousers
Showroom Trousers
Metal On Trousers
Endless Trousers
We Are the Trousers
Neon Trousers
The Trouser-Machine
Boing Boom Trousers
Trousers Non-Stop
T(r)ou(se)r de France

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Fahrn Fahrn Fahrn auf den Trouser Barn

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Belle and Sebastian:

Your Trouser's Blown
If You Find Yourself Caught In Trousers
Judy and the Dream of Trousers
Step Into My Trousers, Baby
A Century of Trousers
Could Have Been Brilliant Trousers
Stay Loose, Trousers
The Boy With the Arab Trousers
The Trousers I Am In

Oh, why not...Radiohead:

I Might Be Trousers
2+2=Trousers
Sail to the Trousers *or* Trousers to the Moon (I can't decide)
(Nice Trousers)
etc.

― Simon H., Tuesday, 26 October 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

"Promises me I'm a safe as houses, as long as I remember who's wearing the trousers..."

Oh wait, that WAS the lyric!

― Ian Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

"What have they done to the Trousers?" (The Searchers)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link

donald where's your trousers

― see ar (see ar), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Journey!

"So now I cooome to yooou with open trousers - nothing to hide, believe what I say. So here I am with open trousers - hoping you'll see what your love means to me. Open trousers."

― BrianB (BrianB), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Honorable Mention
Three Corduroys and the Truth - U2

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 13:54 (nineteen years ago) link

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