mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

cd loaded finally. i think comp was confused bc it was mp3 and avis on it

I wish I could remember what I called that tape; I know it was something snarky. I kept listening to it, though!

omg the PINK thing. About two seconds after Julia was born we started receiving pink stuff. It is crazy! I did entire pink loads of laundry after that. I have no idea what it is with people. Even A. started buying pink stuff. BUT J will also play baseball, soccer... both my kids LIKE gym class even. (that is a huge mystery to me and makes me suspect they are aliens or something). Anyway, yes - play baseball with them. I will enjoy a nap!

my mom crocheted us all blankets before we were born. older sister's was pink, mine was blue (hah! sorry mom), and by my little sister, she just went with yellow.

i always had a blue room, though, until like 5th grade when my mother painted it lilac. my little sister demanded her room be painted pink at an early age though.

I wanted a pink room for about five minutes when I was in 8th grade, but that was when we moved into the house I lived in from then until I got married. I feel sure John and Dan can both affirm that it was alarmingly pink. BUT there were no flowers on the wallpaper at least.

BRAINWASHING TAPE

That's what I called the self-hypnosis tape. God I feel better now.

haha nice.

I knew it would come back to me eventually. Because of the BRAINWASHING

so what do we think, good bedtime listening?

would you let this dude hypno u y/n
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Pm_portrait.jpg

I think I'd have to at least meet him first, but who knows. I've been known to do stranger things.

I am a bit concerned about the double breasted jacket on him.

I have got to go to sleep now or tomorrow I will be a worse train wreck than usual, but I want to hear if you try this hypnosis or not and what the results are!

Good night all!!! <3 <3 <3

britishesness: helpful or harmful to his case?

i think he needs his pinstripes closer together.

i should go to sleep too bc wtf i have to go to work tomorrow!?
i have nothing to wear :(

that man looks too much like paul schaffer and not enough like stanley tucci, so NO

Morning, Americans!

lxy, i have met and conversed with stanley tucci

several times, even!

EUPHEMISM OF THE DAY

Attention attention -- someone make sure Tombot got my phone/text from last night. Otherwise when I arrive in DC tonight I might be all 'uh?' Well I would be anyway. Thanks etc!

lolz, Ned is sleeping in Reagan Airport tonite

And this is different from every other night how again...?

Ned is sleeping in Reagan Airport tonite

EUPHEMISM OF THE DAY

i can not drink the coffee fast enough because it is too hot :( :(

I hope you did not burn your mouth, tza!

guys how horrifying is the cat with no face? I haven't seen it yet and am trying to figure out if it needs to be in the "will never see it" category

lol "category"

I would avoid, it is not very nice.

It's hard to achieve a balance between "aw, lucky kitty can lead a normal life" and "OH MY FUCKING CHRIST I CAN SEE SATAN"

yup not want to see

hahahaha ok

man I am tempted to look

read this instead

http://cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/4680/2008062356046_IMG_35542.JPG_w450.jpg

OBAMA'S VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ANNOUNCED. News at 11.

I WANT A PUPPY

get thee to a humane society

my self imposed no-dog-until-next-spring rule is starting to be a difficult tenet to maintain

that is a stupid rule.

you're bound to get hungry before then

trying to make new house not broek first so i can spend all waking hours with new doggie(s)

xpost quiet you stringy canadian bitch

mon dieu

That is a VERY CUTE puppy, jessie, and I would totally vote for it.

it would make a lovely poutine

celine is a different kind of dog lover.

tempted to repost the puppysicles

now is a good time to note I have no idea who anyone on ILX is anymore.

also I'm really bummed I can't find a youtube clip of "Roll Back the Rock To the Dawn of Time" from We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story.

now is a good time to note I have no idea who anyone on ILX is anymore.

moi aussi

C'est tres bizarre, n'est-ce pas?

yeah the title of that thread has me a little a freaked - deformed animals make me too too sad.

oh man, i want a dog so bad! i will miss my housemate's dog so much - yesterday she was acting like such a spazz and i thought 'i will miss you spazzy bella'.

your housemate's dog was Salt N Pepa's DJ! wau