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Okay, well, I then poured the peroxide all over my naked chest. And it was like being born again. And then I put on a tutu!!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

We want to fuck you too, sug.

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee, the only reason to put on a tutu is to take it off again. Sex is too serious to be done in a tutu.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Taking sex too seriously makes it awkward when you giggle when something tickles. I am all about roffle/teh fuck crossover.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Me too - laughing is part of what makes teh sexXxing fun.

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/books/images/b-grv-1120.jpg

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/books/images/b-grn-1009.jpg

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/books/images/b-cls-1053.jpg

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/books/images/b-dtp-1094.jpg

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/books/images/b-grv-1128.jpg

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/books/images/b-cls-1078.jpg

Life's too damn short.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd rather have a bit of pain than a bit of a laugh.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Today, anyway. But I'm feeling very serious.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, luckily there's room for both.

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Have I mentioned that I need to get laid?

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

You are, aren't you!

You are SERIOUSLY horny!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

wanking at work - is it good/bad/right/easy/nice/etc?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Hangovers make me horny, or, what I suspect is happening, is that hangovers reduce all my *other* drives, leaving horniness the only thing I actually feel at all.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm horny to the point of being not-horny.

― (Rock U Like A Hurricane) Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll let you know when I'm not horny.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

like markelby i get really horny when hungover. thats usually when i do my best fuckin.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, I know what you mean. When I'm hungover, I can go twice in a row with no break, and other amazing stunts usually associated with 18-yr-olds.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i get all porno star when im hungover. maybe put a hand on my ass while im pumpin or throw a leg up on the coffee table or something.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Are women like this, too? Because when I'm hungover, sexing would most likely make me puke.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

gwwwrrraaaa fuck this shit. grad school is bullshit. i spend 8-10 hours a day in the company of 6,000 18-20yr old girls. the mental effort at taxonomy alone is enough to wear me out.

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

g-ff, I'm right with you. I like to think of them as grains of fuckable sand.

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I constantly amaze(exasperate) my gf with major horniness when I'm tired, hungover, or sick. I think Markelby is on to something up there.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

grains of fuckable sand?

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

How endearing.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm nineteen and I masturbate seven times a day

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

brb

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I would, but then I'd just be left with sleepy. this is much more fun.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0802132189.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I love to tease myself. So voluptuous! So infinitely squeezable!

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

It's both sexy, *and* makes me want a nap.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/backtoschool/lame-itunes.gif

I AM HORNY FOR GIRLS WITH ITUNES

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Quick, someone call Jennie up in 312.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:04 (nineteen years ago) link

...and tell her she has shitty tastes.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

all the people who post room numbers on itunes = friendster slutz

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree with the sleep deprivation hypothesis.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

friendster slutz

Unless that's her area code. I'm up in 312, as well.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

But then she wouldn't be on Jon's network.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

MAYBE I AM VPNED IN

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"Dear Mrs Thatcher, pardon the language, but I've got the fucking horn"

http://www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/ad_nauseam_13.htm

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

there are surprisingly few typos in this thread, considering you are all posting with just your right hands

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Tantra, baby.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Nah, I'm posting with just the left hand. I only use the left hand for wanking when I want to spice things up a bit. Meaning, of course, that I'm INCREDIBLY bored.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 30 September 2004 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm ambisextrous.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

(actually I'm not, but I thought it was a good word. Right-handed left-handers reprazent!)

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

It's getting worse. I have been visited by the Ghosts Of Crushes Past twice in one week.

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 07:44 (nineteen years ago) link

this shd be the thread where jon impinges on the privacy rights of the people in his dorm and post screen-grabs of their itunes library.

― cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 1 October 2004 07:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Taking sides: Room numbers vs. Phone numbers

(My head is so messed up, why am I so neurotic? argh!)

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 08:01 (nineteen years ago) link

i think you need some hobbies, kate.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

p.s. masturbation /= hobby

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I have several hobbies! I just can't engage in any of them while I'm at work. Or masturbate, either, for that matter.

It's just a bit weird to be exchanging phone numbers with a former crush who's all, like, famous now. I really can't get my head around it.

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

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