Rolling US Economy Into The Shitbin Thread

who needs a stock when a stock can be worthless

they are trying do hard to make the dow stay above 20k. I should go clean the house.

Congressional Republicans have forced their way onto the emergency subsidies bandwagon and are expected to provide industry support in addition to (any) payouts to households. The traditional investor class should come through without difficulties.

I'm doing rolling spring cleaning in between work tasks. Yesterday I took down and washed the curtains, and have started washing winter clothes in anticipation of putting them in storage.

I usually do all the main cleaning on Fridays so we have a nice clean house on the weekend, but it's been so dusty here and with the virus I've done more laundry in the middle of the week.

My wife has been on vacation all week because originally we were going to be traveling, and she's channeled her anxiety into an amazing amount of home improvement. I've helped out too, but I've also been working all week covering our local COVID developments. Anyway, she's so far regrouted the bathtub and kitchen sink, repainted the window in the bathroom, bought and hung a bunch of new plants, and yesterday we cleaned out the gutters. Today it's window-cleaning, I think.

Also we've been baking -- bread, biscuits, homemade pizza dough.

my wife want to deep clean this weekend but I can't find bleach anywhere :(

at some point they will need to come up with new tax law and/or make decisions re the tax consequences / implications of some of these things

oh yeah, I still have plenty of work and haven't had to lay myself off yet

I am sorry that I came off aggro. Not really my intent

this is the maxim I have always lived by:

Bulls make money
Bears make money
Pigs get slaughtered.

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my wife want to deep clean this weekend but I can't find bleach anywhere :(

At Rodman's (NW DC) yesterday they had bleach on display behind the pharmacy counter. (I guess to limit purchases?) I was looking for a thermometer, but they (and CVS) were sold out.

soapy water apparently gets the job done
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/18/world/clean-home-coronavirus.html

how low is this gonna go??

lol I just looked and briefly thought the Dow was at 800.

hey I don't know shit about economics and investing, but could they just like....suspend can all trading for a month or two?

*markets fall another 5% on rumors that rumors could be suspended for a month or two*

for posterity

https://i.imgur.com/H1mkN3m.png

where's raccoon i wanna know when i should buy

can you imagine the panic if people couldn't get their money out of the market. I kind of thought trump would try it but not for that long.

that doesn't really do anything except create more uncertainty and a bigger crash when you reopen it

I feel like one thing they could do, is waive the early distribution penalty for people taking money out of retirement plans because they need the money to live on.

They should get rid of it entirely forever.

I just hope the IRS would allow for a special withdrawal just for this purpose just like they did for other disasters.

My company follows Safe Harbor so since I'm 59 1/2, I can't take anything out. I don't want to but I'd like to know if I even can!

Eh, I actually agree with the penalty in theory -- like, people are getting a tax break on putting the money into a retirement plan because "saving for retirement is good" -- the penalty is there to reinforce that good and the fact it is saved for retirement as opposed to tax avoidance. ... I do think that expanding the exceptions to the penalty for "otherwise I would be starving / homeless etc" is needed.

Honestly, I wish they would decide on the stimulus package already, so that I can get around to explaining how it works to my clients and friends and then helping them understand what they need to do / not do.

Otm

i agree with the penalty in theory too but in practice it's not great. And yeah there do need to be more exceptions put into place.

the entire thing should be overhauled. it's going to be a completely new age.

401k's are dumb reason #1,872

someone on fb suggested they treat economic stimulus payments the way they do the APTC (the Obamacare subsidies that sometimes end up having to be repaid if you end up making too much money) , and I told that person, that is a really bad model. It's one thing to give someone an option for a subsidy and caution them, "you might end up having to pay this back" -- it's another thing to say, "here have some free money!" and then, "you might have to pay it back next year, depending on ... we'll figure it out." ... like, yeah, that's gonna make people feel less financially anxious.

just wandering around mumbling "stonks" and "means testing" while looking grumpy

start muttering:

Bulls make money
Bears make money
Pigs get slaughtered.
Dance like nobody's watching.

mh my new mantra is "haha money printer go brrrrrrr"

grim reapah
short sellah
they betta have my money when I come to colleck
brbrbrbrb

lol beat me to it

I do appreciate the money printer memes

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— August J. Pollak (@AugustJPollak) March 23, 2020

This is precisely the type of crisis when you want the Congress to spend like crazy on every necessary program to protect ordinary people from penury and then have the Federal Reserve monetize most of that federal debt by buying up lots of the Treasury bonds issued to cover that spending.

green open: Trader!
me, bob dylan: i don't believe you. you're a liar!

actual bob dylan: there's vanilla ice in the conference rooom

The sun's not yellow, it's Corona.

some of you may have thought today's stock market rise was caused by the pending legislative deal.

turns out you're wrong. it went up because everyone is encouraged by trump's idea to just go back to work next week. that really soothed the nerves of a lot of nervous investors and they thought "oh yeah, makes sense! we'll just go back to work! what were we thinking of doing otherwise? staying away the fuck from each other for a few weeks to save a few million lives? that's silly." also, the president thinks that the stock market will be back to normal in 2 weeks.

I like the theory that Trump intentionally goosed it with BS just to boost his stocks to sell for liquidity.

the stock market will be back to normal in 2 weeks

news flash: the stock market has been behaving 'normally' all along. it looks at the incentives and goes where they lead. lately the incentive has been to gtfo. throw trillions of dollars at mega-corporations and the incentives may change again.

the people that seem to be trump supporters are calling that the bottom was yesterday. SIGH.

that was indeed the lowest point until the next lowest point

are they still planning on giving the airlines a shit-ton of money?

evidently

perfect time to start our own airline. It's not like we have to fly anywhere anytime soon.