Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EzRSrO_XYJ8/WFGCDCCN_4I/AAAAAAAAKEY/ucsBjXM_PLssnHVDMsalRqRUvzKb0EUiACLcB/s1600/Front%2BCover%2Bcopy.jpg

Maxfield Parrish: It's A Cinch To Give Legs To Old Hard-boiled Eggs

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/--pZMQe4eTNM/UB6i_GhyOPI/AAAAAAAAARM/-nAKKbockjw/s1600/Front+Cover+copy.jpg

Sugar Creek: Please Tell A Friend

Holy Shit, two of the Sugar Creek guys were Jonathan Edwards and Joe Dolce.

Yes, That Joe Dolce.

that Maxfield Parrish title is a really awkward mouthful. apparently Bernie Leadon, future Eagle, plays on that record.

Blimey.

Faith Band, "Excuse Me... I Just Cut an Album" (1977)

https://live.staticflickr.com/4098/4757206793_3814bc2033_b.jpg

Excuse me, I just cut the cheese

Indianapolis band represent.

Faith Band aren't bad, in a Steely Dan for beginners kind of way. Discogs tells me their drummer went on to run Ticketmaster, boo.

sorry but they are bad

wow that one is REALLY close to the Wood original, almost wish it had been the title of his followup record

listening to the Sugar Creek record on YouTube, it's really great!

The lack of space after the ellipsis is so jarring to me.

Also this is stellar thread content.

(xp) OTM, it pains me to look at it

why are they in a flying car? why has the car got teeth? so many questions. is the title a pun i'm missing?

private press jazz by the award-winning tommy vig from 1971

https://img.discogs.com/xbhV78KQ0YYxp6gAFuDgB27JDJ4=/fit-in/600x555/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7101789-1433773212-1920.jpeg.jpg

fetter at 6:42 28 May 20

why are they in a flying car? why has the car got teeth? so many questions. is the title a pun i'm missing?

the only thing I think of is people used to say "cut a fart"

https://img.discogs.com/PuKIyeNISEP_RYJkPn9FyrEiKQ0=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-9183377-1493154696-5861.png.jpg

wtaf?

what the ass fuck?

according to the, er, back side it contains country music, baroque, rock, pop, ballads, folk and a lullaby. good music of many times and places!

some more entries from the seemingly bottomless well of seventies uk folk...

https://img.discogs.com/-dzWTMKQWZC8Qf0dpPowE5zsNRE=/fit-in/600x449/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-6657329-1503767162-5795.jpeg.jpg
malcolm price ‎– ...and then we all got up and slowly walked away

https://img.discogs.com/_DkFmOrN_erujh6DP0BwBw4LIxA=/fit-in/600x595/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5607523-1517414528-1629.jpeg.jpg
shep woolley ‎– songs of oars and scrubbers and other dirty habits

https://img.discogs.com/ACJpKY_tU3ZBD5iu6QdvKv07TfU=/fit-in/597x591/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-3706747-1341167203-2034.jpeg.jpg
bill caddick, peter bond, tim laycock ‎– a duck on his head

Gerry Rafferty, "Can I Have My Money Back?"
https://img.discogs.com/dsa4-JTmkdhrPe1Gq_y3HT10ADE=/fit-in/400x397/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1505192-1255291064.jpeg.jpg

Crooked Rafferty, Crooked Rafferty

Damn Hadrian, that was what I was thinking too, it's uncanny!

wow there is a lot going on with that Malcolm Price cover

brainz are weird

was shep woolley the uk's answer to sheb wooley?

Maybe it was the other way round.

sheb was around well before shep.

https://aentcdn.azureedge.net/graphics/items/sdimages/c/500/9/9/5/2/3782599.jpg?ae=1244680141

Ashton, Gardner & Dyke: What A Bloody Long Day It's Been

What’s that in the bottom right?

A thumb.

Uh, yeah so it is. It’s like one of those optical illusions which become obvious when explained.

the thumb makes more sense on the original cover

lol that's even better

Also I'm sure that's been on the thread before.

What happened, did Kodak sue them?

Not sure if it's been on the thread before (doesn't appear in a ctrl f), but here's Unsung Heroes by the Dixie Dregs.

https://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/801/cover_1134141452017_r.jpg

Mongrel, "Get Your Teeth Into This"

https://img.discogs.com/DkKFCCsngHoY6trqe61A0XRHO3Y=/fit-in/600x581/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-6470353-1512922575-6637.jpeg.jpg

wow, that is truly awful

got that 70s cookbook lighting

That nail varnish is something too.

the ketchup application alone is the sign of a troubled mind.

feels very much like a portfolio leftover, from some magazine story photo shoot that didn't get used.

Sandwich has vintage beer ad energy

https://retrophoria.com/seller/images/ADFAB/full175-0.jpg

that is nuts. is that parsley or broccolini?

Definitely parsley.

Heck of a sandwich