Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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ILE rips on celebrities too much. This is my counterpost. I like Lohan quite a bit. She's decent on the acting front, can be awfully funny, and just generally has a likeability that a lot of competing teen-girl-stars don't, quite so much. She's got a style that's generally hers, or anyway doesn't seem all styled-and-crafted to blankness. Plus she's awfully cute, in a laid-back and smart-seeming kind of way. She's now surprisingly curvy, and not just in a breasty way, which is possibly somehow refreshing for a teen-girl-star. Equally refreshing is that she's not incredibly chipper and eager-to-please like most people in her position wind up being. You start imagining that if you spent time with her she'd pick on you and make lots of sly dirty jokes, as opposed to like Hilary Duff, who would be all chipper and talky and energetic. You can imagine Lohan hanging out and getting stoned and eating cookies, in a fun, healthy way, which is hard to imagine with say Duff, and hard to imagine with say the Olsen Twins except as some sort of sordid spiraling-away "It's Drugs!" thing. Plus I will totally admit it: in Mean Girls, during the Christmas dance bit, Lohan and her large thighs look super-nice. I don't mean that in a dirty or obsessed way, just that she looked nice and I was happy for her.

So there.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

Also it's important to note that I like her hair and her freckles, which I agree should not always be oranged-out.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:57 (8 years ago) Permalink

I'm not dissing her, Nabisco! I do really, really hate the spray tan, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

yay nabisco!

she is like a safe Carmen Electra. Now I realize that making Carmen Electra safe takes away most of the fun, but, you know. I'm not complaining.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

i think hillary duff is brilliant. still haven't seen mean girls, so i'll withhold my opinion on which of them should have 'won' (there was/is beef btw HD & LL, right?) my point was, RS LIES.

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

I think this isn't so much anti-Lindsay as it is anti-"Rolling Stone again summing up a young female celeb by the fact that they can now be legally fucked"

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:00 (8 years ago) Permalink

"and boy are they hot for it!"

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:00 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh come on. Like Lindsay Lohan is going to read this thread, wipe away a tear, and sniffle about how we pick on her too much?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:02 (8 years ago) Permalink

I think the girl should just seriously rethink her look because if I were as hot as her I'd do SO MUCH BETTER.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I like that she's "ready." Do they ask her?

"Lindsay, do you think you're ready to have sex?"
"Yes, I am totally gagging for it."
"Can we quote you on that?"
"Yes, please send headshots and resumes to 18339 Alameda Avenue..."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

her voice is a bit "40 year old divorced smoker"

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:04 (8 years ago) Permalink

I think my point w/r/t The Parent Trap was that I liked her pale-and-freckly stage, and even though I've still found her very charming as an actress in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, I could do without the sleazy looks that have accompanied her rise to adulthood.

Virgin/whore complex to thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:04 (8 years ago) Permalink

yeah her voice is totally classic! she must have started smoking at age 6.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:05 (8 years ago) Permalink

This is all very bemusing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

i'd like to C on her T's

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

Is this where we start talking about Bring It On Again?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

cutty, dude, UNCALLED FOR.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

i don't think that she comes across as particularly intelligent, and i think that her style is a pretty generic, slightly toned down version of tacky hilton/richie/reid chic. perhaps the dirty joke thing comes from the fact that she seems like she'd be filthy if you got her in the sack. the one thing i'll give her is that she successfully oozes the dirty sex vibe like only christina aguilera can. better, actually... xtina has always seemed a bit forced to me, like she'd be all "come on do it to me, baby" but then scream bloody murder if you tried anal.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

The fact that some stylist fucked her up for some RS cover isn't in any way indicative of her style.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

I agree with you, J. She was paler and frecklier toward the beginning of Mean Girls, no? There should have been a short-skirt dance sequence earlier on. Also: she was really likeable on SNL, too.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

there should have been more slo motion and short skirt dancing in general, really.

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:08 (8 years ago) Permalink

what did i say wrong? ;)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

Do people really say stuff like "come on do it to me, baby"?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

cutty, i've got your back.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

DEAN U MY DOG FOR REAL

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

dude, man, THINKING IT's fine, but you don't have to share.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

nabisco and jaymc OTM.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

you just didn't like having to visualize the whole affair.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (8 years ago) Permalink

Du Jour means sharing

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (8 years ago) Permalink

YO H IF CUTTY WANTS TO C ON HER Ts THEN U GOTTA LET HIM YO

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (8 years ago) Permalink

Arf: I don't see any of this Hilton/Reid stuff going on with her whatsoever! Or this filth thing. I think what I appreciate about her is that she tends to seem really laid-back and normal, and not in the forced "actually I am quite laid-back and normal" way, but like, really. Combine that with being rather hot, and it seems all the more lovable. Which, admittedly, might lead in a mental "cool + laid-back" + "hot" = "dirty" direction, yes. But mostly she seems fun. She and Amanda Bynes are the only two of their ilk I have any affection for.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (8 years ago) Permalink

What a reception Ms Lohan would have were she ever to move to Chicago.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (8 years ago) Permalink

Mean Girls was set up the shore!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (8 years ago) Permalink

d'oh!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (8 years ago) Permalink

Tina Fey worked at the local YMCA when I was in college!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (8 years ago) Permalink

Okay, I've never seen a lindsay lohan movie. take your pound of flesh.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (8 years ago) Permalink

I don't see any of this Hilton/Reid stuff going on with her whatsoever!

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (8 years ago) Permalink

first fran, now lindsay... that would be an interesting 3-way, cutty.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (8 years ago) Permalink

Even if it proves me wrong I thank the hell out of you for that picture.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

THEM SOME Ts WHERE YOU AT CUT~??!

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

i have a whole "i'd like to C on her T's" list

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

hahahahahaha CUTTY YOU ARE SO BUSTED.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (8 years ago) Permalink

Don't mention it.

I endorse the c on t's thingy too.

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (8 years ago) Permalink

i imagine lohan snorts a large amount of cocaine daily

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (8 years ago) Permalink

in your dreams, papi!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

We need more pictures

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

i have my own theories about ms. lohan.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

Who's the blonde chick in the back with LL?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

UP THE A

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

I was just going to ask that...

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

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