Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

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Don't worry, fat American mouse will be dead of a disease of affluence soon.

Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

dude, i have decent health insurance atthemoment (though not for long) and I have a week and a half to see a specialist if I'm lucky.
i have never heard a canadian even begin to pretend that they don't like their health care system.

Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

well, that's the thing - the nightmare of socialized medicine the right presents is basically exactly the system we have now, only without corporations making bank off of it. and possibly slightly longer waits for specialists.

they are completely oblivious to this, btw.

next stop: NOWHERE, i wanna get off (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Dry Bones knows where it's at:
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Why's many the time I've said to a fellow liberal at a cocktail party...
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"I don't have to actually have any evidence of something I put in a cartoon, right?"
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next stop: NOWHERE, i wanna get off (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Evidence about 'planting' question? Because that seem to have happened, no? Obviously the significance depends on your political view (I come from a system with institutionalized planted questions, I don't see the problem), but did he not ask the Huffington Post to ask a question? I might have just misinterpreted/believed something from the wrong place, though.

dowd, Monday, 29 June 2009 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Maureen, don't you have a column due?

wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

eh, takes five minutes at most.

dowd, Monday, 29 June 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

he knew in advance that the huff post had a blogger taking questions from people in Iran so he called on them. OMG THE HUMANITY

bnw, Monday, 29 June 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

ha i was gonna post about PITNEYGATE but i overpost about shit i read on political blogs enough as it is

fuck dana milbank, tho, basically

goole, Monday, 29 June 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the question - there isn't. But to say that there is no evidence of planting questions (which is an ideologically based spin on events, of course) is not true. Anyway, I was just wondering if I had misunderstood the cartoon/objection, but it seems it was in relation to that question.

dowd, Monday, 29 June 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm just "laughing" at yet another tired ref to arugula... kale... y'know, shit NORMAL folks don't eat.

Surprised they didn't go for collards and watermelon.

Such A Hilbily (Dan Peterson), Monday, 29 June 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

^^even odds that draft exists

killer diller chiller thriller (will), Monday, 29 June 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

iraq is saluting itself for leaving its cities?? i am so confused

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

don't know if that's batshit leftwing or what. seems sort of reflexive.

an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Amidst a week of timely Sotomayor jokes, we have this one:

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kingfish, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Not sure why the Sanford one is in there.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Just struck me not nec. as batshit so much as "huh?"

kingfish, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

peace is a terrible way to save money

bnw, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Bush's missile defence program: a blind rapacious predator

ledge, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

2+2 = Government????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

everything equals government

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

next stop: NOWHERE, i wanna get off (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link

The North American Pinata thing is great.

Do they mean Mexico isn't North America?

Do they think Pinatas are South/Central American, and not Mexican in origin?

Also, Palin is wearing the sign of the Zodiac Killer.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 July 2009 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

it stands for native american, idiot!

bnw, Friday, 10 July 2009 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Wait, if it is Palin family open season, why is she out there with a rifle? Is she hunting her own?

smarmasaurus, Friday, 10 July 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

xxpost Well the tilde (~) is over the A, so apparently it's Portuguese.

DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 11 July 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

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Why is the Honduras dude sitting at the table along with eerybody else in power.

Also, Chuck Asay like his Western motifs.

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/24/9221_image.jpg

Look out! Standard hetero adultery & quitters quitting = nipple rings & rocky horror performances!

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Hang on, years back the media was focusing on our troops' deaths because they hated America and wanted us to lose, and now?

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So, we made the Russians & the Cubans back down without starting a war that would have killed the planet, and JFK got taken advantage of?

kingfish, Saturday, 11 July 2009 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah the Cuban Missile Crisis was such a triumph for the Soviet Union. "Remember when we almost did something?"

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 July 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Big whatever = some gizmo?

Putin seems to be doing his best Popeye/Kirk Douglas impression there.

smarmasaurus, Saturday, 11 July 2009 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm glad he included the "Uh-Oh." I was all confused.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I assume they're talking about Kennedy's first meeting w/Khruschev, which went really badly, not the Cuban Missile Crisis.

31g, Saturday, 11 July 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

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abanana, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 06:34 (fourteen years ago) link

"I assume they're talking about Kennedy's first meeting w/Khruschev, which went really badly, not the Cuban Missile Crisis."

Ah ok. I guess the reason I didn't get it was that my understanding of that first meeting was generally just that Kruschev was belligerent and hostile, not that he pulled off some sort of diplomatic coup or made kennedy look stupid.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link

palin one makes zero sense; she's "caught" the media's attention? Didn't she quit because of media attention?
Wouldn't a more apt cartoon have fisherman sarah being swallowed by a media whale? I mean, no salmon reference but wtf?

Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link

and is that the fabled "upstream" salmon? Is the media already dead and sarah just pulled it out of the water and displayed it as a trophy? Cause that kinda does make sense.

Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link

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i hate lang.

BONE ALL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 23 July 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHA, that's just LOST!

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 July 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

let us now hate dave granlund:

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dim samosa... lost samosa (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 July 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

...okay, that has to be a joke. Nobody could be so fucking stupid as to create that first Granlund cartoon, could they?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/08/01/PH2007080101896.jpg

Telephone thing, Sunday, 26 July 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Many people are so fucking stupid.

Adam Bruneau, Monday, 27 July 2009 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

This is a center-right nation!

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 27 July 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I would bet money that the race card was originally a spade and it got changed at the last minute.

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/41605_thumb.gif

WHOA!

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

i call it "wallogina.gif"

ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 7 August 2009 06:31 (fourteen years ago) link

so much bad crazy going around in with these people. here, have some day by day:

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note the graph in the last frame that shows he's already made more than last year, enough to keep the strip going until 2010 if not longer. yayyy...

ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 10 August 2009 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

40 MILLION DOLLARS... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 10 August 2009 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link


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