old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

and she either dyed her hair or wore a wig in DL

(xp) Exactly that I thought, looks like it could have been taken yesterday.

Stanwyck is all-time. Unlike Mankiewicz, I cannot imagine the part with the apple pie. But the rest, yes. I checked out some Cleo De Mérode photos and they all seem so shyly demure as to verge on lifeless.

she has a bridget fonda vibe in the above pic, maybe?

(xpost) The eyes. The eyes.

gross thread

Acquiring the socially appropriate attitude to sex and sexuality is a difficult thing to get precisely right. teach us, O Left.

Cleo De Mérode photos and they all seem so shyly demure as to verge on lifeless.

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, April 24, 2020 10:51 PM

These are amazing photos!

I stand corrected.

Love this one of L Sprague De Camp
https://images.gr-assets.com/authors/1218217726p8/3305.jpg

I intend to use my time machine to kill baby Hitler, not have sex with Barbara Stanwyck.

Many faces of Lee Yi Min
http://www.hkcinemagic.com/en/people.asp?id=1906

Barb was around when hitler was around you can do both I think

And killing Hitler may score you big points with Barb.

Just watched the Bunuel film in that thread, and I suppose I'd leave my wife for Lucia Bosé too.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNmIyM2I5OTktMWFmZS00NmViLWI1NDAtYTViYzYyOTMyYTVkXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzk4OTI2MjM@._V1_.jpg

unnngghh so hott 🙀

https://i.ibb.co/BysP9D2/9109141-old-pencil.jpg

she has a bridget fonda vibe in the above pic, maybe?

I was going to say Jennifer Jason Leigh

esby is your wife a curvy colombian woman

Every time I watch Black Narcissus, it's obvious this is Kathleen Byron.

Yes. In the Small Back Room as well.

Joan Greenwood. That voice!

ctrl-f "toshiro mifune" Phrase not found

good god! i never get randy for old celebrities but toshiro mifune? words fail me

Yeah

toshiro mifune giggle and blush club

Just saw Thief Of Bagdad (1940), I really like John Justin's face (but his moustache is one of the amusingly jarring things in the film), didn't think I'd ever seen him before but he was in some Ken Russell films in smaller roles.

I thought there must be some fanfiction about him and Sabu, but to my surprise there are 49 pieces on ArchiveOfOurOwn and from skimming the tags and synopses most of them seem to be about Conrad Veidt and the princess, in sympathy with him! I guess some people found his desperation and passion charming?

Vincent Price aged 19 in 1930 pic.twitter.com/UZBhbpf5EO

— Hammer Horror Films (@HorrorHammer1) December 15, 2020

caroline blackwood jeez

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvF92XYWgAEcWRo.jpg

George O'Brien, best remembered for Sunrise (1927).

Young Vincent Price mostly reminds me of Patrick Marber.

I see Tom Hardy.

Agreed

All the talk of The Silent Partner on the obituary thread has me thinking about Celine Lomez, also in Réjeanne Padovani.

https://phildellio.tripod.com/celine1.jpg
https://phildellio.tripod.com/celine2.jpg

Not strictly speaking relevant to this thread, but my main memory of Réjeanne Padovani (the film) was that it had the ugliest costumes in any film ever (mid-70's Quebec politicians in garish polyester suits), utterly authentic to the time and place though.

I would play on TV in the mid/late-70s (CFTO, I think), and I'd watch it just so I could see Celine Lomez. None of it made the least bit of sense to me (not that my knowledge of Quebec politics is any greater today than it was at 16). I only realized years later--it screened once at Lightbox--that it was one of Denys Arcand's first films.

you're a saucy one, countess of somerset and enema-murderess frances howard

https://i0.wp.com/thehistoryjar.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Frances-Howard.jpg

Louise Brooks, preferably at a seedy hotel in Berlin around 1926

https://i0.wp.com/26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgld61WXbl1qh8bkco1_400.jpg

no murdering anyone with a poisoned enema, no credibility

What a way to go, amirite?

Also a remarkable way to die.

Howard is an ancestor of Celia Imrie

Poisoned Enema is the name of my new album.

Imagine it's a hair metal platter

There's only one

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q0G8hYyo6VM/V3bGXDv3B2I/AAAAAAAAkm8/29cbKLGe0cseZ5id9-2G_5GfMmUL2N3ggCLcB/s1600/deborah%2Bdebbie%2Bharry%2Bblondie%2B1977%2Bsunglasses.jpg

So many dead links

So many dead celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

honestly I'd have sex with a celebrity I didn't even find attractive if it meant I got to travel back in time. not really something you get to do every day, willing to bargain for it with my body if need be

now we're just quibbling over price, as the man said

Louise Brooks, preferably at a seedy hotel in Berlin around 1926

Yes to Louise Brooks, but a couple of years later in Pandora’s Box
https://classichollywood.wordpress.com/2016/05/01/pandoras-box/

whole thread is a great example of why men shouldn't write sci fi

sh