I do appreciate the money printer memes
― absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Monday, 23 March 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link
Capitalism https://t.co/2b7CcN2RfV— August J. Pollak (@AugustJPollak) March 23, 2020
― coronoshebettadontvirus (Eric H.), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link
This is precisely the type of crisis when you want the Congress to spend like crazy on every necessary program to protect ordinary people from penury and then have the Federal Reserve monetize most of that federal debt by buying up lots of the Treasury bonds issued to cover that spending.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:40 (four years ago) link
green open: Trader!me, bob dylan: i don't believe you. you're a liar!
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
actual bob dylan: there's vanilla ice in the conference rooom
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
The sun's not yellow, it's Corona.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
some of you may have thought today's stock market rise was caused by the pending legislative deal.
turns out you're wrong. it went up because everyone is encouraged by trump's idea to just go back to work next week. that really soothed the nerves of a lot of nervous investors and they thought "oh yeah, makes sense! we'll just go back to work! what were we thinking of doing otherwise? staying away the fuck from each other for a few weeks to save a few million lives? that's silly." also, the president thinks that the stock market will be back to normal in 2 weeks.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 21:49 (four years ago) link
I like the theory that Trump intentionally goosed it with BS just to boost his stocks to sell for liquidity.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
the stock market will be back to normal in 2 weeks
news flash: the stock market has been behaving 'normally' all along. it looks at the incentives and goes where they lead. lately the incentive has been to gtfo. throw trillions of dollars at mega-corporations and the incentives may change again.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 21:56 (four years ago) link
the people that seem to be trump supporters are calling that the bottom was yesterday. SIGH.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link
that was indeed the lowest point until the next lowest point
― absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link
are they still planning on giving the airlines a shit-ton of money?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link
evidently
― silby, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 22:42 (four years ago) link
perfect time to start our own airline. It's not like we have to fly anywhere anytime soon.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link
I only know one thing for certain: Chief Kiev switched sides and made bonkers mutiples all over again, baby!
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:33 (four years ago) link
once in a lifetime trade.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 00:11 (four years ago) link
If he's trading on margin and got on the wrong side of this market without taking his profits in time, he could be in serious jeopardy. I hope he is as canny as he says he is, bcz being wiped out on margin calls is just another shitty way to wreck your life and why wish that on a small fish like him?
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 00:15 (four years ago) link
hmm, weekly jobless claims seem to be up a bit this week (3.28 million)
https://i.imgur.com/x6eLMpo.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link
Or is that in fact just a vertical wall denoting the end of all jobless claims?
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link
I work for a small insurance company and we had a report yesterday from our investment advisor (which is also one of our two investors). FWIW, they seemed pretty bullish that all of treasury's efforts have gotten the credit market's liquidity issues unstuck and that things would be on their way back, albeit not anywhere near as quickly as they went to shit. I am skeptical, but what do I know.
― Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link
My work just had a quarterly meeting for all employees, and they were similarly bullish about the market.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link
bodies? what bodies?
― Yerac, Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link
Tuchman has covid! https://nypost.com/2020/03/26/most-photographed-wall-street-trader-peter-tuchman-has-coronavirus/
― Yerac, Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link
god damn. that reminds me that i took this phone screenshot of him the other day (when stocks went way the hell up for the first time) and i meant to post it here
https://i.imgur.com/Gx2nNKw.jpg
stay well, peter tuchman. you're probably a crazy asshole, but i love your enthusiasm and i love how you wear your heart on your sleeve
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link
when we hit the bottom of the shitbin will we be able to smell it?
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link
This will be a big duh to anyone who has been paying attention to this longer than I have, but I look at the market today and am convinced that a) I understand nothing, b) it has zero connection to reality, and c) a few people who do understand are making billions. Historical (and then some) unemployment claims, mounting cases and mounting deaths, a train wreck in charge...and the market surges again. If this fund I took out ever gets back to par, I've made a promise to myself that I will cash it in pronto and return the money to the staid, boring bank and never think about it again.
― clemenza, Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link
Historical (and then some) unemployment claims, mounting cases and mounting deaths, a train wreck in charge...and the market surges again.
The market is not responding to any of the items you named. After all, dead and dying people contribute to the GDP, too. It is thinking that the Fed and Congress will be handing out several trillion in free money and how can that not be a Good Thing? By gawd they intend to be at the front of the line with hands extended.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link
die for the Dow
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link
Boeing is the 51st US state.
― Yerac, Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
Nationalize those fuckers yesterday (and give Washington state its own big chunk)
― silby, Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link
Statehood to be commemorated by celebratory airshow, featuring two 737s that crash into the bleachers
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link
If this bounce holds, I'll be every bit as mystified. US just passed every other country in total cases, and we've barely even ramped up testing.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:55 (four years ago) link
also, aren't we being told we're headed toward 25-30% employment by early summer?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link
i hope you mean unemployment
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link
haha, whoops, i do.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:19 (four years ago) link
the thing about veering toward 50% unemployment is that at that point, it doesn't matter whether it's unemployment or employment. maybe that's the equilibrium we're tapering toward, for simplicity
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link
what's the temperature? same temperature it is every day: 100
every job pays $1gas costs $1
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:22 (four years ago) link
can't wait for Thermidor
― silby, Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:22 (four years ago) link
ban all numbers that aren't in the inner circle hall of fame. only these numbers can be used:
1, 3, 5, 10, 50, 69, 100, 420, 1000, 1 million, 1 billion, 1 trillion, 100 trillion
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link
man video games will be at Atari prices due to deflation
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link
a company doesn't really need to have customers or employees to rally there days.
― Yerac, Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:40 (four years ago) link
It's easy to maintain a market rally, simply give businesses 1 trillion dollars of free money every single day.
― Dan I., Friday, 27 March 2020 14:11 (four years ago) link
Some businesses are even called Rally's, in the north anyway.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link
some of it is just "if I buy for a dollar, how much can I sell for?" ... like, you have a dollar, do you want it just stay a dollar, or do you want your dollar to generate more dollars? So you put it in the market, rather than just holding it. ... idk, I don't have a whole lot invested, but I did make $500 in two days by buying airline stock on Monday and selling on Wednesday, based on, "they are so gonna bail out the airlines, when they actually do bail out the airlines, other investors are gonna be willing to pay more for shares of these airline stocks that have gone down really low."
― sarahell, Friday, 27 March 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link
its all explained right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37eqoYbj1QM
― frogbs, Friday, 27 March 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link
**i move away from the mic to not get sick**
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link
lol
― Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link
weekly unemployment claims just hit 6.6 million
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 2 April 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link
6.66 million, surely
sign of the times
― mh, Thursday, 2 April 2020 13:41 (four years ago) link