My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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lol brown skinned ppls be brown xp

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

my comment is actually based on him spending inordinate amounts of time lounging in the direct sun by the pool in the backyard wearing SPF zero

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, that is a bust of the pope. on the table.

I was at one of those places in Santa Clara or Palo Alto or one of those Silicon Valley suburbs once. They had just got nu-pope in. It cost them $450 or something to replace the pope. The staff were all really pissed off that the management wouldn't let them sell the old pope on eBay.

― accentmonkey, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

The staff were all really pissed off that the management wouldn't let them sell the old pope on eBay.

he was probably pretty smelly and mushy at that point ... you would THINK they wouldn't mind getting rid of him.

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

insert pope-a-roni story here

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/pope-dan.jpg

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Buca di Beppo was it?

― peter james, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Look, I don't have time to read through this whole thread. Is it ok to just assume that your sister met the guy she married while serving him at Hooters?

Also, can we talk about the thinking behind the Hooters mascot being an owl with human breasts for eyes?

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

the milk of wisdom? breasts=windows to the soul?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I went into a Hooter's for the first time this weekend and the smell of fried food and ketchup was so overpowering I nearly wretched. And I like fried food and ketchup.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

spencer, for you, i will make them change their romance story to that one.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm finding it hard to shake the image in my mind of an owl with human breasts for eyes trying to get to the center of a tootsie roll (TOOTSIE ROLL!) pop.

Also, owls are assholes because of their annoyingly superior and withering gaze, but with human breasts for eyes, they're really something else aren't they?

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

You've put forward this "owls are assholes" thesis before, haven't you?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

It's Onion based:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35819

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

iraqis consider owls to be stupid and calling someone an owl is an insult.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

but really, just do a google image search for owl and you'll see what I mean. They don't think very much of us.

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i must say that i don't care much for owls either

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

This is what I do to owls:

http://rrc.boisestate.edu/Student%20Projects/N%20Taylor%20project/bucket%20o%20Bur%20Owls.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

thats right, PUT THEM IN A PLASTIC BUCKET

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

they are just going to fly out.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ihasabukkets1.jpg

― Laurel, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I CLIPPED THEIR SMUG LITTLE WINGS

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

not with enough cement they won't

xposts

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i fucking love owls, they are so totally the black-sheep bad-asses of the bird of prey family.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

oh laurel that fucking rules!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM OWL MAN

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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