Public information HORROR film.

"veal and ham pie...my favourite"

when I was a senior in high school, we got a live action version of these - they set up a crashed car, dead dummies, 'blood' all over the ground, brought in EMTs and a CareFlight helicopter, played sound effects of the screeching/crashing and moans. It was awesome.

None of the VD films on youtube are as gross as I hoped.

My Mum's friend's son drowned in a slurry pit when I was small. I still remember her crying on the phone when she found out.

Good grief.

I love the Minnesota Twins shirt on that motorbike guy.

The prom one may have been The Last Prom.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=br49e1xOwVA

These are all really some of the best films ever made.

Pay Attention, Britain!

Sat 29 Mar, 2:50 am - 3:30 am 40mins

To mark the 60th anniversary of the Central Office of Information, Fi Glover narrates the story of the British public information film.

Subtitles Stereo Widescreen

aw, fucking hell! magnificent. er, what channel would that be? :)

missed this thread first time round ... anyway, "Panning shot through burned out house w/echoing voices of frightened children. Thus proving that giving matches to the very young is not a good idea" chilled me to the fucking bones when i was a kid, and i'm really quite glad that, when i clicked to watch it there, it had been "removed due to terms-of-use violation". whew.

i have a lengthy DVD of PIFs, and also -- yes -- "protect and survive" on VHS. i love this shit. even though it makes my soul go cold.

i have, however, never seen apaches. indeed: i'd never even heard of it. hmm: it's quarter to one on a saturday morning and mrs fiendish is watching season one of "medium" on DVD. now might be my time ...

note to other late-night PIF-liking UK ilx0rs: BBC2.

the one i always remember, but only ever saw once, was a "be careful with petrol on boats!" kind of thing, where a dude in the middle of the ocean tried to top up his outboard motor while lighting a fag.

i seem to recall the mother of all explosions; they had to pan back several miles [1] to get the whole thing in.

[1] adjust for exaggeration to suit.

hmm. 10 minutes into apaches, i'm not gripped. "threads" it ain't. just scrotes, scroting.

OOOOH, shit. kid in slurry pit. the bubbles are an unpleasantly grim touch.

ok, yeh, this is dark as all hell.

Bloody hell I can't stay up till 3.30, SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK YOU KNOW, let's see if I can remember how to set a video for the first time in about a decade.

Not sure I can actually stay awake 'til then either. Why hide programs like this away? (also why give it a stupid title so it doesn't even jump out of the tv guide as something to watch?). Biggest childhood horror I remember, not sure if it was a general release PIF, or a railway police special, but the 3rd-rail burny-leg disaster was pretty scary, even though I lived in north wales and we didn't have electric rails. There's a good one on the tv at the moment which makes motorcycling look like the ultimate in extreme sport if-this-corner-doesn't-kill-you-something-around-the-next-one-will, I almost turned over, but I knew it'd probably be alright.

bloody hell. on to the third bit of apaches now. the wee girl's screams will haunt my dreams tonight, i fear. fucking hell.

on a marginally less bleak note: anyone remember "play it safe" with jimmy savile, a series of jolly little five-minute PIFs where the bejewelled funster pointed out how your house/garden/bike/etc was trying to kill you?

Am I the only one that remembers The Finishing Line? It haunts me to this day.

xpost ... no, what was that?

as for apaches ... jesus.

that was deeply unpleasant.

anyone seen "building sites bite", then?

i'm off to bed, to sit, huddled and shivering, under the duvet.

i am not watching this tonight.

anyway:

the finishing line.

(piss: you need to be an accredited school/university/whatever to watch BFI streaming videos, of course. ach. next time i'm in the library, then.)

you need more than that - I can't get it to work through UCLs proxy server. I've got 80minutes to try and work out what's wrong I guess..

poxy server morelike. I think maybe I shouldnt've bothered. still, lots of nice stuff to look at on screenonline at least.

So I watched one episode of Star Trek TNG (the one with Max Headroom) and went to bed, as the next episode had Worf's son in it, fuck that. Anyone watch the PIF doc?

recorded it, but not watched it yet. hopefully get a chance today.

I'm still kind of o_O over "Apaches".

i'm not bloody surprised. it was bad enough for me, and i didn't have to look at a grave with my name on it!

documentary: it was OK, if a little short (an hour would have been nicer; maybe a little more social history and a little less of andrew collins stating the obvious). not nearly enough on "protect and survive" for my liking, or the whole banality-of-danger stuff from the late seventies and early eighties (eg your boat/chip pan/electric fire/kettle/bike/frisbee/rug/etc is going to kill you); that said, i'd also like to have seen some more of the immediate post-war ones, so i guess i'd only have been truly happy with a five-hour epic.

I still can't bring myself to watch these again. Especially Apaches.

I have been looking for this thread for a year, trying to remember the name of that horrifying death farm PSA

"Apaches", I will try not to forget your name this time

Next time you can just search for HUGE SHITPIT OF DEATH

now more than ever, can't bring myself to rescreen

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tngWMToWtCc/TTR7aHZjJyI/AAAAAAAAJho/k5vGP5K_H9Y/s1600/vlcsnap-2011-01-17-17h14m22s117.png

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tngWMToWtCc/TTR7auQyjNI/AAAAAAAAJhw/UiPgN3x4MJo/s400/vlcsnap-2011-01-17-17h14m36s11.png

Slurry seems to be the hardest word

jesus those pics made my skin crawl

In Ireland these days they have moved from existential dread to gore in public information films (or advertisements as they call them these days). So we have had a number of ones for various aspects of car safety stuff ("Fasten your seatbelt you moron!", "Turn off your mobile phone, you stupid bitch!", and "For fuck's sake what made you think that driving after a feed of pints would be a good idea?" etc.) that show people being graphically mashed by out of control vehicles. They annoy me.

Wish I knew what some of Pashmina's broken links up there were.

We watched a documentary on herpes that included extreme close-ups of herpes breakouts. It was beyond gross.

I remember a lecturer talking about how gross-out public information films are not that effective at changing behaviour. He was talking about when he was in the army, they made the soldiers watch an in-your-face film about the horrors of veneral disease (as they then called it). It was very shocking, he said, and they were all talking about it on the way down to the brothel.

No one ever posted those Canadian "prevent it" ads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1HvI

They're on some other thread. I think about that one all the time.

God, this has been nagging me for a few days now. I can sort of remember an American PSA from the early 1980s, featuring a burnt-out building and narrated by a cartoon cricket. I don't know whether it was for smoking safety, lighter safety, or smoke alarms, but I feel like it had to be one of those. I've already scoped out the various Cricket Lighter commercials on youtube. Would be happy to just have confirmation that something like this existed.

damn, came on this thread via the horror film poll and now i'm looking at horrible public safety ads. as if i didnt have a hard enough time falling asleep.

I'll repeat my request for info/confirmation on the PSA I mentioned above.

This was always a fave - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmImMil6r3k

re: The Finishing Line (ps no fucking way I'm watching this tonight)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slJyhOEo-SY

The David Lynch anti-littering PSA is a thing of beauty, not least for the bikers' revel at 0:42...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSWv90msTUc

on a marginally less bleak note: anyone remember "play it safe" with jimmy savile, a series of jolly little five-minute PIFs where the bejewelled funster pointed out how your house/garden/bike/etc was trying to kill you?

― grimly fiendish, Saturday, March 29, 2008 1:11 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love DL's anti-littering PSA. They need to start airing it again because I bet it's pretty effective.

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfyfY7PI3pg

I never saw this one, despite growing up in a semi rural environment. Jill saw it when she was seven(!!!! WTF) and recalls it vividly. We watched it last night, and it is the most grim, macabre shit I think I have ever seen. We were both really upset and depressed after watching it. Unbelievable that this was shown to young children:

What was this? Such a tantalising description for a bunch of dead links!

I assume it's Apaches, which sees kids die in a variety of farmyard accidents over the course of a week - the one everyone remembers is drowning in a slurry pit, but also crushed by a gate, run over by a tractor trailer, drank poison and crashes a tractor after accidentally letting the hand brake off. Ends with a list of children that died in farm accidents that year.