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No, "D-I-V-O-R-C-E"
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Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Ahhhhh Makes more sense thanks.

kv_nol, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

If it's only a couple of weeks then the wedding folk are probably still on honeymoon/honeymoon comedown. It took us about a month to get thank you cards out: that didn't mean we weren't grateful for all those knives and forks and things.

The wedding was in June!

And I sent them a big fat Amazon voucher in a card that said "buy your own present, why don't you".

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link

hi, toasted everything bagel w/ light creem cheese and beef barely soup for lunch

is SO GFUCKINAG DGOOD

Surmounter, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Hello peoples, I am stealing internets at a friend's house. The Jesus and Mary Chain were awesomely awesometastic and I tried to record them on my phone for Onimo but it didn't work at all. Sorry mate. I shall bore you shitless by wanking on about how grebt they were the next time I see you, if that helps?

New house is also awesome, and Neil did a grand job of tidying it up while I was cavorting round exceedingly muddy fields being stalked by Dave Grohl (seriously, dude was following me everywhere, but no-one I was with believes it was him. It totally was though).

Other bands seen were Jarvis (brilliant), Super Furry Animals (pretty good, but I was fairly drunk by then), one song each by Nouvelle Vague and Go! Team whilst ambling about between stages, Bat for Lashes (yawn), Tilly and the Wall (aces), Rilo Kiley (OK), Candie Payne (started off dull, turned ace half-way through), Regina Spektor (meh), Patrick Wolf (amazing), Teenage Fanclub (sadly underperforming), Big Star (marvellous - came on and said "hi, we're Old Age Fanclub", for massive lolz) and LCD Soundsystem. Managed to miss Bjork totally (no great loss) and the Beastie Boys (even less of a loss), couldn't be arsed walking through mud for the Fire Engines but was told they were shit. I sat in my tent with a bottle of wine and listened to Mogwai and Primal Scream over the wall and they sounded ace, but I was far too muddy and cold and wet to be arsed actually moving to get back into the festival site.

Still, top weekend. First festival I've camped at for ages, but had as much fun as is possible when ankle-deep in mud and completely unable to walk due to 85-mile walk between carpark and campsite with several tons of unnecessary shite on my back.

ailsa, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh aye, we saw the Parsonage Choir as well, who are a choir who do choral versions of Johnny Cash and Joy Division and stuff. They were lovely in principle, but a bit less so in practice.

ailsa, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Hi Ailsa!

I didn't realise your new house was in the middle of a music festival. You will be popular.

Um, by which I mean, what festival were you at?

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link

This one: http://www.connectmusicfestival.com/content/

ailsa, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Argh, how did I forget to mention we saw the Polyphonic Spree - they were brilliant. My festival-companion was trying his best to put me off by regaling me with tales of how not-good they'd been every time he's seen them before, but we ended up staying for their whole set and missing Bjork and having stupid amounts of fun.

ailsa, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Ailsa praised the Polyphonic Spree and dissed the Beasties. I shall never play Scrabble with her again.

Ms M I love your splashback on the other thread!

gratzi! They're 1x1 inch glass tiles and we love them too. I wish we could do our entire bathroom in them but they are a bit pricey.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Aw, sorry Sam, but really, the Polyphonic Spree were brilliant, and I wasn't expecting them to be so. Beastie Boys, meh, sorry, don't get it at all.

Haven't checked out the house thread yet, but my parents have just done their en-suite with little glass tiles and they're beautiful. I have inherited a peach-coloured bathroom which I really don't like at all, but I haven't worked out what I want to do to rectify this.

ailsa, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Sometimes I wish I was the kind of person who was prepared to make more of an effort to make the house look the way I want it to. I'd love to have it all done in a kind of atomic style. When my older brother and his wife moved into their house in Glasgow, it had this great deep blue bathroom suite from the 60s that I just loved. They offered it to me, but I couldn't be bothered trying to get it all over to Dublin. I should have, though.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

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I was living in Dallas when the Spree first hit it big (that's where they where from.) You couldn't turn around without running into one of them. I always joked that it was my goal to run over at least two Sprees a day on my to work. (Sorry they're too cult-ish and happy-happy-joy-joy for me)

They unfortunately frequented the bar I worked at and when they were on the David Letterman show they even gave a shout out to "Sh1p's Lounge in East Dallas!" One night when I was working, my ex-boyfriend was there with a friend of his. They were commenting on a sketch of me a regular had drawn which was pasted up behind the bar. Right below it was a Spree postcard and I commented that the glory of my portrait was ruined by the shitty band below. The ex's friend said, "I play bass in the Spree." Me: "Oh sorry. I hate your band." He still tipped.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost
Make your house Sputnik!

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

I remember seeing the Beasties on a co-headline with the Rollins Band, the week after RHCP had said they'd never play in Britain again, which must have been about 89? Last time, frankly. The Licence To Ill tour was fun (even the riot at the Royal Court was nearly a laff) but this was just mopey shite.

aldo, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Stop stop all of you or I shall have to keeeel you!

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Misery! Ouch.

humansuit, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Beasties = stopped being fun about the same time as RHCP. Kill me if you like.

aldo, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

*BANG*

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

I've only seen the Beastie Boys once, about 13 years ago. All they could talk about was how they couldn't believe they had never played in Ireland before, considering how good our golf courses were.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

hey Ms Misery! YOU KNEW THE SPREE! Did you hang out? Did you pick flowers? Did you get together with Ween and have a sleepover? O GOD do tell all your stories.

humansuit, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I like the Beasties but I've yet to see them live. I'm kind of sorry I talked myself out of going to Connect :(

Glad you had fun ailsa, you can bore me all you like about JAMC as long as you're buying the beer :)

they're too cult-ish and happy-happy-joy-joy for me
Aye, a poor man's Danielson tbh

onimo, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

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Obv. I didn't know them if I insulted members to their face unknowingly. Besides it is not hard to know them when you live in Dallas as there are only 368 members in the band. Is Ween from anywhere in TX? I have no idea.

All they could talk about was how they couldn't believe they had never played in Ireland before, considering how good our golf courses were.

Haha, this is hilarious. Have they played there since? Sounds like the golf would've been a regular draw.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I believe they have played several times since, bless their plaid trousers.

By missing all the music festivals this year, I've missed any chance to see Jarvis. I've not seen him on stage for years now. I miss him.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Misery - that was just a joke, since you were in the mood to shoot people.

humansuit, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't think Pulp has ever played in the US. I could be mistaken. I just know they never played back when I was into them.

I try to respond to possible trolling/flaming with a straight face. It's my only defense mechanism.

I am a Texan. We do love to shoot.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

What is trolling / flaming? If you don't mind. Nobody else will tell me.

humansuit, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

IIRC that Beasties tour, despite being a co-headline, was headlined 100% of the time because according to Andrew Weiss (again, IIRC, it was a long time ago) "let's face it guys, compared to us you're nobodies and never will be".

aldo, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

multi xposts to accentmonkey - if they've waited that long then I suppose "ungrateful bastards" is a fair response. That said, I'm always pleasantly surprised by "thank you" cards as I don't expect to receive them as I assume everyone's as scatter-brained and/or inconsiderate as me.

onimo, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost - It is true. Collectively they block out the sun.

Humansuit, for me it is when I feel someone is trying to bait me or provoke me into a stupid argument.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey thanks, I'm really new to this. Mine was just a joke - no argumentation involved.

humansuit, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Jarvis wasn't being Pulp, he was being solo-Jarvis. He did a cover of Into the Valley by the Skids, which shamefully my companions had never heard before. He also had a whole field of soggy wet indie-kids singing "cunts are still running the world", which was nice.

The Mary Chain actually made me nearly cry during Some Candy Talking by being so blindingly good. Annoyingly, no-one I was there with, or any of my friends that I met there, saw them, so I just had to carry this round with me all weekend until I met some drunk people from Dundee half-way back along the 105-mile trek to the carpark who were gibbering about how brilliant they were and gave me some vodka and discussed ace gigs we have seen over the years.

xpost - it took me AGES to do my thank-yous after the wedding, mostly because we got millions of stuff and I failed pathetically at my attempts to keep a notebook saying who'd given us what so we ended up sending generic "thank you for thinking of us" notes for loads of them.

ailsa, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I believe according to formal etiquette couples have up to a year after the wedding to send thank you notes.

I don't think most Americans know who Pulp is much less Jarvis Cocker. His cameo in HP-GOF went largely unnoticed over here.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I thought Americans would know him for taking the piss out of Michael Jackson (not the dead beer writer) at the Brits.

onimo, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link

At the what? (j/k I know what the Brits are. Although I'm really not a good barometer for that.)

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

The Mary Chain actually made me nearly cry during Some Candy Talking by being so blindingly good.

It is at this point I say, on behalf of of myself and I believe onimo, OH JUST FUK OFF. (Only kidding IR just jelus)

aldo, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

2nded (only kidding but no really FUK OFF, jokes jokes, no really).

JAMC are playing some US shows in October. Hopefully some UK dates will follow if William cba dragging his arse across the pond again. There's talk of a new studio album plus the Rhino b-sides, demos & rarities thing is due in February or thereabouts.

Oh, morning all :) Back on the early starts after a couple of lazy days. I even managed to make time for breakfast before leaving. I expect to crash around 11am when this stupid hueg latte wears off.

Listened to Siouxsie on the way in today. I fucking LOVE Siouxsie.

onimo, Thursday, 6 September 2007 06:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't think most Americans know who Pulp is much less Jarvis Cocker.

I wuv him. Sigh.

I am really only kidding about my friends being ungrateful bastards. I will have to email them soon to find out whether the actually got the card or not, though.

My god, I don't give a damn about Luciano Pavarotti dying. NOT ONE DAMN!

accentmonkey, Thursday, 6 September 2007 07:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Today's Metro had a "close to death" story with something like "football fans would know him from doing Nessun Dorma, the theme for the Italia '90 World Cup" - like no football fan would have heard of him otherwise.

onimo, Thursday, 6 September 2007 07:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Jarvis

Not having heard his album I found him great fun. He finished with "The boys are back on town" which was ludicrously good!

Rilo Kiley (OK)

OTM. Nice hot pant suit thing though.

Managed to miss Bjork totally (no great loss)

Sadly OTM from what I caught.

the Beastie Boys (even less of a loss)

U MAD + RONG!!!

I wish we could do our entire bathroom in them but they are a bit pricey.

Long term project? Plans are a bit similar with wherever I end up except I would like lights recessed into the actual base and side walls. Sounds mad but actually works out quite well. My love of the whole art deco thing has already been done to death on these threads. Needless to say I am hoping to buy a his and hers walnut set of cupboards with a dressing table/vanity thing shaped rather like a penis (elongated elliptical mirror, two round pillars for tables).

*BANG*

-- Ms Misery, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:13 (Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:13)

Aldo? Aldo? Oh shit. We didn't see nothin' people, keep movin', angry beastie fan packing heat and glass tiles of polyphonic destruction...

I believe they have played several times since, bless their plaid trousers.

RONG. EP was first time in years and years and years. Possibly 13.

Humansuit isn't a troll, I believe that he is the small cat.

Luciano Pavarotti dying

Really? That's a bit sad :(

Hello all.

kv_nol, Thursday, 6 September 2007 08:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm still alive. </eddie vedder> It was only a flesh wound.

aldo, Thursday, 6 September 2007 08:25 (sixteen years ago) link

crying_eagle.jpg

onimo, Thursday, 6 September 2007 09:02 (sixteen years ago) link

;_; NEVUR FURGIT ;_;

aldo, Thursday, 6 September 2007 09:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.brandonbird.com/paintings/king_of_cage.jpg

kv_nol, Thursday, 6 September 2007 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Aldo, you can now post to the "Have You Ever Been Shot?" thread full of misplaced pride.

glass tiles of polyphonic destruction...

This sounds like a good name for something. .

I like the small cat(s).

Ms Misery, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link

What the heck is that picture kv_lol? Confused nao!

I bought an 07/08 diary today and have been happily writing in SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS. So, tell me your birthdays and your social events I can guarantee that in my usual 2 months time I will have forgotten I ever bought the diary, never mind remember what I put in it.

Sarah, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I dunno. Saw it on another thread and I though that it fit!

Social engagements already? I am intimidated by your organisational abilities!

kv_nol, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm having a party on the 22nd if you'd like to pencil that in. I'll send you directions if you need them.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I've taken to writing NOM NOM NOM on my deskpad instead of drawing eyes. I'm sure this is endearing me to the woman who thinks I'm into Christian Child Slave Steroid Suicide Cults.

onimo, Thursday, 6 September 2007 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link


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