Star Wars - Classic or Dud?

Awesome news!!

i feel like some posters here will enjoy this. Tuomas in particular i remember wanting something like this.

https://www.thestarwarstrilogy.com/project-4k77/

Oh and I found this for you all

https://i.imgur.com/BCwGQCG.jpg

I can’t stop laughing at the idea that Wookies are about as smart as dogs but Han Solo doesn’t know that because he’s an alien so he just fully treats him like a man and Chewbacca has like 30% idea what’s going on and meanwhile Han is letting him drive a spaceship

— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) August 3, 2020

There's a great follow up tweet to that as well, something like - "that's why Chewie doesn't get a medal, and why Leia thinks Han is a moron."

https://uploads.poplyft.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/23030207/Volkswagen-Dog-Star-Wars-Theme-3.jpg

We were watching New Hope last night and had the brightness on the TV pumped up all the way and saw something new: Vader’s eyes (Proswe’s eyes) clearly visible through his dark crimson visage in at least two scenes, notably during the final Death Star run. Weird

have been watching the original trilogy for christmas, those "despecialized" versions

great stuff

this scene really is too sad ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q19IGr-xeuA

When an Ewok dies, he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives

the original Dobby

Around 2003 in Chile, when the original trilogy of Star Wars began airing on television there, they did this funny thing to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. They stitched the commercials into the films themselves. Here is one of them, with the English dub added in. pic.twitter.com/wC7N2vPNvv

— Windy 🛸 (@heyitswindy) March 2, 2024

The Truly Special Edition

There is more. It's making this film watchable.

Palpatine You Have To Stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You pic.twitter.com/rAbW8xUawQ

— Windy 🛸 (@heyitswindy) March 2, 2024

this is the funniest fucking thing ever oh my god https://t.co/XXDzkmxuON pic.twitter.com/spMRtArFvb

— Ren (@StanNajimi) March 3, 2024

Someone shared that with me yesterday and I couldn't breathe.

Right down to the cheesy jingle

what are you talking about that's one of the most powerful commercial jingles ever made

I've been singing "Cerveza Cristal" in that rock voice all day!

There is a Chilean restaurant kinda near me that I haven't been to for a while and I wonder if they have that beer. Might have to go.

I have to say that, as amazing as this concept is, I'm a little disappointed that they apparently only utilized it in advertising Cerveza Cristal. Like why not a shot of Darth Vader in his chamber lowering his helmet and pulling on a pair of Depends pañales para adultos.

i love the implication that everyone in star wars have secret beers hidden everywhere and are constantly riding a 3-beer buzz

"Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasnt helped you conjure of the stolen data tapes!... "

*smacks lips, eyes start absently scanning the room, tilts head back to "casually" peek under nearby chairs*

The Empire Strips Back
A Burlesque Parody

https://theempirestripsback.com/san-francisco/#instafeed