"Is It Thunderdome Yet?" A Rolling Looming Apocalypse Thread

^^^ flowing straight from the survival scroll

I like the way Stan Goff put it: "Women. Community. Improving your skills. Every day, from here forward."

Been wandering around lego blogs today, there's even a contest for post-apoc lego creations

is apocalyptic thinking a particularly male fantasy?

it's particularly geeky, to be sure.

Or at least, the mental exercise of "ok, when the zombies come, where do i hide out?" is. A good local answer to this is the CostCo.

So you could topple 30-foot high stacks of merchandise onto the zombies, crushing them?

I am lacking in ammo for the coming zombie plague.

but I live around a lot of old people, so taking them out and hoarding their supplies shouldn't be a problem.

let it be known that i only read insurgent american irregularly.

"The name is not meant to call up visions of gun nuts in the back alleys. We like a bit of irony."

big hoos aka the postapocalypse-jeep-driver

Read Max Brooks' two books. As he points out, the problem with zombies ain't so much the zombies, but the millions of refugees fleeing an outbreak. In World War Z, the three or four waves of refugees heading north completely deforested parts of Canada, and the amounts of shit people had to burn after the wood was gone put so much contaminants into the atmosphere than nuclear winter set in. In other words, it's like in Dawn of the Dead, where the zombies were overcome quite easily, but 'twas the biker gang that caused all the problems.

That's kinda the cool thing about those books, where the premise of a zombie outbreak is the metaphor/allegory Max uses to talk about the problems of how to survive or cope when mass society breaks down.

Some of their "practical" suggestions are a bit 0_o ("start a blog"?), and they do have a survivalist bent to them ("become a gunsmith," "start a worm farm: worms are crucial for rebuilding soil").

Realistically though? Yes, yes, a thousand times yes to Aimless's post.

xp to self, obv

I grew up Mormon, where it is a commandment from God (!!!) to have a year's supply of food, water, necessities. So my parents had giant barrels of water in this bedroom-sized storage facility in the basement, and like 100 pounds of wheat sitting there. Wheat stores better than flour, but even with a wheat grinder and everything, my parents never used the goddamn wheat. They never used the 20 lb. bags of powdered milk (well, sometimes my mom would use it for cooking).

Advantages: always lots of food around, easy to make a snack (pot of pasta or rice, bowl of cereal from those non-brand giant 5-lb. bags). Never having to go to the store if you run out of TP. And that's stuff that's worn on me but srsly it is at least 2/3 a waste of space.

I mean, if you move, how the hell are you going to empty all those 50 gallon barrels of water?

kingfish are the zombie books funny? i've gotten mixed signals. i was initially under the impression their intent was to be "serious" comedy.

I didn't think they were funny at all. They were completely fucking grim! (And medically inaccurate, about situs inversus at least, but I am a pedant.)

i did not know that about mormons!
i ran out of toilet paper today
some survivalist i am

the drugstore is a few blocks away and it has not fallen to the zombies yet unless you count metaphorical zombies i guess

Yeah in Utah/Idaho most of the houses have a room bigger than a walk-in closet but smaller than a bedroom simply assumed to be for your year's supply.

They are all about growing gardens too, but that shit is just sane and it is impossible to buy a decent tomato at all. Gardens, good.

blurrg soaaap bllarr toilet paper nnrrg dish detergent

xpost that was zombies talking

Yeah, the Mormon one-year supply is pretty excessive.

I do keep a pantry with enough to stay fed for a month, and about a week's worth of drinking/cooking water. The pantry stuff is nothing I would not normally eat throughout the year so it all gets used within about 15 months of purchase.

No, they're written completely straight, which really helps in the believability. There's some political jokes in WWZ(like what happens to an ex-Admin figure named "Grover Carlson" and the job he's assigned to do after everything settles down and the world starts up again), but a lot of the stuff is straight ahead socio-economic analysis. I recommend them, and especially the WWZ book on tape.

I ran out of ketchup today! Seriously, panic city.

But the thing about zombie outbreaks, as Max Brooks has stated outright and I think George Romero has alluded to, is that they're a good way to address the concerns of what happens when modern civilization breaks down, only you use this completely impossible event(zombies going apeshit and eatin' brains) as a starting off point. I got a kick out of how much of WWZ was actually Brooks discussing the problems of how wasteful & destined-to-fail(which is how insustainable things should actually be described) too much of our current life is, and how he goes at solving the problems in his book with an almost New Deal approach.

well yeah zombie books/movies/etc are never actually about zombies

not to be all film studies 101 or anything

When will zombies get a proper non-stereotypical treatment by the mass media?

HOARD NOW, GET RICH LATER: noize board post-apocalyptic flea market

Too many people, including a substantial majority of so-called survivalists, get caught up in ideas of apocalypse as a romantic fanatasy of heroic struggle and chest-beating triumph, a'la zombie wars.

In fact it would be a grinding lot of work and worry, interspersed with very small victories and pleasures. Read about the Russian Civil War and the consequent famines, or about refugees in eastern Europe during WWII and after if you want to get the proper flavor of survival when the usual structure of society is ripped up and inoperative. Then hope for a gradual descent into genteel poverty, instead.

Too many people, including a substantial majority of so-called survivalists, get caught up in ideas of apocalypse as a romantic fanatasy of heroic struggle and chest-beating triumph, a'la zombie wars.

Seriously. Anyone remember reading Interdictor, who was some IT guy who decided that he'd ride out Katrina in the building he worked in and documented what happened in downtown New Orleans in the subsequent. Check the comments on the posts during the period; dude had a seriously slathering fanbase going, all sorts of geeks & nerds jealous at the dude's chance to play out his post-apoc exercise.

Yup, i use grammar good and never words drop.

I remember that guy! Nothing seems to wind up the nerds like having to keep the servers up while the world is going to hell.

Yeah. Dude was a goon and had people falling all over themselves on the sa forums to post about him.

So apparently big chunks of this story are fabricated or something, Julian Robertson didn't even say most of the stuff that attributed to him here, but this seemed like the right thread for this story.

Legendary Funds Manager Predicts Utter Global Collapse Stemming From Bursting of Property Bubble

Blames Bush-Cheney "regime"

In a recent interview on CNBC with Ron Insana, one of the "old-timer" funds manager, Julian Robertson, predicted "utter global collapse" as a consequence of the bursting of the world-wide property bubble.

Often called "Never Been Wrong Robertson", the former head of Tiger Management (once the largest hedge fund in the world), is extremely worried about the speculative bubble in real estate.

Specifically, he is very worried about a world that is sustained by American consumer spending which is in turn 1/4 sustained by a property bubble. He predicts that 20 million people could lose their homes once the property bubble bursts.

Even more worrisome, he thinks central banks around the globe out of desperation will try to re-inflate the world economy with more liquidity that will create an inflationary spiral unseen in the economic history of mankind.

"Where does it end?", Insana asked Robertson. "Utter global collapse," he answered. But not just economic collapse ... collapse of epic proportions.
Collapse and disintegration of all infrastructure, including government.
Inflation will run into the double and triple digits. "Food production will fall. People will be carrying around U.S. dollars in wheelbarrows like Germany," he said.

There will be "total collapse of public infrastructure. Total collapse of medical care systems. All public pension plans, Social Security will collapse. All corporate pension plans will collapse."

"The American consumer is effectively now supporting the rest of the planet," he continued. "Consumption rates in all other nations are falling, have fallen to the point that the tax revenues to governments, that the business and industries those nation states are providing is now a net negative number relative to total debt service and public cost, that this exists in virtually every nation state on the planet now."

And for much of this "doom", interestingly, he blames the Bush-Cheney "regime".

"They have now consolidated power and money on the planet to the maximum extent possible. The planet's net liquidity, that is its, net free cash flow. Is now a negative number. The planet is not simply sinking into a sea of red ink; it is already sunk. The people just don't realize it yet," he said.

According to Robertson, "the Bush-Cheney regime is preparing the nation for transition from democracy into dictatorship because a dictatorship will be necessary to control, in 5 years time, food and water riots." He said "the federal government, that part of Patriot II Act, the internal exile, that the government is going to have to build now huge detention compounds on federal lands, probably in the West where the land is available, to potentially house 50 million or more citizens that will be in financial ruin."

In 10 years time, whoever is left will be effectively starting again, he said.

"More importantly, and I'm trying to think how we imply this or how we express this to the people, what extraordinary times we are living in and how the destruction of the planet has been engineered by the Bushonian Cabal from 1980 to 1992, and then from 2001 to present, which has effectively destroyed the economic liquidity of the planet," he said.

Robertson ended the interview by saying that he hopes he is not alive to see this.

"The lucky ones are the ones who are my age now," he said.

this seemed like the right thread for this story.

I'd also like to emphasize that the thread title (rolling looming apocalypse + flippant thunderdome ref) is intended as much to take the piss out of constant doom & gloom propositions as anything else. Thread is Rolling cause they're always coming and never coming true. Or something.

Instead of all this sturm und drang over the coming economic apocalypse, maybe we should all just relax, crack open a few brewskies, and enjoy a few good chuckles over the coming avian flu pandemic. amirite?

avian fluskies

i'll have a wheaty avian fluskie plz

I like mine hoppy and peaty.

Forget oil, the new global crisis is food

A new crisis is emerging, a global food catastrophe that will reach further and be more crippling than anything the world has ever seen. The credit crunch and the reverberations of soaring oil prices around the world will pale in comparison to what is about to transpire, Donald Coxe, global portfolio strategist at BMO Financial Group said at the Empire Club's 14th annual investment outlook in Toronto on Thursday.

"It's not a matter of if, but when," he warned investors. "It's going to hit this year hard."

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Hooray @ headline/lede alarmism. Point of the article: what with more people on earth, we probably oughta be growing more food, eh? Let's get on that right quick.

HOOpocalypse now

The US has many flavors of hucksters working the doom industry. Some are crackpots. Some are our leaders. Some are scholars pimping books. It's a great racket and I've covered it for a number of years in print. It's hard to lose money predicting doom.

See a Lexis search I did a couple years ago on prediction of terror attacks.

Or flogging it.

A running tabulation of invocations of imminent mushroom cloud in daily newspapers.

Ack, mushroom clouds in the press.

'but it's got electrolytes!'

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lol rrobyn

Ethanol Fuel Will Kill Us All

"Using good cropland to expand biofuels will probably exacerbate global warming," concludes the study published in Science magazine.

RUN TOOOO THE HILLLLLLLLS