You're right Dan, the missed opportunity makes me more angry than jealous.
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Fuck you guys I'm going to Weiner Circle.
(not really, but do you think you can get a hot dog without being called a motherfucker there during daylight hours?)
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes - Wiener Circle only turns into Douche Palace after like 10.
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
The Frankenwurst: One-Half Pound of Pure All-Beef Pleasure with your choice of condiments
^^^might be too much
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Blue Cheese Pork Sausage with Morello Cherry Cream Sauce and Dried Apricots
^^^now we're talkin
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link
wait I should go to hot doug's. I am unemployed!
― river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link
GO, GO FOR ALL OF US
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link
JEALOUS
-- Jordan, Friday, September 28, 2007 12:03 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link
you crazy kids and your encased meats.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Bikes do not come with makes and model information written on them
what a moran
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Spicy Smoked Alligator Sausage with "Remoulade" Butter and Smoked Gouda Cheese
I had this, it's pretty good.
Mexican Chorizo with Tomatillo Mole and Pepper-Jack Cheese $6.00
Oh, I would do things to their chorizo.
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link
don't play with your food, just eat it
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I think for now I'll just have another cup of half-caff. I went nuts this morning and made half-strength coffee instead of decaf! I was feeling optimistic about caffeine's effects on me. So far, so good, but again I'm not the slightest bit hungry.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link
my friend who works at whole foods has been bringing the most amazing sausages to bbqs lately no homo ... last time was a chorizo one, and a blue cheese one, and some others i am forgetting
― deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Further emailing with Ross
ME: Oh cool. A friend just told me that this was you!!! http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bik/432863113.htmlWay to be a shady character! ******************************ROSS: Hi yes some idiot posted that about me yesterday just because I got tired of emialing him BACK AND FORTH AND ANSWERING ALL KINDS OF RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS. IT'S COOL YOU CAN BY INTO THIS CRAP IF YOU WANT. IT'S YOUR LOSS. I HAVE BEEN DOING BUSINESS HERE FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS AND MY REGULAR CUSTOMERS KEEP COMING BACK EACH YEAR BECAUSE I TREAT THEM FAIR. IT'S A SHAME TO BE SO NAIVE ON YOUR PART Anyway take care and good luck finding another bike. *************************Hey Jesse. it's like I told you before , you are way too hung up on this frame size crap. it all depends on some minor adjustments to the bike that's all Take care dude, and stop buying into this negative crap you read on craigslist. You do not even realize that you have just insuted one of the more righteous sellers on the list. By now ****************Hi RossFuck offJesse
Way to be a shady character! ******************************
ROSS: Hi yes some idiot posted that about me yesterday just because I got tired of emialing him BACK AND FORTH AND ANSWERING ALL KINDS OF RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS. IT'S COOL YOU CAN BY INTO THIS CRAP IF YOU WANT. IT'S YOUR LOSS. I HAVE BEEN DOING BUSINESS HERE FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS AND MY REGULAR CUSTOMERS KEEP COMING BACK EACH YEAR BECAUSE I TREAT THEM FAIR. IT'S A SHAME TO BE SO NAIVE ON YOUR PART Anyway take care and good luck finding another bike. *************************
Hey Jesse. it's like I told you before , you are way too hung up on this frame size crap. it all depends on some minor adjustments to the bike that's all Take care dude, and stop buying into this negative crap you read on craigslist. You do not even realize that you have just insuted one of the more righteous sellers on the list. By now ****************
Hi Ross
Fuck off
Jesse
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm not proud of that last part, but I got home from the bar and I spoke from my heart.
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
haha
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
And yes, it was I who was into O de la H.
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link
GOOD LUCK FINDING ANOTHER BIKE DUDE, CUZ I AM STEALING THEM **ALLL**
That's just insuting.
― Laurel, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha. It's not something I should be emialing to a righteous seller.
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
surprised he spelled "righteous" correctly
i had a student write the word "rong" three times on a quiz
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link
RIGHTEOUS SELLER
― river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost Maybe your student reads ILX?
― jaymc, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link
haha Amanda has noize students.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Re Amanda's students, the surefire way to tell is to give them a D and see if they email back "Why u brake haert?"
― Laurel, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link
He decided to write a history paper on Roflmao Tse Tung.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Also that reminds me that my mom's school distributed some kind of pamphlet giving the translations for common IM/text-speak spellings and abbreviations, so that teachers will know what the kids are talking about when they...intercept ingeniously coded msgs from the airwaves...? The only one she could remember was "LOL". Oh moms.
― Laurel, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link
This is the part where I say "you have to know the rules in order to break them"
We're not quite there yet.
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf i just got an email from barack obama:
Subject: Hey
I'm just now leaving New York, and you've got me fired up.
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link
SIZZLIN
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Crepey.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm imagining Barack stopping to touch his nipples as he wrote that.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link
"hey"?
be slightly more presidential pls
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link
haha i got that email too
― deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh boo no Obama spam for me. But I did get this one:
Good day jennifer*b*rg*ss I have been successfully helping men like you to enlarge their penises since 2000
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Here's my winning spam from today:
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― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Still haven't heard back from Ross yet...
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link
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― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link
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― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I think it's already an Of Montreal song.
― jaymc, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
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― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah but it's pounds, I want real money or at least euros.
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Um... you know the USD/pounds exchange rate these days, right?
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
WHY YOU BRAKE FUNNY
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I just looked it up. One pound is two dollars and four cents.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
ok it wasn't that funny
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
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― KitCat, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
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― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link