My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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Very flammable. Sacrificial idols perhaps? Wicker Men?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:01 (twenty years ago) link

also anonymous "new" (probably old, regular) posters creating ilx strawmen: dud.

Eat me, jess

(kidding)

― Geir Honky, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:04 (twenty years ago) link

All I'm saying is that everyone is right about the hose.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

I myself have never been to a Hooters. I like the hardcore shit, like the Foxy Lady's "Legs and Eggs Saturdays".

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

Foxy Lady's probably pays much better, too.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:35 (twenty years ago) link

There was a terrible Hooters knock-off in London called Honkers. I never went, but all the women on the posters were horse-faced and mannish. It didn't stay open long.

-- Nordicskillz (t1nym1n...), April 30th, 2003. (later)

haha, now "Honkers," on the other hand, really does sound crap.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

I want to open a rival chain called "Punani". People would be lining up around the block for out famous "Punani Pretzels".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

Will you have special desserts called "Sugarwalls"?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

Chris V is my new pastry chef. Who wants to be sous chef? ("I'd like the Hot Muff Bomb with extra drippings with a side order of Skins, please.")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link

our eclairs are now called "Moose Knuckles"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:00 (twenty years ago) link

do you serve hot sex on a platter, dan?

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

Whatever you do, stay away from the crab.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:02 (twenty years ago) link

As always, Dan raises the poetry of filth to Shakespearean levels and I can but bow in acknowledgement. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:03 (twenty years ago) link

we also carry "Plum Smugglers" and "The Kennebunkport Surprise", on special this week is the "Bat Wings"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:03 (twenty years ago) link

Will you have a drink special called "The Hatchet Wound"?

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

"donkey punch"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

"Dog in a bathtub"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

Bright orange is appealing? To whom?
Tell this to Puma, please!

Bright orange is the new black.

Although I suspect fluorescent green will be the new cheeto orange.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:01 (twenty years ago) link

Oh come on, like none of y'all have ever worked at Hooters!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

the new cheeto orange is actually white cheddar (why in gods name would anyone want "organic" cheetos?)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

I bought organic Heinz ketchup, but I haven't tried it yet.

Ally, is this the sister that you said likes Asian guys?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:07 (twenty years ago) link

Pfff, organic cheetos rock, jess is all gay.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

you still got the orange shorts, luna?

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

CHRIS V DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DOG IN A BATHTUB IS???

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

No, Spencer, this is the sister who likes Asian guys. The one with the gitarre is the one who works in Hooters.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

Haha I linked the wrong picture! My sister is not normally bearded.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:10 (twenty years ago) link

No, buttch because (a) I look terrible in orange, (b) come ON, they were ORANGE SHORTS, and (c) my old roommate took over my job when I quit, so I gave it to her.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:10 (twenty years ago) link

Dan, your new restaurant definitely needs a Momus Dog.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

("it" being the uniform, not anything else)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

(though come to think of it, she still owes me $200)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

Ally's family is purty.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:15 (twenty years ago) link

Sean, I don't think they make buns small enough.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:15 (twenty years ago) link

Ha! That beard reminds me of the SNL fake commercial for strap-on beards. Their main use: to show late people your displeasure.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

haha!

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

shuddup.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

there are a lot of strip clubs that serve food, y'know. Somehow, this does not appeal to me

The thing about the food at these places is that it's delicious and cheap. It's like the drinks in Vegas, only not completely free. They serve you huge t-bone steaks and shit for, like six bucks, freeing up your money for other things. They key is not to spend the money on other things.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

Well for some reason, my sister James chose to dress up on Halloween or something like that as Sigmund Freud. Hence the beard.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

yes Yancey.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

Well for some reason, my sister James chose to dress up on Halloween or something like that as Sigmund Freud. Hence the beard.

I might be in love with your sister.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

although it comes across more as Sigmund Lincoln.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

That's the sort of thing she does. "Hey, what are you going to be for Halloween?" "Bertrand Russell." "Ok, great!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:33 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.fishin-harry.com/EJ/gallerytour/images/02-bathtubdog.gif

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

why the dog in the bath?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

Kenan you cheapskate.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

Ally, my friend has the best answer to the question: "What are you going to be for Halloween?" ... "anything but me."

Actually a better answer is "a slice of pizza with an axe."

You can tell your sister she has a secret asian man admirer.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, I've never actually done that. I could never resist the allure of paying another $7 for 8 ounces of gin and tonic at the very least. I haven't been to a strip club in years, though. I should go more often, maybe.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

The best answer to the Halloween question was shown on the defunct television show NewsRadio, where Bill MacNeil claimed he was going to come as "the man without socks".

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

Terrifying.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=33924

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:13 (twenty years ago) link

HA!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

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