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besides, the truly accurate and hi-larious jess impersonation came from jeff on that "ilx impersonations" thread.

and some TROLL on ilm seems to think i'm schizophrenic anyway.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i don't know what he's talking about.

jessica, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i refuse to dignify that with a response you drunks.

No you dignified it with two HA HA HA HA oh my sides can i go home yet.

Tom, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Woah - I feel tragic enough spending so much time on the internet with just ONE persona. Why do people BOTHER???????

Archel, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

john d sounds more like flipping doomie than anything else. "ooh i upset the board how very clever and superior i am!" RIDICULOUS.

katie, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i know somewhere else you can go.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tom if you won't tell us the pseudonyms used by The Troll Bloke, will you at least list some threads where "he" was active so the ILX massive can rush around with torches and pitchforks?

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

down town?

jel --, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Eminem thread the Morrissey thread and the Dutch elections thread are the main ones.

Tom, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's ned!

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

* may not be true.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Definitely not me. I'm just here. :-)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

actually you were the only person i remembered who contributed to all three. except for dave q - i think - and that's sort of a gray area.

i'm too intellectually lazy to post on any of the "intelligent" threads anyway.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I told you before it was Nicole but no one took me seriously. That woman is an attention starved menace.

N., Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ms. Kidman already has more than enough attention from you, N.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Definitely not me. I'm just here. :-)

Ned, a troll? That explains a lot;>

But seriously, Tom, I can't always post a lot either. And when I do, I occasionally enjoy goofing around (see above comment). But, from what I've seen, ILM/E thrives on the strange questions....as well as the serious ones.

I try to only post when I've got summat to say about a particular subject, but it's not easy to resist the pull when you are "surrounded" by talkers. In fact, that's what makes it fun.

Why not think of it this way: we outnumber the "trolls" 100 to 1.

Nichole Graham, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

eleven years pass...

11 years pass...

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sleepingbag, Monday, 3 June 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

idk where else to put this but lol

http://www.fox.com.au/scoopla/trending-now/blog/2014/6/amazing-rainbow-tie-dye-number-surprise-cake/

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

hahahahaha

macklin' rosie (crüt), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link

let us marvel at the speed with which comments on a child's birthday cake devolve into total political ragefest shitstorm

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link

That was delightful

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link

what's a troll?
― nathalie, Wednesday, May 15, 2002 5:00 PM (12 years ago)

Classic post

Aimless, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link

I love the internet.

Dreamland, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link

Obvious Poster I am A professional Baker • 10 hours ago

Uh, I'm pretty sure you can freeze ice cream.

LOL

polyamanita (sleeve), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link

http://onlygags.com/wp-content/uploads/How-to-troll.jpg

mirostones, Thursday, 19 June 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

adrian chen on anonymous and its mainstream water carriers

http://www.thenation.com/article/190369/truth-about-anonymouss-activism

great stuff; chen has been on fire lately

goole, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link

it's mostly a very harsh review of Gabriella Coleman, who i've heard on the radio at least once explaining the Anons. She also chimes in in the comments, looks like, on something pretty minor.

goole, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

I thought the thread bump might be for this interview, which belongs in the canon of troll studies:

http://canadalandshow.com/podcast/interview-my-harshest-critic

forbodingly titled It's True! It's True! (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

Coleman is also heavily featured in the terrible hagiographical documentary We Are Legion.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

Tony Ortega doesn't think Chen gets the sci-ti stuff right:

http://tonyortega.org/2014/11/18/what-adrian-chen-got-wrong-about-anonymous-and-scientology/

goole, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link

that is fair enough

how did I not know someone was arrested for a hate crime for covering himself in vaseline and pubic hair? what a world

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

two stories about the exposure of trolls:

more adrian chen!

http://www.technologyreview.com/photoessay/533426/the-troll-hunters/

a group of volunteer researchers called Researchgruppen, or Research Group,has pioneered a form of activist journalism based on following the crumbs of data anonymous Internet trolls leave behind and unmasking them. In its largest troll hunt, Research Group scraped the comments section of the right-wing online publication Avpixlat and obtained a huge database of its comments and user information. Starting with this data, members meticulously identified many of Avpixlat’s most prolific commenters and then turned the names over to Expressen, one of Sweden’s two major tabloids. In December 2013, Expressen revealed in a series of front-page stories that dozens of prominent Swedes had posted racist, sexist, and otherwise hateful comments under pseudonyms on Avpixlat, including a number of politicians and officials from the ascendant far-right Sweden Democrats.

(meta commentary here: http://www.technologyreview.com/fromtheeditor/533561/the-cost-of-trolling/ )

...aaaand reddit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2cpgy4/update_i_32f_just_discovered_my_husband_34_of_six/

I confronted him about the issue very tamely, over breakfast. I asked him, flat out, if he was harassing and bullying people online. He said yes, and immediately withdrew. After telling him that I needed to know why -- really why, not just "I don't know", he said he needed time to think about it.

When he finally gave me his answer, I was disappointed. He said he trolled/bullied people because it was an outlet for him to relieve stress. He said he didn't view the people as real, or what he was doing as anything other than a joke, and if it hurt feelings, "those people have bigger problems and it's not my fault."

I told him that it wasn't an acceptable behavior of an adult, and that he needed to stop it and find another way to express his frustrations that didn't involve hurting strangers. He said he would think about it.

Unfortunately, he's still doing it.

goole, Monday, 22 December 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/545/transcript

goole, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

The irony of Ira Glass narrating the segment about vocal fry was almost too much to bear.

ledge, Friday, 30 January 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

well, at least they point it out

Nhex, Saturday, 31 January 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

i guess 4chan, other racists and "redpill" types, have begun to fixate on a nickelodeon show called "bella and bulldogs"

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23cancelbella&src=typd

goole, Monday, 6 July 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

far-right dudes are p well obsessed with cuckoldry in general at the moment

(i first heard about this on Uhh Yeah Dude a couple weeks ago)

goole, Monday, 6 July 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link

googled this to understand what the heck it was, instantly found a super racist site complaining about this, like "jew york times" territory

Nhex, Monday, 6 July 2015 16:47 (eight years ago) link

yeah, sorry, should have put some kind of general warning

the nickel version is that there's a nick show featuring a white girl and a black boy as main characters. some enterprising trolls have found that the producer had done some work in cheesecake media. you'll never guess what happens next.

goole, Monday, 6 July 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rxMMkPJ.jpg

lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 July 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link

Creators of media for kids have been filling it full references to their weird fetishes forever- cf the entire history of comic books

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 6 July 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link

i would not suggest taking this seriously

goole, Monday, 6 July 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

It seems very odd that, in order to be concerned about this, one must believe that all those details, which are so subtle, attenuated, and submerged into the background of the show that they require a lengthy exposition with explanations and enlargements for adults even to see their existence, are simultaneously so powerful and irresistible that children must certainly be corrupted by them.

Exactly what is it we are supposed to think will happen to the kids watching this show? That they'll all grow up to be 'cuckold fetishists'? Seriously?

Aimless, Monday, 6 July 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link

heh, i was thinking that's gotta be Rocko's Modern Life, and of course it is

i would love it if Nickelodeon gave an official "are you fucking kidding me?" response but what are the chances

Nhex, Monday, 6 July 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

cuckolding! there's a shakespearean reference i didn't think i'd see memed this year!

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 July 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link

Given what is being said about 'cuckold fetishism' in that graphic, the word is being used all wrong. By rights, a cuckold fetish ought to involve antlers, not bulls, and hasn't the slightest connection to big black men schtupping pretty white women. Especially when they are unmarried.

Aimless, Monday, 6 July 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link


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