Society is in the gutter

When I was young, and we saw a swan out and about, we'd tip our hats to the swan and say hello. Now all the kids are illegal immigrants, all they do is eat them. People don't even wear hats any more, only time you see them is in one of them gigantic mosques.

in the war the air service was bombing mosques left and right, now we're building them in our country at an alarming rate!

you knew where you were. it wasn't pretty. but you knew. you knew.

You could cut down a tree. If you saw a tree you wanted you cut it down. Now they tell us we're running out of trees.

parking used to be FREE in this country. now it's still free but the lots are so big they should pay you for the time it takes to WALK into the store!! there should literally be a little bus.

Nonsense! Just more handwringing from out politically correct 'friends' from the surveillence society. Time was we used to be able to eat toasted swan and people from the local community would enjoy the wings and leftovers.

Today you eat a swan and there is an uproar. meanwhile a baby dies in the street, hit by a falling fragment of society, hurled by a youth! and no one bats an eyelid

dead babies in the street with mothers on protest marches! this is what we have replaced society with

protesting! just like the little woman. that kitchen isn't going to clean itself.

when was the last time you saw a baseball player with a moustache? and so many DOMINICANS. don't get me started!

in my day, there was no such THING as a moslem, just catholics and protestants, and now these immoral half-caste youths are running amok.

back then, when our legislators were men, we would have just enforced a law to deport anyone who didnt eat pork. in fact, when i was younger, you didnt even need a law to kick a deviant out of your country.

we're so busy sucking from the teat of the effete erudite EU that we've forgotten to do our own trousers up, and a youth is literally grasping our naked behind. he has folded society into a paper plane and used it to destroy the twin towers of morals and values.

All day we wouldn't stop. We used to run and play. Air filled our lungs and replenished our spirits.

time was you used to know where the spoons were. now you go in the kitchen and who knows where anything is. EU satanists want to give spoons the same rights as homosexuals.

back then, all you needed was a hard slap on the bottom, and then you knew your place. what good are all these ritalins if our youth still run around, literally getting tattoos and growing out their hair and soliciting oral sex?

people with tattoos are raping their own flesh and raping you in the face when you look at them. it used to be for a sailor who had drawn blood below the equator but that is a world that is GONE.

back then the equator MEANT SOMETHING. now? just another line for moslems and deviants to cross.

can anyone even remember what PUBIC HAIR is like??

One time I found a dead dog in the street. There was a boy, not much older than me, crying. I asked is this your dog. He just looked at me. Later we fought in the war together.

when i was growing up you could have a little play with another fellow and nothing would be said about it. Now the homosexuals in Brussels want to put it on the front cover of a newspaper. The EU are literally supplying youths with knives and employing them to stab society repeatedly in the face while they drink fine wines

back then, no one drank wine but the french, and we all know what the french were like

We couldn't afford stockings so we had to draw them on with gravy.

and it was good gravy, too, made in this country

wine was for communion and anniversaries, now people are drinking it in every place at every time, trying to get a girl's top off, those few that still even dress

First saw the ocean from the deck of a ship. Never liked the ocean much.

I wouldn't mind but they're so cheeky!

Society is in the guitar:

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my father emigrated to this country in the aftermath of Powell's "Rivers of blood" speech. Have a fucking think about that. In the direct aftermath of "Fucking foreigners coming over here stealing our jobs...", my father came to this country. My olive-skinned, non-white father. I mean, bricks through windows, racial insults, deprived jobs...

can't even wear a tie in space now

time was you could just call a gay co-worker a fag, but now the PC police leap down your throat without blinking. for shame!

Time was you'd hook up a giant plastic guitar to your TV and play Guitar Hero. These days it's a quick fix society, everything must be instant. People are enjoying themselves but are they really ENJOYING themselves?

There was a time when two refined gentlemen could meet in a secure spot and have a bit of good old rough and masculine male-love, no questions asked and no strings attached. Nowadays these effete homosexuals claim even any decent fellow who occasionally likes to indulge in healthy backdoor polishing is somehow a member of their filthy group, as if they've claimed a patent on buggery!

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(xpost) That's what your mother said to me this afternoon...

...then we jumped a shark together

society has literally jumped the shark

Society is the shark, therefore society is jumping itself.

There was a time you didn't have any choice in the matter.

a shark that has an EU grant to promote its PC lifestyle choice xp

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yes, society literally has become a shark that people have to jump over to just live your life, and then the internet people hoot and holler at you on the internet.

I once met a man on the street.

i remember streets!!

can't even share a private in-joke on a popular message board now without people who weren't even born in this country trying to muscle in

There was a time you could fix sausage in the morning and leave it in a bowl on the stove all day or til it got ate. Now there's E. coli. When did that happen?

Remember when you could jump sharks whenever you wanted? The streets were literally littered with sharks you could bounce over! Now you jump one shark and immediately some Interweb wise-asses post a row of "ironic" pictures, they're unkempt Interweb beards barely muffling their smug smiles.

Used to be you could shoot a Finn on site and people understood.

Now you have to fill out a form first.

That's why it took so long to get rid of Crowded House - so much paperwork.

To quote dear old Max Miller, we're literally in the shark/Finn soup